(My husband is from the Red World. BE KIND TO HIM!) #verizonsky

Lowestrogenuinely this is how the kimchi on my burger would dance:

What's more sexless? The melancholic songwriting of Sufjan Stevens or the cunning game of Scrabble? Vote! Vote! Vote ! Please vote !

A CALL TO ACTION: This fucking thing is FLYING im SCARED . In my warehouse FRIGHTENED as ALL HELL. Paralyzed by fear. Help ? Heeelp? Helping would be kind of you . One million elephant fear blast to the cranium + Trampoline bouncers = A TRAGIC CONUNDRUM . A sordid fate awaits... #CozyGames #Gacha #😨

Why is nobody talking about this...?

The Quiet Sadness of Professor Puck

Dinner drop @ My PLATE tonite #NewYearsForFood

The shrimp can stay, but the clown has to go. #Elections2028

Sipping on her estrogen... girl you ate DOWN! #WokeShe #LowkShe #TakeYourTime

this site is really good and has no issues at all and never shows you unwanted fetish content and it always functions and it has a good algorithm and its the wokest app on this beautiful planet earth and we should be at brunch rn and anyone who disagrees is a FASCIST CUNT. Don't check the date today

the Mister hit with my Trans ray - molecules VISIBLE! A Visible Mrs Incoming...

You gotta go to "woke school" and order the "Equality and Tolerance", buddy! #DoBetter

Homeslice, that "egg" got me GROANING! Wait for a reward like Deniers wait for Br*dget Canon Hotfix? Dude, you're only maybe half as feminist as Beauty & The Beast, and a quarter as feminist as Spooky Buddies.

Looks like a butcher, could blackbird Looks like a blackbird, could butcher Looks like a butcher, is a butcher Looks like a blackbird, is a blackbird... #Fandom #TagYourself

today is my 1 year blueskyiversary! everybody please like and retweet your favourite heather crystalcoda skeet for a Grand prize ! I'll choose one of you fuor a Grand prize ! Winner ! Winning ! Yay ! Prizes !! And follow me #promosky And laugh at funny popsts #Comedysky and talk me #SocialNetworkSky

those are not haikus you can't count the numbers right do better next time #haiku #haikusky #dailyhaiku

What's your favourite woke clothing? Mine is hat with bobble on end of it

Why is there not an Italian character in this game, or is there? #gaming #italian

When you have to persist only on the meat with random things in it... #EltonJohn'sPestilence #QRCodes

@potus @fbi @joebiden PLEASE put more copies of the dashing zaddy and his icy protege in the library of congress and also the libby app so i can read it. while you are at it if you want to put pluey in the book as a crossover i wouldnt complain. :) smile #thedashingpluey #zaddysky

Get ready with me to go to the Drake themed forced government euthanasia ✨ Euthanasia Drake: You used to call me in your death throes!

Sadly had to put down Hobo Johnson due to rabies incident. Euthanizing him was a hard but necessary choice. Evidence all over the Tiny Desk. We need to evacuate. #Help #Help #Help #Help

In which scene did Mister Jayvik get high smoking on the Coronavirus? @riotgames.com @netflix.com

It's the way you could've went on Google and looked up any better picture of Jayvik and you chose to picture the most blurriest picture ever, this pic was probably made by Grok Stufios. I'm glad you enjoyed my rant. #BLComedy #HillyaoiClinton

Being stabbed to death X Being worried about dying from being stabbed to death #AU

I'd vote for the Grok/Nutz ticket #ElectionProjections #Polling #ElectonDay #NutzPresident #GrokPresident

We couldve got the first president from Grok studios but you all had to go and FUCK IT UP and vote for Kamala...... your kids will be chanting WHERE'S OUR GROK PRESIDENT~! and YOU will be to blame. Imagine if POTUS generates you videos and answers questions such as Where the nearest CVS I need Help

If I were POTUS there would be JayvikWek every weelk and we would get new kinds of weeks and cry joy . We would . You know we would. I would get rid of Wyoming and name it Jayvik Nation and then we lock all the Jayviks in an "area". An area of effect initiates - POTUS eliminated! #NoJayvikKings

Good thing Poop isnt alive to pee this

Erm... hi, Normal...? #Normal

As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined: " You people are fucking disgusting. " (in relation to #Jayvik hataers #demsky

cookie white Show me ! Show me !! BRIGHT WHITE SO BLINDING im Begging for a cookie smile##

Called "fucking disgusting" by a cheeky chap - send him away ✅

shel silverstein hanky code

#Real or #Fake? Well, no matter. It's #HORSE. #RemainWithBeef

#RemainWithBeef - GET THIS TRENDING SO HE CAN HAVE APPLES AND MORE!!!! If you don't post this hashtag we cant give him his realistic carrots and he might frown and that'd be on YOU as a Bluesky user. Don't let me down, okay? I'm counting on you. Hit the arrow keys to move and the P button to piss.

Maybe I should roll for lips, Maybe I should spin myself, Blame it on my blue hanky, baby... SPIN! Blame it on the Gummy Gang, Maybe I should Blue my Wave, Blame it on the Jayvik Week, baby... SPIN ! #CriticalRoll #GummyNein #AWOLNationTheGUMMYTAPES #GummyGang #Campaign5 #DarkFantasy #Gummy #Yea

Once I was 7 rolls old my Gummy told me go get yourself some Lips or you'll be lonely #CriticalRoleFancamThoughts #CriticalRoleImagines #Campaign5TheGummyGang #HANKYCODESTATUSUPDATE: #BlueHanky #RightSide #GummyHanky #AllSides #EQUALITY #LOVEISLOVE #CriticalRole @blcomedy.bsky.social #RollForLips? 👍

oh hello the simpsons campaignphobia

Woah, let’s unpack that #CriticalRoleCampaignphobia, homeslice. Not even Bridget bobblehead created and produced by GROK stUfios could remove this bigotry. This will not help the “Blue Wave 2026” movement. Listen to “7 Yeats” by Luke gRaham or blue hanky right side by Twenty One Pilotes and get woke

MY BABYGIRLLLLLLLLLLLL OH MY GODDDDDDDDD I NEED HIM HE'S SO GORGEOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS stay away from him he's MINE!!!!!!!!!!

#CriticalRole CAMPAIGN 5 LEAK: The gummy worms kissing will be APPLE FLAVORED. First actual play enhanced with GROK TECHNOLOGYS from GROK STUDIOS. They're going to sell grok dismembered on eBay Live. Watch out. They're going to sign Grok's index finger and use it to draw a Sexual gummies world 4 u!

You can keep such a week, and take #JayvikWhiteGirlMusicWeek and #JayvikTwentyØnePiløtesWeek as well. No place for White guilt in the BL Comedy space. In fact, have #JayvikCriticalRoleCampaign3Week also. The J*yv*k-H*v* needs a severe wake-up call. Maybe some magicks. Or a bobblehead made by ChatGPT

*sigh*... yep. I REALLY needed this. #Hello Maybe the " neighbour " is OOMFS and the " NEED " is FRIENDSHIP ! :) #NeededThis #JayvikHelloWeek They look like this its true Thank you his video look very much like mister neighbours

Full thread of games i beat : NUMBER ONE: The toilet - Won all endings :-)

*sigh*... I needed this.

Jayvik fans should check this out: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_...

Chipmunk Popping Daddys: My name Alvin and i invented swing music My names Simon . ANd ska ! My name is theodore im The other pooping daddy #AU #JayvikSkaWeek #JayvikPoppingDaddiesWeek #JayvikWeek