heather
@crystalscoda.bsky.social
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21. trans woman. 97 aprove. an independent voice of reason. ask me about my Bluey Hitchcock AU <3
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Pregaming my Alfred Hitchcock with a little bit of Bluey!
about 1 year ago
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We, yes WE, are ALL doing The Weiners Man challenge!
#Challenge
#Movies
24 days ago
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industrious nicki minaj Lets go to the mine ! mine ! 🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️⛏️
30 days ago
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They should make Yanny X Laurel yaoi. Is anyone talking about this??
#yaoi
#bl
@blcomedy.bsky.social
about 1 month ago
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I'm sorry I feel like my posts have not been very good recently but I hope you can forgive me . And reassurance please send your favourite skeets of mine and ill give you a new sequel To blow your minds.
about 1 month ago
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if they put me in pwhl hq first thing i do is be normal to trans women + melt the frost 4eva! Second thing i make a sinister f*cked up and evil team with big scythes and all their shoulders have malicious spikes and they do my every bidding and make a new goal called Scary goal (involves "scream") 😱
about 1 month ago
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They're making a sitcom for Woke - it's called REAL LIFE! Sorry if you reading this at Mister's white house . They;re doing some fuck shit over there i hope it rejuvenates . Press release about this A new kindof comedy awaits in this relatable youtube shourts . A new anthology just for Woke only ok?
about 1 month ago
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Fresh thoughts are being had in your mind world and i usurp they powers like a brand new kind of tyrant :)
about 1 month ago
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Review: review of "music" Heard it !
#music
Music - New releases . New songs for you a playlist just for you . You ! YOU ! They made a new score this ones out of 2 . It got < two But thats okay its a kindness for future Songs like " new song by My favourite musicians and others . RESKEET THIS?
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about 1 month ago
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Someone sendme Updates !!
#Updates
#Realtime
about 1 month ago
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A new poem called My yummy breakfast muffin that im going to eat shortly: OOOOO This is a tasty food but i dont have it yet But i will! I will ! I will ! Now you do not believe this cause theres no muffin in the house But that is what they ymade a "restaurants " for ! Ohhh i love food and drink
about 1 month ago
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If I was on Subway Takes I'd say "I voted for her..." and he'd go "100%... AGREE!" And then i'd trap him into an abandoned missile silo with only his stupid lapel mic and an elaborate webcam network and phantoms speaking of the unspeakable horror their hand inflicted. Live on Insta :?
#Don'tLikeHim¬
about 1 month ago
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I just want to go to sleep, really.
about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
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This is what a real Doctor looks like:
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
heather
lamby
about 2 months ago
next person i see posting ai generated images of animals is getting sent to suffer for eternity in an artificial world
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plagarising from my oc The Nonbinary Kleptomaniac?? Steals them a pronounse trick . New in the email a new binary born ... NOT !
#pronouns
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about 2 months ago
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reposted by
heather
lamby
about 2 months ago
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reposted by
heather
(My husband is from the Red World. BE KIND TO HIM!)
#verizonsky
10 months ago
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Lowestrogenuinely this is how the kimchi on my burger would dance:
about 2 months ago
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What's more sexless? The melancholic songwriting of Sufjan Stevens or the cunning game of Scrabble? Vote! Vote! Vote ! Please vote !
about 2 months ago
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A CALL TO ACTION: This fucking thing is FLYING im SCARED . In my warehouse FRIGHTENED as ALL HELL. Paralyzed by fear. Help ? Heeelp? Helping would be kind of you . One million elephant fear blast to the cranium + Trampoline bouncers = A TRAGIC CONUNDRUM . A sordid fate awaits...
#CozyGames
#Gacha
#😨
about 2 months ago
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Why is nobody talking about this...?
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about 2 months ago
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The Quiet Sadness of Professor Puck
about 2 months ago
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Dinner drop @ My PLATE tonite
#NewYearsForFood
about 2 months ago
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The shrimp can stay, but the clown has to go.
#Elections2028
2 months ago
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Sipping on her estrogen... girl you ate DOWN!
