Gomenasai, my name is Rick-Sama. I'm a 30 year old Kemono Nakama (Animal Friend for you gaijins).

imagine doing your transformation you got after acquiring understand of yourself and steeling your resolve and then it gives you cunty eyeliner

Woolie is spitting I definitely think about inserting myself into Cloud often.

you can't make me learn what "cloudflare" is. I shouldn't have to know these things. I have a sensitive artistic spirit

Variety of Scrapple unique to my Ohio County. The best breakfast meat!

those hitboxes are crazy

bazkit Kodak XX Nikon F3 #filmphotography

SHORTY CHOSE TO BE WITH A DEMON SOUNDS LIKE HER PROBLEM TO ME.

Behold! He is the strongest warrior!

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

Tom Clancy's Bible Black

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Every time I clear out my wardrobe to pack for a trip, this thing starts talking to me like the green goblin mask...

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Pokemon is basically a thing Nintendo does where once every couple of years they release a new set of character designs and I get to enjoy cute fanart based on these character designs for the next two years. Allegedly, a video game is somehow involved somewhere

binturong fancam

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

based based based based

this is how i will remember dick cheney.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I was thinking about how funny gooner speak is to me while taking the dog out and this entered my mind

Disappointing to see creators I like promoting Arc Raiders despite the developers saying they use AI voice lines.

Harvestella 3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:

I don't really have a caption for this one.

omw

And I’m listening

JUMPSCARE

Important

He deleted it but hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit

Hotate No Noa is a scallop fairy idol from Yubetsu Town, Hokkaido, who has expert jumprope skills, honed in Hokkaido’s rough ocean waves.

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Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers. Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!

y'all focused on the wrong halos when was the last time you logged in to the praystation

It’s not just Platner. All military vets are sus. No matter the moral objections they make of the military, it was never a functional deal-breaker to joining the One Big Murder Cult. ™️ The sooner you recognize this, the sooner you’ll understand the moral character of these who “serve.”

42. mechanical keyboard

58. nasty pussy

I was looking everywhere for this vine and I am glad to say I did preserve it

🖕🐺 ⭐️🌈 #art ✧ #happypride ✧ #stickerdesign

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

did i just get an ad for cocaine on instagram what the fuck is going on

I sometimes read old gaming magazines and stumbled upon this "babe of the year" section from Playstation: The Official Magazine. If I was the editor I would have gently suggested this writer be put down like a rabid dog

HES ROCKING THE TRAVIS McELROY

sherman, for the love of god!