Y'know, this whole thing could be over if someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for fifteen minutes.

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So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

Don’t let this go by unnoticed

Great news today. Pammy’s out. Don’t worry about missing her tho. Dancing with the Stars next!

I work a second job at a little country store. Very maga, except for 3 of us. The owner has a huge bobble head dressed as Trump. Last night a stereotypical maga looking young man came in and was marveling at the trump figure, he voted for him, blah blah blah…

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where is everybody who was kung fu fighting i think we need them rn

This would probably result in tens of thousands of cases of bone spurs….

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Re: the identified killers of Alex Pretti

[cough]

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Catching some ZZzzZs

A brief summarization of how this works

The party that said not to believe our eyes or ears won’t win in the long game.

Elon Manson has the maturity level of a toddler

So many clear pics of his face. Let’s get his name.

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And it’s my birthday too so double celebration 🎉😁

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Santa Claus is coming (to town)

"Quiet, piggy!" #DonaldTrump

Boo 👻

See y’all in PDX Saturday 👍🏼

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I’m hoping to meet some frogs tomorrow at Portland ICE protests🤞

It works. It’s working in Portland. I hope it’s working in Chicago. Keep keeping peace.

This

I. Cannot. Wait.

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Methinks co-owner should maybe replace buyer.

Portland’s finest ICEholes. Coming to a city near you soon 😔