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If I send you this just know you better Venmo me the money for brunch

Do you know what your teenage sons are doing right now?

The way men reach a certain age, realize they’ve made all the wrong choices in life, and desperately start looking for a woman gullible enough to believe they’re a “changed man” to cure their loneliness and be their unpaid housekeeper, chef, and nurse.

Watching this Netflix documentary about this British chef’s biological Mom who showed up and scammed out of his entire life savings.

Sometimes watching 90 Day Fiancé I wonder if there’s something wrong with me. These people get engaged the first day they ever meet in person. How?!

And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT

Ok, I’m not the only one. lol

And ANOTHER thing When I catch this slackjawed knock-kneed hussie in the streets it’s gonna be ON SIGHT

The overwhelming majority of the LGBT community voted for the person who stood between them keeping or losing all their civil rights. I will continue to stand 10 toes down on dragging the small minority of you self righteous pricks who made a choice to ignore the facts & put the rest of us at risk.

How it started: How it’s going:

Omg we won!!! #Oscars

What’s the best way to find an experienced researcher? Looking for info on a famous musician from the 50s. Need things like archival interviews, music contracts, legal records, early local news articles, and oral histories from industry figures. If you have leads or experience let me know!

NYC ✈️ LAX

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Bwahahaha

Ooo…

The fleecing has begun. Putin gonna get rich.

My mother: Who was the man leaving your house this morning with the braids? Me: Check your email Mom: why? Me: I just revoked your access to my security cameras

WTF is going on?!

We’re going to the Oscars, baby!

ALONG CAME POLLY was released 21 years ago today 🍿🎬

Jennifer Hudson had to turn off the comments

Can’t even sit and do my skin care routine without her being all up in my grill

matched with a handsome emergency room doctor on Hinge and he immediately wanted to talk on the phone. bitch I'm an introvert who needs time to mentally prepare for social interactions. Hold on a minute

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These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.

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These Natalia Grace final chapters are a MESS. The religious people running a cult out of their home and using disabled kids for a check are disgusting.

This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup

The VHS for this movie was constantly being played in my household. What a time.

She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.

And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done

Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?

Mentally I’m still here

11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...

The bitter recently divorced man to mass murderer pipeline continues.

11 teens have been arrested for beating two men they had lured using a gay dating app. Activists and police warn the attacks are part of a larger social media trend where straight teens and adults target and lure gay men for assault. www.advocate.com/crime/illino...

Mentally I’m still here

Have y’all seen that show where the people find out there’s someone who’s been secretly living in their house for months and they never knew they were there?

And managed to be fine AF while getting it all done

She needs to get on LinkedIn and start looking for a job.

This man married a whole ass inmate a day after she got out of prison, she immediately went on a coke bender, stole his $ and his rental car. Now he owes the entire cost of the vehicle, over $20k. She got arrested, released, arrested again — and he still talmbout “shes my goddess” #LoveAfterLockup

New Year’s Eve: before

New Year’s Eve: before

Can also bigly recommend Shrinking. It's damn good

Apple TV is free this weekend! My recommendations ➡️ notcapnamerica.com

My Mom and Auntie are exchanging gifts they bought on Temu and Shein but neither of them can pronounce the name of either store.