Or any kind of day to be fair 🕹️🎮

I’m not unmotivated. I’m just highly selective about what deserves my energy.

My daughter said to me "What rhymes with orange"? I pondered this for a while and replied... ... "No it doesn't"

The anti-cheat engine that I remember 🕹️🎮

The difference between gaming back in the day and now is that back then being done with a game meant you either completed it, or it completely defeated you. Nowadays we drop games after a few hours in like they were just a bad experiment.

Does anyone even play videogames anymore or has it just become a sport to see who can complain the most about things in said games without ever trying it for themselves.

And in this episode of "desperately trying to find what random place I left my keys when I'm trying to leave for work" they turned up on the side table in the spare room that I can't remember even being in for weeks. I think my wife is messing with me but I can't prove it.

Nothing makes you feel more organised than writing a list you’ll ignore completely

I don’t miss old graphics or old games. What I miss is having the time and patience to sit and actually enjoy a game properly.

As it turns out, my time spent on social media is directly disproportionate to the amount of time i play a new World of Warcraft expansion. And that's not a bad thing.

Not everything needs to be a debate. You can just like something and move on with your life.

I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she would show me a really good time..... ..... When we got outside she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.3 seconds.

Wouldn't change a single thing either. 🎮🕹️

I don’t procrastinate. I just like to let the pressure build for dramatic effect.

When I say I've got "nothing to play" it's similar to when I go to my completely full fridge and say "there's nothing to eat"

It's the only place I want to be 🕹️🎮

Chuck Norris actually died in 1996, it just took Death 30 years to build up the courage to tell him.

I've been waiting for decades for this firefly announcement and when I tell you I'm disappointed I mean it. No disrespect to people that enjoy an animated series, this just isn't it for me. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/a...

Every week I say “this week I’ll get my life organised.” Every week I am incorrect.

That one time we knew better than them 🕹️🎮

My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.... ....After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Hackers, Everywhere! 🕹️🎮

So. I watched "Grammy nominated" Jurassic Park:Rebirth last night and I was wondering if there was any recommendations to assist with targeted memory loss or perhaps a time machine so I could get that time back.

I'm not old, you are! 🕹️🎮

On the way home last night I passed by an ice cream sundae, an apple pie and a lemon cheesecake..... .....I thought "these streets seem strangely desserted"

The older I get, the more I understand why my dad just sat in silence for 20 minutes after work.

I REALLY wish I could help myself 🕹️🎮

Did you know that the grim reaper is actually PanSexual? ..... ..... Death comes for us all.

The real reason the 90s were simpler was because nobody could google when you were wrong about something. It just became schoolyard fact.

Gaming discourse can be exhausting sometimes. Play what you enjoy. If it’s shite, at least it’s your shite.

I don’t need every new game to be a masterpiece. Sometimes a solid 7/10 that respects my time is enough. Not every meal needs to be Michelin star ya know?

I could have sworn that GPU was new a month ago 😢 🕹️🎮

I ended up taking a longer break than I thought I would after my dog passed, just had no real want or need to feel social at all. Either way, we'll see if I can get back into the swing of things.

I wish it was better news, but we had to say goodbye to the bestest boy this morning. He fought as hard as he could but he was in too much pain. RIP Clyde, you were the best friend a man could have 💜🖤

It's not looking good, he's back in the vets again where he's being kept in and put on fluids because he won't eat or drink. Possible internal bleeding 😔 Sorry I haven't replied to the well wishes, haven't been particularly in the mood.

My good Boi decided on a public holiday of all days to give us a scare and take him to the vets. 1300 Dollars and a lot of heart palpitations later he somehow has a UTI and a high temp. Hopefully the medication helps, I hate seeing him so lethargic. Old picture because it's less sad.

Went for a wander in the market during my lunch break and snagged a few goodies for just over 20 bucks. The panini sticker book was only 7 bucks with EVERY sticker already filled in, can get a couple of hundred for it if I sell it 😁

The amount of times I've had to tell my Aussie co-workers to google "the national animal of Scotland" when they ask about the "gay" sticker on my toolbox is way too high. 😂 If you're confused, google it.

SURELY a lot of people must be having buyer's remorse after voting for Donald Trump. He's basically turning America into a laughing stock outside of the US. I'm not one for tin foil hat conspiracies but surely this potato is just a mouthpiece for who's really in charge behind him.

Accessibility isn’t a niche feature. It’s how you include everyone — and it should be in every single game as long as it doesn't affect the games vision.

Better to prepare than never be prepared. 🕹️🎮

Damn I feel old now. 🕹️🎮

This morning I coughed up a bishop, a pawn and a rook......... .....Sounds like I have a bad chess infection.

Well they have to learn sometime 🕹️🎮

I've really struggled to get back into social media after the Christmas break. Most people can live post their lives 10 times a day while I'm struggling to even open the app without changing my mind every time.

Oh brother you done messed up 🕹️🎮

Today is my first day back to work after work after being made redundant a month ago. One one hand it's kind of exciting to see where this goes, on the other hand I've sat on my arse and played video games for a month and now i have to go do stuff for money again 🤢

And here we are, another year and me and my wife are going to bed before midnight on new year's Eve once again because we're adults and we can do what we like. Happy New year everyone 🎉

And then we furnish the house around it 🕹️🎮

Sadly, I got fired from the Viagra factory after being accused of stealing..... .... Apparently they don't want hard workers.