Good grief. This administration is so soft on crime.

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 95th day out of the last 107. 12 days of work in 107 days. With full pay and benefits. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

Reply with a caption for this photo of sleepy dear leader.

Look at this low energy fuck, ladies and gentlemen! FFS

Anyone downwind of this sundowning walrus turd is taking their life into their own hands

OMG good luck, weirdo ! longisland.news12.com/republican-r...?

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Pathetic excuse for a man.

Texas… it’s not just Grijalva…. #TrumpEpsteinFilesCoverUp

If the sandwich didn’t split, you must acquit.

He’ll always be remember as the caring president. Just kidding, he’s a horses ass.

Somebody’s sure trying to get reelected. 🤣🤣🤣

Elon Musk has acquired billions in government subsidies and tax breaks. Tesla shareholders will vote whether to make him the world’s first Trillionaire. The moral of the story is this: If you ask for affordable healthcare & food, you’re a mooch. If you ask for billions, you’re an entrepreneur.

I did Nazi this coming!!! When the Nazi Tucker gives a platform to is not “your” kinda Nazi!! 🤣🤣🤣 Can’t make this 💩 up!!!

When a threat sounds more like a sexy promise

It was such a disaster that Ted hopped on a plane to Cancun immediately following this interview. We have been unable to reach him for comment.

Grandpa needs his Huggies changed. Can someone let Mike Johnson know?

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Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning. This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

One line I’ll wait in.

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Dude, you don’t have to convince me. I was already going to vote against your regime. You little f’n prick.

Temu Peace Prize 🤣 FFS Do they really want people to boycott FIFA. Pretty sure MAGA’s are not into soccer. 🤦🏼‍♂️

A clarification

This.

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AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."

No lies here !! 💯💯💯

Did he endorse the right side of his face also?

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Make no mistake, Trump was absolutely on the ballot last night. All his endorsed candidates got trounced. It was a rebuke of him, his policies, his cruelty and his corruption. It was a rebuke of authoritarianism, of fascism. Working class Americans want their country back.

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Ok cool cool. So no evidence, please go directly to hell please. Thanks for your attention to this matter. 🖕🏻

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What a wonderful morning!!

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Meanwhile, J6 MAGAs running around free, taking ICE jobs. FFS 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Sorry cashier, Trump says your wrong. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

We won NJ AND VA!!!!! And Prop 50 is next!!! Do you hear that sound — that’s Democracy fighting the fuck back!!!!!

Newsom: You can see it; you can read between the lines over the last few weeks. He’s nowhere to be found. The guy’s out on an island. Honestly, I felt like he was away last week and he didn’t even matter. You saw him today trying to get back in the game: “Hey, what about me?”

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Sorry not sorry. But I wouldn’t put it past him to change parties.

New Yorkers are HITTING THOSE POLLS. It's the highest turnout in about two decades.