Yes…. My child…… sure ok. 🕹️🎮

I feel like she has no idea what the words strong and masculine actually mean. Daddy Joel doesn’t need any touch ups. 🕹️🎮

I’m always torn today. On one hand it’s my birthday, on the other it’s also the day my dad passed away. I know I’ve been semi-quiet the last few days anyway but that’s going to continue today while I chill out and let my wife spoil me. See you soon 💜

Yesterday a policeman knocked on my door. He said he was looking for a man with just one eye …… ….. I told him it’d be more effective if he used both eyes.

These are not the mods you are looking for 🕹️🎮

Seeing this guy sulking while looking directly out the window every morning i go to work is going to be the real reason I quit my job, I swear to god.

Sorry about the abrupt absence for the last couple of days, it’s been a couple of busy days at work and we’ve went from winter weather to summer weather in the space of a few days and it has left me POOPED. Hope you’re all doing well and drinking water you thirsty bitches.

I do not appreciate the accuracy!🕹️🎮

Who even needs food anyway? 🎮🕹️

I said to my wife “My Olympic condoms have arrived, I think I’ll wear gold tonight” She replied “why not wear silver and come second for a change?”

One of the best things about being a man is having the ability to think about absolutely nothing. Just a blank screen. My wife of over 25 years still doesn’t believe me.

AI . The concept is great from an educational and technological point of view. What it’s done to “entertainment” is borderline pathetic. Almost every second video on any app is AI slop that people somehow believe is true no matter how obvious. When did we become so dumb?

Still the best 5 minutes of the day 🕹️🎮

I’ve been playing Borderlands 4 pretty much the whole weekend and honestly (performance issues aside) it’s the best Borderlands game that Gearbox has made for a long time. (Borderlands 2)

Monday’s just the universe politely saying: “aye son, mind you still hate yer job.”

We had a pretty good day today volunteering at the local Wildlife rescue centre. It was a lot of hard work but it was great fun getting to work in amongst the local wildlife. For this bit in the know, that’s not a dog, it’s a Dingo.

I showed my wife my new tattoo, it’s a spreadsheet tattooed across my chest…. …She said “oh honey you’ve Excelled yourself this time”.

Back in the 90s, your “gaming chair” was whatever dining chair you nicked from the kitchen and you were happy with that.

Just a daily dose of truth 🎮🕹️

This is what frustrates me about Borderlands 4. It’s actually such a good game buried in a myriad of performance issues. We’re are now at a diminishing returns of graphical improvements, let’s concentrate on optimising what he have before we push it further.

Gaming doesn’t rot your brain. Life does. At least this way I’m having fun on the way out.

Therapist: so when do you think the anxiety issues began? Me: 🕹️🎮

I had 5 whole days off over the weekend there and I still made zero progress on getting my stream set back up again. Partly because it’s overwhelming how much I have left to do, but mostly it’s because No Man’s Sky had another update and Borderlands 4 came out. Sorry.

You know what’s funny? People say gaming is “anti-social.” I’ve made pals online that I’ve known for 10+ years. Meanwhile, half the folk I went to school with wouldn’t cross the street to say hello.

My brother and I aren’t allowed to play with chainsaws any more…. …. Well technically he’s my half brother now.

One thing Borderlands 4 has made me realise is that it’s finally time to upgrade my graphics card. Now I just need to figure out how much I need to neglect myself to justify the cost.

I think he might still be there. 🕹️🎮

The best part of gaming as an adult? Nobody can tell me it’s “time for bed.” I’ll regret it in the morning, but that’s not the point.

And here we are again, the gaming “community” that haven’t played Borderlands 4 but like to base their opinions on other peoples opinions that also haven’t played the game have all decided it’s a terrible game and the fun I’m having while playing it is a lie somehow.

Excuse me! They added FISHING to Borderlands 4????? Best game ever. 🕹️ 🎮

Borderlands games are always fun and number 4 is no exception, really loving some of these gun designs.

I got fired from my job for asking customers if they would prefer smoking or non-smoking….. …. Apparently the correct terms are Cremation or Burial.

Friends I’ve had for years have unfollowed me because I had the audacity to say it was NOT OK to kill Charlie Kirk. The guy had some appalling views, but that’s how free speech works. You either want it or you don’t.

Shoutout to everyone balancing work, family, and gaming. You’re basically on the hardest difficulty already.

Boss: What do you need the day off for? Me? Oh no reason:

I never liked Charlie Kirk. I disagreed with the majority of the points he made. Regardless I do not condone the shooting of him, if you truly believe in the concept of free speech people like him need to be allowed to exist.

I know there’s a lot of things going on in the world right now, but I have a day off and leftover pizza for breakfast so it can’t be ALL bad.

They’ll always blame anything BUT the easy accessibility of guns and the persons actual mental health. No it’s not the fault of video games.

seriously though, I've personally bought it 4 times and I'm not proud of that. 🕹️ 🎮

Back in the day there was no Google. You had to ask your pal’s older brother who “just knew things.”

I’ve found the loot bag I’m going to need for when Borderlands 4 comes out on Friday 🕹️🎮

I’m not saying it was perfect then, but the absolute scumbags that people watch and are considered “entertaining” nowadays absolutely baffles me.

The hype for Hollow Knight: Silksong has got me back to the playing the first game because it’s bugged (pardon the pun) me that I’ve never had the patience to finish it. I’ve had this game almost since release day and I’ve only just beaten the first boss for the first time.

I didn’t realise that 90 percent of bald men still own a comb…. …. They just can’t part with it.

Kids today moan about waiting a week for a new show. We waited months, and if you missed it? Tough luck, now you need to wait for the video to release or hope to catch a re-run in a year or 2.

Couldn’t possibly be me at fault for my 0.4 k/d ratio 🕹️🎮

“Remember when” is officially my most-used phrase. Aye, we’re old now.

We went to the “British shop” today and we may or may have not got carried away. It doesn’t seem like much but it’s nice to have some of the things we haven’t had for years.

I’ll argue this point till the day I die 🕹️🎮

In my 40s every nap feels like a dangerous gamble: is it going to be 20 minutes or 4 hours, let’s roll the dice and see.