it goes without saying that i am hopelessly dependent on the egg

your health is the year

michael myers

2023 year of the poop centrist

just learned about 3

there is a FAT TAILED GERBIL in the WHITE HOUSE!

2026 Nuclear Family: - Cajun Dad - Jerma Mom - Gay Dog

in case you were curious this is still true

does dimensional analysis on you converting you from a unit of mass to a unit of volume but i use the conversion unit for millimeters of mercury instead of atmospheres and you explode into a fine mist

the only thing suppressing my uncontrollable demon powers is funny pictures of hamsters and if the supply ever runs out… lets just say the results wont be pretty

maybe i should spin! my! self!

oh hello the simpsons campaignphobia

twenty one pilotes should have lost 7 years

and how much suction does the gummy worm have

you people exhaust me, NO MORE BAD POSTS!

i have killed before and i WILL kill again

I NEED THIS BUT THE HATERS ARE KEEPING IT FROM COMING HOME TO MY LOVING ARMS. @POTUS DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

in my doves of peace era 🕊️

dracula does not talk about fluoride

hamsters are the most optessed group in america

post melon roeo

i just thought everyone should see this #stayinformed

they drew them on oranges whixh is pretty creative but if you eat them… 😳

you people dont believe in gamegrumps

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skeet with me

just hit the 200 skeet mark, lets keep skeeting bloomfies!

my new idea called HAMSTER HAND WARMERs do you have bad blood flow? perhaps anemia? are your hands are cold? we have just what you need! step 1: get a hamster or two hamsters step two: hold the iin your hands step 3: your hands will be warmed by hamster warmth try it today!

ok yea he killed people but hes not as evil as the guy who wanted to play with his band :/

the fat tailed gerbil seems to free his mind at night

my little sister put out milk and cookies for goku this year. the note says "Dear goku, Please come back alive bruh"

ibs didnt stop for fred durst christmas

dj regret in the club, got the people feelin remorseful

in the club lookin at pictures of hamsters eating strawberries and asking everyone if theyve heard about it

BASEBALL PLAYER OSHIKATSU?!

has anyone ever actually watched a movie? theyre all so long and i feel like people just lie about sitting there and paying attention the whole time :/ no way you guys actually like that stuff right?

you can go to barack obama dot com

STOP BLOCKING ME IM PREGNANT AND ITS YOURS

turn up the fat tailed gerbil! i cant hear the fat tailed gerbil!

today i find this to once again hold true, some of you are not going to make it but it wont be me 🙏 #BLESSED

look up fat tailed gerbil on google images for pictures of an awesome animal just for you

jeff the pooper

when the makers add unnecessary sperming scenes to their media

this is your party #tryingtomakeachange