A bit late, but.

It finally happened. Henry found a spot in the house he can't get out without help. 😂😂😂😂

He's so silly

Everybody, meet Henry. He's happy to be home.

🎶Please don't wake me up, I'm in mourning for a life I only had in a dream 🎶

youtu.be/Y8sj3EBg9k8?... #TROY #therealityofyourself

youtube.com/watch?v=q36T... I'm in.

Too feminine to be a man, too masculine to be a woman, but nonbinary doesn't exist. So.....?

I may owe you one, but this is not the one

🎶Some days are better, and others, I'm on my knees... These silent nights are deafening 🎶

Can't stop thinking about how I doomed Edgewater in my very first playthrough of The Outer Worlds. Six hours ago. I guess I'm starting a new game so I can sleep tonight.

Star Trek character ideas: Vulcan obsessed with the early 21st Century "Sir, this plan will result in severe damage to the ship with likely high casualties. But, as the humans say, Fuck it. Let's fucking GOOOOOOO!" #startrek #silly

Not gonna lie, fam.

*throwing my sister's newborn baby into a mosh pit* relax, this is how they learn to surf

THIN LIZZY: the boys are back in town ME: *goes to the suburbs and robs their houses*

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

there are two wolves inside me and i’ve just discovered that they co-host a podcast together where all they do is talk shit about me

It's me. I'm dudes.

I wish I could be edgy, dark and pensive instead of floppy, bright and loud.

Male kangaroos don't have pockets. They are like the dresses of the animal world

THERAPIST: without touching your phone, are your friends in the room with us rn

For when you saw only one set of footprints in the sand, that was right after we passed a tiki bar and I bailed on you.

I'm starting to think some of you might be bots....

*shakes fist from a darkened room*

11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...

Nostalgia is unfairly maligned. Until there's a future we should be able to listen to nineties rock guilt free

Exploring an open world and accidentally triggering a main story mission feels like a personal attack 😩

🕹️ 🎮

New year, same old me.

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

Tippy says "Henlo! I am 13 today! Dis my bebe."

I'm fucking trying....