I hope he dies in a bizarre Rose Gardening accident.

This economy feels like sailing in the Chesapeake Bay. There’s a whole lot of water, but no depth.

Toys for Tots, I’m good with….but, Cars?,…for Kids? No way!,…we kids walked three miles through…………’

This economy feels like sailing in the Chesapeake Bay. There’s a whole lot of water, but no depth.

Congratulations to the Miami Dolphins for finishing out this season while maintaining their focus on ruining next season.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is projection by a deranged Trump.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!

He’s going ‘Montgomery Burns’ mad. …and that coin flip? WTAF!

Jared Kushner is back at the center of Trumpworld, mixing foreign policy, war zone “reconstruction,” and massive media deals. From Middle East negotiations to a bid for CNN, the conflicts of interest are staggering and the stakes could not be higher.

Last I checked, Jared Kushner is not a registered diplomat for the United States.

Probably the final nail in the coffin of his chances to get into Heaven.

TDS is the Antifa of the DSM-5.

The vibe…

Monday Trifecta!

#GVerse “You think this is a game?” What we would give for any human being to do this right now!

The vibe…

If the fighting starts, I’m grabbing my weapon and throwing this on…. youtu.be/UgBVPh_4vEs?...

Someone should get Trump one of these for Christmas, it ain’t no Marco, but this monkey should help to keep him awake.

If the fighting starts, I’m grabbing my weapon and throwing this on…. youtu.be/UgBVPh_4vEs?...

If a picture speaks 1000 words, 95,000 pictures speak volumes.

If she lose her job, Kristi Noem can always all back on her dog training.

The money-making opportunities are so big this term, so many deals to be made behind closed doors. .. So much so, according to Karoline Leavitt, she says the President’s bruising is from “constantly shaking hands”. -I think this track$, folk$. #SoCorruptItHurts

***Breaking- Trump has ordered NASA to allocate all future moon exploration resources into developing a Time Machine. He’s dubbed it, ‘Operation Warp-Speed-the-Fuck-Up!’

Glaring example of the effectiveness of Donald Trump Condoms.

How do you put ‘lifts’ in condoms?

<overheard later this evening> “Table for one” - Bill Clinton

…and if you do commit a crime (maybe by turning your robot off?), then your robot will still follow you around, only closer. www.benzinga.com/news/topics/...

We cannot be far off from immigrants being pitted against each other in a fight to the death for a Trump Gold Card visa. June 14th?

Eliza, up about 4’ into the tree.

Yeah, hard to pinpoint where things went wrong and who’s to blame.

Seizing oil tankers is to war crimes, as Venezuela is to the Epstein files.

Wait until one of those tankers is booby-trapped.

My 17yo daughter is now 1st place County HS Olympic and Traditional weightlifting, 139lb. ❤️👊 Coach calls wife, ‘She lost two pounds, is she eating enough?’ Wife, ‘Yes, plus I’m a Baker and I can vouch that she eats…. Coach, <interrupting>‘Baker? I haven’t seen any evidence of that this year’😂

Daughter: “Mommy, why do Republicans hate healthcare for all?” Mom: “Because, dear, compassion doesn’t have a lobbyist.”

Yeah, hard to pinpoint where things went wrong and who’s to blame.

Q: Who watches the watchmen? A: The Watchmen www.cnn.com/2025/12/11/p...

Seeing this much of Erika Kirk makes me wonder if Charlie didn’t hire someone to shoot him.

Distraction #51 “Marco, I need you to go out and verify the existence of aliens”. radaronline.com/p/marco-rubi...

Distraction #51 “Marco, I need you to go out and verify the existence of aliens”. radaronline.com/p/marco-rubi...

Chucking an apple core out of my car’s passenger window is not littering.

Cognitive tests? Probably more like…

New kitten, Eliza, has discovered the tree. Raven (Schipperke) in her jammies. #Christmas2025

I’ve notice a lot less houses decorated for Christmas, and my Jesus count stands at three.

Getting the feeling that ‘double tap’ strikes may be soulless Pete’s SOP?

Shot this at a friends house yesterday. It doesn’t bloom this time of year, which is odd, and it was raining so it was extra cool (dolls on flower). He says it is a ‘Bleeding Heart’, but looks different from others I see 🤔. #PlantPhotography

Feast of the Immaculate Con

“High cocaine prices could be the fall of MAGA” -just a thought from a woodworker.

There is a reason babies are vaccinated for HBV. Not just because the mother might be HBV positive but because being infected early on in life almost ensures that they will develop chronic liver disease, or maybe liver cancer. Do you know that every person who handles your baby is HBV neg?

I could not believe how off-point this article is. It implies people hate cybertrucks because people are resistant to electric vehicles in general. Yeah, Not! l.smartnews.com/p-6JRRKynS/P...