None of these restrictions will do anything to protect the Haitian community in Springfield, who are going to be absolutely brutalized once their TPS is lifted. They won’t have help from the state, or a large local community committed to defending them. The Senate has to protect them.

We’re going to make them put their pronouns on their Real IDs.

Hurting people is easy. It's lazy. Anyone can do it with the right tools and the wrong morals. Protecting people is hard. It takes restraint and courage and empathy. They will never have that. So they can never win, in the end. Minneapolis will win.

This is the bus that the Trump administration just threw Greg Bovino under

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Immigration reveals if your a big dumb bitch or a cool person

New evergreen post just dropped.

We’re making VMI woke.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Ok, who thought this was a good idea?

you win by welcoming defectors and successful movements have welcomed people who defected from much worse

Stop calling us murderers or we’re going to be forced to do more murders

The Bible asks "Am I my brother's keeper?" Haven't finished reading it yet so I assume the answer is "No, fuck your brother."

What grounds me in my community work aside from parenthood: “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality”. - James Baldwin

“The bread in your cupboard belongs to the hungry; the coat unused in your closet belongs to the one who needs it; the shoes rotting in your closet belong to the one who has no shoes; the money which you hoard up belongs to the poor“ St. Basil the Great pray for us to be audacious collectivists.

My man looks like he's auditioning for the role of "indigestion" in a Pepto Bismol ad

Trump claims he takes a lot of aspirin, but I’ll bet he only takes, like, 5000 mg a day or some pussy amount like that. I heard Obama takes two or three times that.

These are the same people whose “solution” to school shootings is that every school should exist in a perpetual state of lockdown.

Thomas Hardy’s great end of year lyric poem, 'The Darkling Thrush', first published in The Graphic on 29 Dec. 1900, and then in The Times on 1 Jan. 1901 – though a deleted ‘1899’ on the manuscript suggests he may have written it earlier.

King Herod THOUGHT he was right. He THOUGHT that protecting his own power was to protect his kingdom. He THOUGHT the murder of children in Bethlehem was justified by the Magi's refusal to tell him the identity of the Christ child. He thought a few lives were a small price to pay for greatness.

This isn’t the worst idea he has ever had, but it might be the dumbest.

Bent Dark Gray by Josef Albers, 1943 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137461

Every year this makes me laugh. Truly one of the masterpieces of posting.

Original watercolor illustration for Tomie dePaola’s The Lady of Guadalupe, at the Marian Library at the University of Dayton, Ohio.

At long last, I have created Mr. Autumn Man from the classic Onion article, “Mr. Autumn Man.”

FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJECT: re: can you print these pictures of donald trump with underage women hello jeffrey my friend. no for some reason

who hasn’t lost the love of their life by wanting to grow an amish beard.

If you are in line to befoul John Podhoretz’s mother, stay in line.

Once the signal is costly enough virtue signalling just becomes virtue

Imagine going to church to worship Jesus Christ and the priest makes you listen to a bunch of sissy shit about “loving your neighbor” and “whatever you do unto the least of these, you do unto me”

Really funny that this dude would have volunteered for pretty much every war except the ones that involved fighting Nazis.

MAGA top minds are, at this very moment, hard at work inventing an even harder "r"

people say to me all the time mr president mr president please, will you eat this lindbergh baby, and i say no you're not al- well i'm allowed i could eat the baby maybe later i'll eat the baby but- baby, what an interesting word, baby, you never hear about babies anymore, unless you're eating them

It's crazy how the stuff in Lord of the rings actually happened (there used to be two towers)

I resent that I was ever exposed to the concept of the rapture. It's got nothing to do with me. I shouldn't know about it

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

the Trump era has made me, a no-fun-allowed-at-the-new-age-bookstore skeptic, downright medieval peasant in my outlook "there is a demonic spirit in America and Trump is its voice" has had more explanatory power than any other theory

Dumbledore-ass hand.

I think what most of us didn’t quite grasp about this quote is that the “they” Trump was referring to wasn’t the women being assaulted, it was everyone whose job is purportedly to hold people like Trump to account for assault. He already knew he could get away with anything.

[republican senator on Fox News] what I’ve been doing is peeing and pooping in my pants to keep people from asking me for money on the street.

“Curtains for Zoosha”-ass headline

Hey, maybe Bishop Barron could use his new position on the president’s Religious Liberty Commission to look into this.

For some reason I’m thinking about the bit in Huckleberry Finn where Huck eats a slice of bread slathered in mercury.