RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

They should do a social experiment where everyone is nice to me

Let her be clear: meow.

Shout out to A Cool Washcloth On The Neck

can’t get the taste of teeth out my mouth

I talked to Monica Helms about how she came to design the flag, where she'd like to see it appear next, and her other advocacy work—check it out!

Boy howdy do I hate the Supreme Court

Sometimes your darling cat makes biscuits on your darling boyfriend before lying down and taking a nap on him while the three of you watch an old Oops! All Queers season of reality dating television together and life is nice

Happy Pride, little gay animals

Imagine the clean, renewable energy that could be derived by simply installing a solar panel on my bald fivehead

I’m being impersonated by a scammer. Like any reputable agent, I will never refer querying writers to a freelance editor. Nor will I contact writers directly from a Gmail account. My agency has some tips for identifying these sorts of scams: www.azantianlitagency.com/scams

All of the cruelest and most uncaring people you’ve met in your life are posting “Jesus loves you” on the world wide web

our gay agenda?? the most queer books you’ve ever seen together in one place & the more $$ we raise in our annual fundraiser the faster we’re able to add to our collection (givebutter.com/qqlls-pride-...)

Graphic design is my passion.

It's the second day of banned books week, and so I have decided to give you all more books by living, marginalized authors that are CONFIRMED banned. Another thread.

Writing “the moon” as my emergency contact

texting all my ex-boyfriends "happy father's day ❤️" with a photo of a random child

A trillion dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? Paying taxes

Olivia Rodrigo put drugs in Stupid Song

My hobbies include and are limited to sweating

I contain multitudes, all of which are gay

What is going on with querying writers telling me upfront, in the first line of their query, to forward their work to a specific coworker of mine? I am a literary agent myself, and this practice comes across as so rude to me, as if I’m not worth my salt as an agent. Blah.

crack? no thx. i prefer Holding My Boyfriend’s Hand In Public

You’re about to leave the grocery store without the milk you came for when you hear that little voice: Joan, you must save the nation of France

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

Ecstatic to be working with the incredibly skilled @brentschoonover.bsky.social. Brent’s art is truly special, and I couldn’t be happier to be his agent. Welcome to ALA, Brent!

Debit where debit is due

More birds should talk

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

I love when companies get quirky and different with job titles. What do you mean you work in customer service and are a Happiness Engineer?

Happy Pride to Charles Nelson Reilly

Happy Pride, but especially to her

[gesturing at Arby’s] whatever walked there walked alone

Thou shalt not discourse

Call me, Ishmael

There’s this new local commercial that I think is advertising both Toyota and the military, and it makes me long for simpler days, when commercials were about Shirley Temple and the animal crackers in her soup

oh I guess e-book preorders are open

When I was a wee tot, I was certain of three things: 1. My hair was red. 2. I was gay. 3. My eventual cause of death would be checking into the Hotel California.

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

🚨 met a french bulldog wearing a jacket and booties on the elevator this morning 🚨

same

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

Shop indie!

It is hot o’clock and I am sweatyposting

I love being, queer, and being queer

Fantasy writers:

City Council To Vote On Whether To Open Five New Wraith Batteries Inside City Limits "No known purpose," say experts "Their claws rend flesh and their screams rend souls," says a councilperson with no name. "It's the way of the future, in the sense that the wraiths will eat the future too."

Shout out to a slice of bread with some butter on it

and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more and I would walk 500 miles just to be the man who walked 4,500 miles