#WokeShe
#LowkShe
#TakeYourTime
2 months ago
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this site is really good and has no issues at all and never shows you unwanted fetish content and it always functions and it has a good algorithm and its the wokest app on this beautiful planet earth and we should be at brunch rn and anyone who disagrees is a FASCIST CUNT. Don't check the date today
2 months ago
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the Mister hit with my Trans ray - molecules VISIBLE! A Visible Mrs Incoming...
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2 months ago
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You gotta go to "woke school" and order the "Equality and Tolerance", buddy!
#DoBetter
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2 months ago
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Homeslice, that "egg" got me GROANING! Wait for a reward like Deniers wait for Br*dget Canon Hotfix? Dude, you're only maybe half as feminist as Beauty & The Beast, and a quarter as feminist as Spooky Buddies.
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2 months ago
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Looks like a butcher, could blackbird Looks like a blackbird, could butcher Looks like a butcher, is a butcher Looks like a blackbird, is a blackbird...
#Fandom
#TagYourself
3 months ago
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today is my 1 year blueskyiversary! everybody please like and retweet your favourite heather crystalcoda skeet for a Grand prize ! I'll choose one of you fuor a Grand prize ! Winner ! Winning ! Yay ! Prizes !! And follow me
#promosky
And laugh at funny popsts
#Comedysky
and talk me
#SocialNetworkSky
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3 months ago
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those are not haikus you can't count the numbers right do better next time
#haiku
#haikusky
#dailyhaiku
3 months ago
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What's your favourite woke clothing? Mine is hat with bobble on end of it
3 months ago
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Why is there not an Italian character in this game, or is there?
#gaming
#italian
3 months ago
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When you have to persist only on the meat with random things in it...
#EltonJohn'sPestilence
#QRCodes
3 months ago
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Pluey
3 months ago
@potus @fbi @joebiden PLEASE put more copies of the dashing zaddy and his icy protege in the library of congress and also the libby app so i can read it. while you are at it if you want to put pluey in the book as a crossover i wouldnt complain. :) smile
#thedashingpluey
#zaddysky
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Get ready with me to go to the Drake themed forced government euthanasia ✨ Euthanasia Drake: You used to call me in your death throes!
3 months ago
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Sadly had to put down Hobo Johnson due to rabies incident. Euthanizing him was a hard but necessary choice. Evidence all over the Tiny Desk. We need to evacuate.
#Help
#Help
#Help
#Help
3 months ago
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In which scene did Mister Jayvik get high smoking on the Coronavirus?
@riotgames.com
@netflix.com
3 months ago
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It's the way you could've went on Google and looked up any better picture of Jayvik and you chose to picture the most blurriest picture ever, this pic was probably made by Grok Stufios. I'm glad you enjoyed my rant.
#BLComedy
#HillyaoiClinton
3 months ago
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Being stabbed to death X Being worried about dying from being stabbed to death
#AU
3 months ago
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I'd vote for the Grok/Nutz ticket
#ElectionProjections
#Polling
#ElectonDay
#NutzPresident
#GrokPresident
3 months ago
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We couldve got the first president from Grok studios but you all had to go and FUCK IT UP and vote for Kamala...... your kids will be chanting WHERE'S OUR GROK PRESIDENT~! and YOU will be to blame. Imagine if POTUS generates you videos and answers questions such as Where the nearest CVS I need Help
3 months ago
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If I were POTUS there would be JayvikWek every weelk and we would get new kinds of weeks and cry joy . We would . You know we would. I would get rid of Wyoming and name it Jayvik Nation and then we lock all the Jayviks in an "area". An area of effect initiates - POTUS eliminated!
#NoJayvikKings
3 months ago
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Good thing Poop isnt alive to pee this
3 months ago
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Erm... hi, Normal...?
#Normal
3 months ago
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#IVotedForSmiles
3 months ago
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As renown philosopher George W. Bush once sagely opined: " You people are fucking disgusting. " (in relation to
#Jayvik
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#demsky
3 months ago
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cookie white Show me ! Show me !! BRIGHT WHITE SO BLINDING im Begging for a cookie smile##
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3 months ago
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