The face you make when you realize you crowned a pedophile.

I’m about 5 checks behind with this administration and they owe me a huge refund for the illegal tariffs I had to pay.

The photo of Trumps hand at the State of the Union is going Viral. In my personal opinion it’s gone fungal. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Massie goes full beast mode today. Gets on the house floor, shreds the DOJ and starts naming names from the Epstein files.

Did he 💩 is pants yet? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Two things are certain for tonite, pleather and fireworks.

Let’s hope he isn’t the designated survivor tonight.

There is neither an amount high enough nor currency that exists that could get me to sit through the televised pants-shitting of a melted pumpkin candle

This weekend a THIRD Christian Trump supporter tried to assassinate Donald at Maralago. And it was barely news. Corporate media continues to refuse to tell anyone that these assassins are all Trump voters. Instead, they highlight the administration’s fabricated claims that they’re Democrats.

I won’t be attending the State of the Union address. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

After text messages revealed that Rep. Tony Gonzales pressured a married staffer to send him explicit photos and engage in an affair that led to her suicide, Boebert joins Luna & Mace calling for him to resign and defends it from Republicans concerned about their majority.

All the try-hard pageantry in the world won’t change what Full Diaper’s actual legacy will be.

You can tell this sweaty weirdo is a big fan of hockey because of the Heated Rivalry between his eyes

Straight Facts 💯

NEWS: Former ambassador Lord Peter Mandelson has been ARRESTED in the UK after police searched two of his homes as part of an investigation into alleged misconduct in public office tied to the Epstein probe.

I’m just sayin’ maybe Cash doesn’t need to be blowing tax payer money on attending hockey games. 🤔

Despicable.

No surprise, but this whole administration is moment criminal enterprise.

Must be nice to live in a functioning democracy governed by the rule of law...

RIP Greenlanders 😭

By the time he’s done, I’ll bet that at least a quarter of the national debt will just be money he stole.

Some can feel the heat from a hot stove and avoid it altogether. Some need to touch it to be sure. Some will keep their hand on the stove and get singed before admitting it was hot. Some would rather burn to death than admit it. Trump is down to the last group.

“When the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a puppy dog.” - Kristi Noem

Dude seems a little too gleeful.

@borowitzreport.bsky.social Yes, let’s do some of this!!!

This tariff ruling is causing considerable confusion. But one thing is clear. 100% of any tariff refunds will be paid to corporations that passed on increased costs to consumers. We paid the tariffs. They will get the refund. Prices won't come back down. The people will get screwed yet again.

Yes! And it can't come soon enough!

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It turns out there was voter fraud in Georgia but done by Elon Musk’s political operation, not individual voters. Links: www.11alive.com/article/news... newrepublic.com/post/206857/...

I knew it

Anyone surprised?

So do I just send an itemized bill to the White House to get the money I spent on tariffs back?

Cool cool, now do the rest

Speak truth to power.

Love this !!

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.