Just killed a man's whole family and accidentally installed him as leader of Iran. We created Super Vengeance Boy and are just assuming he'll leave us alone.

WH: "Don't worry about DHS, folks. We've hired a plumber!" America: If he's a plumber...why is he always full of shit??

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

I found the waste, fraud, and abuse Republicans are always talking about. It's coming straight out of the White House.

> @covie93.bsky.social

Send Barron.

CHATTANOOGA: “DO Y’ALL HAVE A WARRANT? What’s the suspicion of crime, they’re brown?” ICE trespasses on private property as they conduct their racial profiling terror campaign. An ex ICE lawyer just testified they are trained to disregard the law. Full: www.facebook.com/share/r/1CPF...

oops. White nationalism is a helluva drug.

For their next trick, Donald Trump will deliver the State of the Union address while Vladimir Putin drinks a glass of water.

BREAKING: NPR investigation just discovered that Pam Bondi’s DOJ is withholding DOZENS of Epstein files about Trump sexually abusing minors! Welcome to the state of the union, America, where the Justice Department is actively breaking the law in order to shield the president . Disgusting Scum

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Rep. Jamie Raskin now says Trump's name is mentioned "more than a million times" in the un-redacted version of the Epstein files that were released nearly two weeks ago. This doesn't include the other three million files that have yet to be released. A million times in the first 3.5 million files.

Lyin’ and Spinnin’: My Apocalyptic Valentine 😬💘

All of my bad posts were written by a staffer

substack.com/@demwinsmedi... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

This post is the GOAT.

Noem is having her hair extensions acid-dipped. Patel is headed to his country-western gal's bait store grand opening. Hegseth is drunk. Vance is banging Erika Kirk. Stephen MIller can't go out in sunlight, and Bondi in the law library trying to figure out how to stay out of jail The Trump Regime

Amazon just announced another round of 16,000 layoffs, months after it laid off 14,000 workers. Reminder that Amazon CEO Andy Jassy raked in over $40M in 2024. And Amazon is spending at least $75 million producing and promoting the Melania documentary. The system is rigged.

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

Amazon Web Services hosts massive surveillance systems for both ICE and DHS. Citizens Bank provides nearly $1 trillion in credit & bonds to private prison companies. AT&T has a $147 million contract to provide communications services to DHS. Know who is profiting from ICE’s cruelty.

ICE has also killed a bunch of dark skinned people.

AOC: This is quite a bit of market concentration. Agreed? CVS HEALTH CHAIR DAVID JOYNER: No. I'd suggest it's a model that works well for the consumer AOC: It works well for CVS. Health insurance gets a cut, pharmacy benefit manager gets one, drug manufacturer gets one, & the patient gets screwed

If you’re a sitting member of Congress and not reacting to this speech by calling for immediate impeachment, removal and conviction, why are we paying you?

If a DOJ employee accidentally releases all the Epstein files, I promise that person that America will crowd-fund their legal representation and retirement.

just got out of an uber. the driver was telling me how he has to work 16 hour days, seven days a week, at two different jobs to afford rent. he doesn't have healthcare and he worries about retirement. "i would feel a lot better if we owned greenland," he told me. then he cried.

#catsofbluesky What is this curled paw action? He’s never done this before. 🤣

Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.

NYE tradition in Ecuador- locas viudas or crazy widows. Young men dress in drag, block streets, grind on passing cars until the drivers hand over spare change. Why? No idea! 🤣

The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.

👇More of this! Philadelphia Attorney General message to ICE: “If you commit a crime in Philly you will be arrested, convicted, and you will do time. Donald Trump cannot pardon you for a state court conviction. Do you hear me ICE?”

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You MUST listen to Cliff Cash! I KNOW we all can relate ~ DEAR ICE …

New footage provided to HuffPost of ICE Agents LITERALLY DENYING A PHYSICIAN ACCESS TO RENEE NICOLE GOOD, the woman they just shot in the face.

#ICE Trigger Warning

Here’s a good summary⤵️ www.tiktok.com/@unlearn16/v...

Several in the Epstein files were in Melania, as well.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

This is the year it happens. I promise.

Uneducated voters will always be a greater danger to this country than immigrants.

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

Question: But the president’s statements that he believed the election was rife with fraud—those are statements protected by the First Amendment, correct? Smith: Absolutely not. If they are made to target a lawful government function and are made with knowing falsity, then no, they are not.

Here a novel idea, let’s let the survivors redact the Epstein files.

Who agrees? ✋