I found out today that Dwayne Johnson has been living in the apartment above me for a long time. I can't believe I've been living under a Rock for years.

Can someone please explain to me the physics of time dilation as it applies to weekends? I could have sworn yesterday was Friday.

It's almost 2026 and I still can't get a USB to fit on the first attempt.

WHERE IS IT???? 🎮🕹️

Console wars make no sense. It’s like fighting over who’s got the nicest fork at dinner.

Is “my dog looked sad that I was leaving” a valid reason not to go to work? It should be.

And it’s a peaceful life too 🕹️🎮

Scientists got bored when they sat and watched the earth spin for 24 hours…. …. So they decided to call it a day.

So I did find a little bit of motivation over the weekend to do some work rebuilding my stream. Still a lot left to do before I’m happy with it but I’m in no rush. Once I eventually get it finished I’ll probably announce a schedule of only one stream a week to begin with.

Graphics have no bearing and I won’t be convinced otherwise. 🎮🕹️

Technically, cool is subjective 🕹️🎮

My wife screamed at me “you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you??”….. ….. What a weird way to start off a conversation.

Gaming isn’t worse now. We just don’t have the same free time or imagination we did when we were 12.

I did not need this information today, thanks. 🕹️🎮

Public Service Announcement 🎮🕹️

People always blame developers for “lack of immersion” in video games. Part of the immersion requires your imagination to fully immerse yourself and I think a lot of modern gamers have lost that. I was fully immersed in N64 Goldeneye and all I had was 3 pixels and a dream.

Seriously though, what’s wrong with you? 🕹️🎮

On social media, if a woman says "men suck, use them up and spit them out" suddenly they're a Boss Bitch or an Inspiration. If a guy says "Women suck, use them up and spit them out" its, well, i don't even need to explain it, do i? Everyone needs to do better.

Actions have consequences 🕹🎮

The older I get, the more I value the pause button, both in Video Games AND in real life.

I really want to get back to streaming, but I've been away from it for so long now that I'm really struggling to find the motivation for getting back to it. Just being able to relax and play video games instead of having to be switched on at all times is highly underrated.

It would be funny if it wasn’t so true 🎮🕹️

My father used to tell me "Son, when one door closes, another one opens". He was such a great dad.... .... Terrible cabinet maker though.

Accessibility settings don’t ruin games. They make sure more people get to enjoy them. That’s it.

Absolutely 100 percent correct 🎮🕹️

There's perks to my job sometimes. #Jellyroll #StrummingBird

Really liked this picture I took tonight.

There's things in this world that should never have been invented:

It seems like there's less and less people interested in Halloween every year. This year we had one solitary visitor, and even that was a no effort schoolkid still in their schoolgear with an iron Man mask. It's sad, this is my favourite holiday of the year.

My work site for the weekend, almost makes it worth having no day off. 😎 (StrummingBird @ Perth, WA)

I know what I must do 🕹️🎮

Im a firm believer that if another person thinks that something you do is "cringe" then that's their issue, not yours. Keep enjoying life, be silly.

I’m sad to announce, me and my wife have split up because she keeps hitting me with stringed instruments…… …. If only I’d known she had a history of Violins.

It's a me, Marco 🎮🕹

Dear internet, We're so damn tired of seeing garbage AI videos being passed off as content. Sincerely, from everyone with an active brain cell.

Never do, never will 🕹️

Somewhere along the line, gaming stopped being about having fun and started being about performance. The stats, the ranks, the grind… what happened to just zoning out and having a good time?

Sometimes the best fun is in the attempt 🕹️🎮

There’s something special about booting up an old video game you loved and remembering who you were the first time you played it.

They can’t possibly be good, because if they are it means I’m bad, and I don’t like that. 🕹️🎮

After all this time I can’t believe the people at the Dairy Farm fired me….. ….. They said i was a danger to myself and Udders.

We’ve hit a point where some gamers get motion sickness if they actually pick up a controller instead of watching someone else play, yet they still act like they're the utmost expert in said game.

I would like to purchase some self control please 🎮🕹️

Well, I’d love to say I just switched off the phone for the weekend and that’s why i haven’t been active. The reality is that Power Wash Sim 2 sucked a big black hole of time in my weekend.

I bought this game 19 hours ago. I have 18.7 hours of playtime. I think i have a problem.

IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. IT'S POWERWASH SIM 2 DAY. LET'S GO! 🕹️🎮

In a recent job interview I was asked “how well do you perform under pressure”…. …. I said “not great, but I do a decent Bohemian Rhapsody”

Pour one out for the lost controllers 🍺 🕹️🎮

This is evil and utterly diabolical. I love it 🕹️🎮

The confidence that “gamers” have slagging off games they’ve never played is wild. I watched a cooking show once, but you don’t see me cooking Lobster Thermidor.