every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

and the cup, which did NOT come home,

Hear the clarion call. The war effort needs YOU 🫵 World War Tappy. [Insert photoshop here]

A good reminder that @animecornerstore.bsky.social still exists. I've ordered from them since I was a kid and it's a wonder they're still going. Website still looks like the way it always has and while prices are closer to retail, the service is smooth and has that personal touch.

Come get yo clock and yo parade,!! people.com/see-everythi...

One of my favorite part of Paupergenesis was one of the vendors complimenting my basic land choices.

There are no jobs for teens, they’re not allowed to hang out anywhere in public, time to criminalize being bored

Had a sick time @ Paupergenesis.

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Live with @darettiirl.bsky.social we are playing @cataclysmarcade.bsky.social come check out this new awesome TCG! Powered by @girudo.bsky.social

1-0 vs gardens

#mtgPauper if you’re playing in the Saturday 1K at Paupergenesis, decklists are due *tonight*

Okay so who's the best bowler at Cubecon/Paupergenesis/DMVL?

Got the TSA agent that knows card games. Didn't get deck checked. Running hot

"Only pack essential items"

Hey CJ, It's past you. You took cards out of your modern deck for Sunday. Don't forget to put them back before locals next week. Ok? Ok.

I have a brand and I'm obligated to lean into it

Lorenzo Salgado Araujo…The problems with ICEs existence continue.

Tell me why my whole ass sideboard is missing from my pauper deck smh

🚨FRAUD ALERT🚨 This man is really looking at Broly like he's gonna do something. I have never seen someone get immediately punk'd with an energy blast. Please go rewatch this scene.

Even now there's misinformation floating around, so let me make this clear: Xbox is cutting 3,200 jobs, or 20% of the organization. 1,600 jobs will be eliminated today, and then another 1,600 (including the studio divestments) in the next 12 months. Full story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

An important update from Compulsion Games.

What a great deck name.

Um…happy birthday, girl

dreamcast forever 🌀

I paid my bills this morning. Nobody talk to me.

I'm going to try being sober. Nothing happened, just a little reset and change in diet. Posting it here to cement the commitment.

Good news for high power commander enjoyers. Save $5 on your Candelabra of Tawnos pickups with code WRONGARTIFACT at checkout.

If you’re going to Forbidden Door and you like awful art, it’s your lucky day.

Every coder in 2027 taking a call from the boss who fired them in 2026

Waiting for @bigtallwizard.bsky.social live reaction

Ugh! Please be careful out there with anyone sharing links that need to be clicked urgently. Nobody from my team will be messaging you with a link. If you get a message and have doubts about the veracity or safety of it you can email [email protected] The internet really was a mistake.

They've Crooked their last Vulture

PSA: Don't click links you cannot vet. Be smart. Phishing is the most common form of compromise.

I talk about quitting my job how some of y'all talk about having sex.

Is God Is.

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

37C? Existence is pain.

I'm doing this because I care about your wellbeing: You need to be emotionally prepared for Kingdom Hearts 4 to be awful.

Hi. Eddie Kingston is amazing. #Wrestlesky #AEW

Darth Baul

love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries

Maybe today is the day

You ever lose a fight you srarted and brag about it?

100%

Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.

What a fun basketball series. I'm glad the team that had a center in the paint most of the time won.