Wipe the mud off your face and give me your hand, we need to jump back in.

No shame in admiring a good dinkus, just saying...

All three of my worlds are wishing you a good holiday time, however you want to spend it!

Oh hey, this thing exists. Anyway, here's the type of reader who would like each of my books.

The “Pink Flamingo Rat King” is an extremely rare phenomenon that’s only been seen in the wilds of the suburbs of Los Angeles. The smog of the urban sprawl becomes infused into the plastic of the flamingos, causing them to temporarily animate and attempt murder suicide of other lawn ornaments

“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there

German: We call this creature the sea hedgehog, because it is spiky like a hedgehog :) English: To us it is a sea urchin. Wastrel of the deep. A wretched, miserable soul cast down by God, condemned to a watery grave, a cruel living death. A being of Dickensian suffering.

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Rumor has it readers are looking for the scariest book in my catalog. Here you go... HALLOWED OBLIVION is packed with tension, terror, and teeth. Go grab it for only 99¢ on ebook or $6 in paperback. (There's a sale rn and it's only $5!) www.amazon.com/Hallowed-Obl...

The Legend of a Witch and Wizard Who Used to Date But Now Hate Each Other Making a Bet to See Which One Can Install a Successful Ruler to the Kingdom

Going against the grain, that woman 😆

I released a special cover of my satirical, irreverent fantasy comedy JUST ABOUT ANYONE, available everywhere. Still 99 cents until next week. I'll change it back when I get tired of the gag.

If you're attending Worldcon in person and have time, we highly recommend a visit to the Tacoma Book Center!

anyone looking for a weird western short story about a Black woman seeking revenge for her dead husband and daughter?

THE BEGINNING OF MEMORY nour, from THE S☉LAR SYSTEM.

#writingcommunity #writerscommunity #wip #writerslife #amwriting inventingrealityediting.com/2...

Phase One of an exercise I've recently given myself to [REDACTED]//.. Storyboarded part of an early scene in an old Creature Feature script I outlined almost 20 years ago now (🫩gd😵‍💫grf😖)

Halfway through this!

The little thief! Help me recuperate my lost bird seed costs by buying a copy of JUST ABOUT ANYONE, a satirical fantasy comedy. Available everywhere and at carlrjennings.com

It's doing its best.

the most capable person alive in 50 years is just gonna be some random C-student who didn't use AI in school

I’ll have been in book publishing ten years as of August, working at Entangled, Stonesong Literary Agency, Triada US, Writers House, two more literary agencies, NetGalley, and more. I would love to work with you, dear reader, next! bookmarkobrien [at] gmail.

My interview with @trademoviespodcast.bsky.social is now live! Go give it a listen, we had a blast! open.spotify.com/episode/5B39...

The only way I thought my darkly twisted comedy fantasy, JUST ABOUT ANYONE, would ever be in the top 1,000 of anything is if there were only 1,000 books in the category.

It's not an exact science. THE WITCH DOCTOR, available everywhere!

"I made this" is one of the greatest sentences you can utter.

You need to be prepared. You need to know what you're up against. You need to have a dark sense of humor and like weird, twisted fairytales.

🎵 They have taken untold billions that they never toiled to earn 🎵 🎵 But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel would turn 🎵

I will find the marketer who came up with this idea and write "Now a Major Motion Picture!" on their cheek in permanent marker every night while they sleep.

A Comprehensive Guide

HELLO PLEASE SHARE THIS! I am auctioning entertainment industry memorabilia & other items, all to benefit worthy charities. Please check out these items and even if you can't bid or buy, spread the word. X-Files! Rez Dogs! The Bear! Star Trek SNW! The Wire! fancy purses! www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?i...

This one's for the Jhonen Vasquez fans.

Thank you! I hope you enjoy!

Posting a page from my romantasy comedy, THE WITCH DOCTOR

Voting out fascists and Trump bootlickers is a great way to send a message to them, but reminder that polls and social media likes don't vote. You have to put in the work, vote, and fill in that circle on the ballot.

Coyote Songs has gotten a lot of love in Italy and that makes me very happy. You never know what’ll happen when your stuff comes out in other countries, and when it clicks, it feels awesome. Grazie, Italia! Grazie, Zona 42!

Day 55 of writing a flash-fiction a day on BlueSky. (Tap on the picture to open it.) #fiction #flash-fiction #flashfiction #short #shortstory #writing #write #writer #writers #writingcommunity #daily #read #amwriting #iamwriting #intergalactic #universe #meltdown #bureaucracy #bureaucratic

Hey, you, writer with the horror novel that needs an editor's eyes! Let's work together. ericraglin.com/editing-serv...

Let's hear from all you writers today, tell us all a little bit about yourself, what projects you have on the go, what you have written, any events in the near future, or just drop your bio and links and follow and support each other #WritersLiftWednesday #Writers #Authors #WritersLift #BookSky 💙📚

A reminder my next online class takes place this Sunday and is about creating characters. You can join here: www.garethlpowell.com/classes/

Very interesting that Men in Black II, a film about a government agency tasked with protecting us from evil aliens (who are explicitly as part of the joke coded as immigrants), came out the year before they launched ICE. feels like there should be more conspiracy theories about that

The family of comic creator RE Burke, aka Becky Burke, have issued a detailed statement about her recent detention nightmare in the United States, asking for it to be shared

Welp. Looks like Meta stole my first book to train their AI.

I just like all you little weirdos and would like to support you.

Used book find. I love fairy tales.

Working on it.