In AL and some people have asked me how I feel about this and I feel pretty good that Democrats actually get rid of our sex pests instead of electing them president

People say we can't compare this to the Third Reich because of the atrocities but we only found out about the atrocities after the fact when it was all said and done and we're not done with this yet so I am sure the worst stomach churning shit has yet to be revealed.

Wooooow wowowow

the one correction i'll make is that the ADL doesn't need to worry about reputational risk because they're already a fucking joke

1) this is devastating news 2) what if anything does it mean for the Yiddish Book Center and the Eric Carle Museum, which are located on Hampshire College's campus?

i'm going to be beating my "get off substack" drum again. because seriously: get off substack. stop helping literal sex traffickers make money.

It’s so frustrating. A lot of celebrity “interviews” are just influencers desperate to “hang out” with famous people they idolize. They rarely even ask questions, to say nothing of questions pertinent to anyone but themselves or stans. It’s a real loss for culture.

The ADL has gone from a civil rights organization to a pro-Israel antisemitism tollbooth

this is bonkers

If I’m Maggie Haberman, I’m strategizing how to go into hiding after McSweeney’s used this photo

This!!! Danya is correct in the things AND I will say I am a former user both of Substack and of generative AI (I thought it would be a fun visual thing to supplement a fiction project) and I have abandoned both. You can abandon shit after learning it sucks. Take the L and take all the W's after.

This is a big part of why Holocaust memory culture is in crisis.

FUCKING LEAVE SUBSTACK NO SHIT THEY SUPPORT NAZIS IF YOU BIG PUBS LEFT SUBSTACK THEY WOULD HAVE LESS $$ FFS a lot of us already made the leap because we believe that fighting fascism is more important than doing the easy thing and complaining about it hey support NAZI-FREE liberatory writing:

She’s got a point!

I personally think Cafe du Monde makes excellent beignets, tho I grew up going to the Morning Call in Metairie (iykyk)

You know what would also help her afford her husband's cancer treatments? UNIVERSAL FUCKING HEALTH CARE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW IS THIS GODDAMN COUNTRY STILL LIKE THIS MAYBE GRANDMA SHOULDN"T HAVE TO DELIVER FOOD LIKE A TEENAGER IF WE HAD A DECENT FUCKING SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!

Again, if you have a Substack, the best time to switch away was months ago -- but today's the second best time.

*SWALWELL RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS

Mar a Lago face hasn’t been on trend for awhile now, which is why it’s so easily identifiable. Dewy, glazed donut skin that looks natural is in. Fillers are so very 2019.

What Tim's been put through by the federal government just for doing journalism is absolutely horrific.

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I’m happy with ROHRI. They knew we needed another Jersey-esque franchise.

I'll co-endorse Ghost. Good system.

this is completely besides the point (maybe) but I am begging women to age naturally I am sick of seeing the same fake face everywhere

There are many American Jewish communities that would happily welcome Olivia Reingold, but her particular politics on Jews and non-Jews have forced her to try to win acceptance in the ones that won't, and she is so close to understanding the link between those two facts.

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus

Jfc wtf????

God forbid anyone on the left ever had to wear a mask

burn it all down.

Also, if you don't think there's an ableism problem on the left, you need to make friends with more disabled people.

“Nearly all the callers he talks to [about conscientious objector status] mention the bombing of a girls school in Iran on the first day of the war, which killed at least 165 civilians, many of them children.”

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Magyar won with an emphasis on corruption and the rule of law. Good lessons. It wasn't just "we will improve the economy". It was "these people are stealing from you and we will put them in jail."

A must for whoever runs in 28

BYE BITCH

All you fascists bound to lose 🎶

A political party that rejects the results of free and fair elections shouldn't exist in the United States

if tori amos can do it, so can you

Yep. The fact that our military occupiers are just standing around bored all day does not make them any less military occupiers of our national capital.

I'm going to point out that we spent a shit ton of taxpayer money on moderna and he's stealing it from us.

men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

Anyone else's head start playing the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme?

Thread.

Democrats should publicly commit to not recognizing pardons for crimes not yet indicted. If they don't, this will become a crime free-for-all. Trump is telling staffers laws don't apply to them.

if you're already speculating about the 2028 nominee you're actually legally required to phone bank or canvass for 2 senate races and 3 swing house races in 2026. i don't make the rules

It doesn’t even feel surprising anymore

the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.