she’s a hero

OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.

We are the piglets of the piggies you couldn’t sausagify

Someone who has been asleep for the literal last 100 years would be able to tell you this is bad

People in MN, NYC, NO, Philly etc.... should get on this too.

I really hope no one shows up to open the stores those days fuck that

Jokic only needs two more turnovers for the infamous Devil’s Quadruple Double

This is like one of those people who after 9/11 was convinced that al-Qaeda was coming for Spartanburg, SC next www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/enterta...

"Looper" (2012)

Me and my average sized pitbull terrier named Princess

The san antonio spurs

Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:

welcome to the club, wolves

The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza. The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI' Remember that. Remember her.

“she flamed out and faded away” is such funny framing for a woman publishing an excerpt of her book in vanity fair, where she also works. I wish I could flame out and fade away so successfully

Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild

An unhinged Republican just tried to ambush me with holy water?? Bc I am “demonic” and “possessed”????? So that video will also be on stream tonight lmao

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

Where arent gambling ads these days tbh

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

It’s time for the Basketball Yaoi Polycule to smash Miles Turncoat and the Failwaukee Sucks into smithereens

US Bishops have responded to attacks by Border Czar Tom Homan: “The bishops of the United States have spoken together and in unity with Pope Leo XIV.”

Weather report from hell

Knicks fans have heard of Linsanity, now get ready for Landshametty

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Post 9/11 thread for people to post the wildest shit they remember from 01 to 06 I'll start: People thought Osama had an entire mountain hollowed out that he was using as his base and that's why AQ was hard to find and that somehow a group of like 30 dudes arranged this.

Love the Spurs but they’ve got butterier fingers than Bart Simpson 1994

When Landry is balling out for the Knicks

If I'm Mamdani I'm like no you have to go now

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

really a pretty embarrassing few fucking weeks for Bluesky content moderation and what passes for a comms team

pronouns in video games goes all the way back to 1983!!!

Sarah Kendzior's response: substack.com/@sarahkendzi...

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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."

Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."

Getting annoyed listening to charter school activists lie again and again that charter schools are public schools. They are not. They are publicly funded private schools that siphon money away from public schools and produce no better results.

Happening now: a small demonstration is getting underway in front of Chicago Police Department HQ, protesting cooperation between CPD and federal immigration agents. One demonstrator is holding up a photo of Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino shaking hands with a CPD officer.

OK I don't mean to be hyperbolic but this might affect conservatively 65% of my diet