HOW IS THIS REAL???

This is real

Trump: ‘A whole civilization will die tonight.’ US Media: ‘President Trump puts pressure on Iran to come back to the negotiating table.’

Good headline writing.

This should never be forgotten about Iran …

If I were one of the astronauts, I’d see about the possibility of staying up there a lot longer.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

The receipts. A complete timeline of the shifting rhetoric. More: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

Kim: Three weeks of the war in Iran could have funded vision, hearing, and dental coverage for every senior in America on Medicare. I mean, it just gives you a sense of the trade-off.

Still brilliant after all these years.

In every other modern democratic country in the world, this statement would result in the immediate removal of the president or prime minister. 😳👇

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

It's the hope that kills you. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

Christianity is the biggest, most profitable scam in America.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

Something I did not stress enough in our Russell Brand episodes is how overwhelmingly *dumb* this guy is

And the country would be soooo much better of as there would be a genuine trickle down from the employees spending it in their local communities. Can you imagine how much better local pubs, clubs, restaurants & shops would be doing with that extra boost As @bladeofthes.bsky.social nail 👊

All of this because we didn’t throw Trump in prison for trying to overthrow an election.

Spot on.

I mean. Janey.

Your reminder that Aramark also make millions running Direct Provision centres here in Ireland.

Octopus hauling ass on the sea floor: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Romania_mi...

Why do we live in such a childish, stupid country? A country that wastes its money on useless billion dollar aircraft carriers, when it could be spending those tax dollars to actually help its citizens like sane countries.

Asshole www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster...

Moulton: "She was about to be deposed in the Epstein case. That's why Trump got rid of her."

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

Bondi beached

Any excuse to share this magnificent Caravaggio which you can see for free in Dublin. The events of Holy Thursday: betrayal, alarm, despair, resignation and the artist holding a lantern to show the scene to the world.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

Some good news - After nearly 12 years vacant, 61 Swiftbrook Drive is finally back on the market. It's up for auction, so we hope this will become a much-needed home for a family. We've been campaigning for a number of years on this property, and last year we brought a motion to SDCC.

This crisis could be solved by the Council taking derelict and vacant properties back into its possession, and investing in the refurbishment and maintenance of these properties, to supply them as housing stock right across Dublin South-West.

The fact that these properties are allowed to lie vacant and derelict amidst the worst housing crisis this country has ever seen is unacceptable. Recent figures state that 17,300 people are homeless in Ireland, including 5,457 children.

Start the clock.

I really try not to be contemptuous of normal (non-fascist) politicians, because it’s a tough job, they have to take a lot of flak, and we need to encourage decent people to get involved, but this guy . . . I swear, I’ve seen tubes of toothpaste with more spine.

Excellent!

I beg to correct you Mr. Marche. You didn't write a novel. AI did. And consequently it's probably complete muck. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Always this

I don’t use AI because I am a writer. AI is simply words put together to form sentences. And I prefer my own sentences powered by human emotion

They can't even get their terrible ideas that won't solve anything over the line

Beautifully put.

Apart from everything else - why are they so consistently stupid ?

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New Zealand govt slowly chickening out of their LPG plans; hopefully Ireland will follow www.interest.co.nz/public-polic...

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That’s because they’re *consults notes* misogynistic pricks

Lads ill tell you what. Sometimes i fucking hate this small minded racist city. Tobi has given more to young people in this place than most. Horrific. I hope they find the people responsible and their is a suitable punishment. #speirgorm

Gulp.