Hi, my name is mitch. People have long suspected I've been brain dead. Now, the rest of me has followed suit, yet I keep doing the same job for `Murika. Can you find my mummified corpse?

#250th #funeral #fucktrump #maga

#magats #fucktrump #gopfascists

Now playing...and you don't even need to source a ticket #nationaldisgrace #magats #grift

"newsotainment?😵‍💫

Another modern classic, updated for 2026...

#crackers #MAGAts #assholes #sociopaths #fucktrump

"Everything checked out perfectly"

#patel #hegseth #drunks #morons #dangerous

How is this even legal? Black-out windows are not allowed in Michigan, license plates are required, and is that a camera or a gun mounted on the roof? I have a feeling ICE is in the house in Jackson.

To everyone who supports the MAGAt agenda, even passively...

Who needs rule of law, or the constitution when we have this group of trump ass lickers led by...

Revisiting literary classics...updated, of course

All hail the Amazon dipshi...I mean oligarch.

For a mere $1.2 trillion, before the additional grift...like 900% cost overruns, etc.

For mothers day...

One man plague, Stephen Miller, leading by example...

🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the "mine is the only valid interpretation and you should know this or you're racist" mindset. The MAGAts will eat it up.

Minaj a twat?🤔

Never realized, hitherto, that this many soulless people existed...

AI slop and/or magat pussy-troll.

"You'll laugh, you'll cry...you'll kiss $20 and an hour of your life goodbye"...