Tobuscus is kinda exhibiting Egg behaviour. Nugget in a biscuit? More like . Egg in a Tobuscus...? #Theories

Dogs don't even know about Joey B

Judy Hopps is like an egg if trans women were JFK

Okay. Does it have to be Shrek? Is that the only option? But what if it wasn't Shrek?

If you have short hair your OC looks a lil' sweaaty

If you have a vegetable allergy your OC gets a shovel

We need to start a new movement. It's called: Hanging out with your friends. #cinematographysky

Gay Fucking Triangle: Girl! I'm made of three lines, but I need at least four before I can get the party started. Honey, Isocol-deez nuts! Just kidding. But I do enjoy " Cock ". [Gay Fucking Triangle Confidence Bop: Pink Triangle by Weezer] www.vice.com/en/article/w...

My mum told me when I was younger that tubby custard was real. Obviously...... no, I don't want to talk about tubby custard anymore. It's too personal. One day I'll open up. #FeelingRemorseful

what if when you go but when you go to the pub and yes then child 🙄 goes "6 7" 🤓☝️💀😥😥😥 i shudder and then you go to the toilet then finish swiftly. but then you go to the pub but then youre at the pub and children EVERYWERE sceeaming and you just wanted relaxation day of the week when you go 🩷

Dance, magic, dance. In the film Labyrinth, David Bowie does a dance with a baby. And that baby is having such a good time. And I sometimes wonder, "Can I have a good time like that?". I'm not a dancing baby. But, c'est la vie! #FeelingStrongAndPowerful

My Supernanny Sleeper Cell are activating. If you see purple, it's your time. The Nanny SOON coming 2 your world :)

...aaaaaaaaand then invite giant Taylor. #GiantSGaylorContentDisguisedAsTaylorSwiftMVPosting #OrWhateverTheFuckThisIs #JayvikGaylorWeek

Do you know you have thirty minutes?

babe with all due respect we're english

Everyday a new week begins.

If you block me for my weeks, heh, I won't break a sweat. I've been blocked by a mushroomposter. Fucking try me. #JayvikPooPooWeek #JayvikNoPeePeePooPooWeek (for those Fucked Up individuals). You guys just can't handle my weeks. You wouldn't even survive Day 1 - Poop. Educate yourself, do better.

BLUESKY DAY 1 - FREE DAY DAY 2 - FREE DAY DAY 3 - FREE DAY DAY 4 - DICK COCK THURSDAY DAY 5 - FREE DAY DAY 6 - FREE DAY DAY 7 - FREE DAY

JAYVIK MEDICAL PROBLEMS WEEK PLEASE DRAW THE FOLLOWING: DAY 1 - POOP DAY 2 - JAUNDICE DAY 3 - SLEEP APNEA DAY 4 - ABORTION DAY 5 - URINARY TRACT INFECTION DAY 6 - DUCHENNE MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY DAY 7 - FREE DAY (Or you can write FAN FICTION... Please be wary of your spice level and the yellow ribbon.)

they slash thems will start Pooping just u wait <3 #POOPINGSKY #JAYVIKPOOPOOWEEK

We need to make a Jay-Vik Goodnight-Vik

WHEN'S JAUNDICED " JAY-VIK " WEEK? (THE J stands for JAUNDICE)

Everybody's gonna be saying "I'm sorry, Mushrooms!" in a little bit. #MyceliumNetworkInMySkullSky

Follow the instructions

I'm constantly dealing with the zombies, pulling up & bothering me.

Need to start a post-hardcore band where every time we get the crowd to prepare a moshpit we force every one of them to do a pronoun circle. The music press will then call us a hyperpop adjacent band and we'll get playlist placements due to being hyperpop cause I'm a trans woman and they're pronouns

We're playing the Pocky Game with our blue creature #RealTimeUpdates #BlueCreature

If your tooth is golden and has Hello Kitty in it - RUN !!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE AM I !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY POSTS !!!!!!

I dont give a fuck about your Adventure.

Can we bring back Dat Boi but this time funnystyle and we call it Dat Girl. She transitioned ( FIRST MEME TO BE AN EGG )

Yup, I'm T4T - TAYLOR 4 TRAVIS ! They're both going to swap names when they get married and become each other and then mischief ensues. Taylor is when you have a molecule and Travis is on the same side

Sorry, that was me.

WHY DO EGGS MEIN FLIM CARDBOARD BOXES, YET BATTF IN BAT RES CONE CAN OPEN? Because you can eat eggs and not die... Think of current societal standings 🤔 #theory

@dozeysheep.bsky.social You should study this And there will be a test

My WHIP #I love the #MILITARY #ILOVEWARFARE

Canada is proof that theres a country Above the UNITED STATE . Chcek it out for your self :>)

My Woke Inclusive Dxck #NewDevelopments #NewResearch

Seattle = Smal California (CA) . They might have a Small hotel like the song? I hope

Please read this: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/headcanon

Stubbed my toee . Simpsons predicted this ! #TheSimpsons It's happened before #deja vu HOMER BART LISA MARGE AND MAGGIE done this

When is #jayvikamongusweek? Day 1 - Crewmate Day 2 - Impostor Day 3 - Venting Day 4 - Swipe Card Task Day 5 - Polus Day 6 - Wires Task Day 7 - Free Day All posts MUST include BL Comedy. If you encur an infraction to this rule you'll be BANNED FOREVERMORE from all future #jayvikamongusweek events.

Killer7 by The Ready Set

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Dude, I know this is unrelated, but I need your help right now.

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DNI if you support any of these, ESPECIALLY The Jungle. You are all as bad as the DEMOCRATS #Liberals #Yeah,ISaidIt!

In light of recent events... #PoliticsSky #NewYorkShrimps #BigAppleShrimpIncident #EmpireShrimpBuildingIncident #NYShrimps #NeverForget