it would be really funny if the mechanisms behind an entire genus of paranoid delusions were all caused by One Weird Trick in the human brain and this mushroom figured out how to speedrun it

Bonhomme canonically (according to Carnaval organizers!) weighs 400 pounds and is functionally immortal

Same people who whinge endlessly about how the removal of confederate monuments “erases history” have no problem erasing actual history

does he realize he just allowed Carney to dodge a massive fucking bullet? lmfao

We Should Have Finished Reconstruction: A Brief History of American Politics, 1865-2026

The 5-year-old arrested by ICE In Minnesota is detained at Dilley. We reported on conditions there in the below article. Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.

There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.

Guys the people currently grabbing up power in the USA are part of a network that openly believes in "passive eugenics" so yes they are trying to kill everybody. They think the planet is overpopulated with "the wrong kinds of people"

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

🚨 MAIN CHARACTER IS A BUTCH KNIGHT WITH A BOWLCUT. I REPEAT WE HAVE A BUTCH KNIGHT WITH A FUCKING BOWLCUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨

remarkably appropriate meme

Living to witness the global disinvestment from human creativity by the capitalist class has been an absolutely depressing sight to behold. Especially as someone who places art (yes, general 'art') among humanity's most divine aptitudes.

It has not been lost on me that the two preeminent contemporary uses of LLMs is the infinite generation of 1) CSAM and 2) media that serves no purpose other to publicly denigrate, humiliate, and dominate women and minorities.

every time I see anything about Gavin Newsom my immediate reaction is just "oh brother, this guy stinks"

@ebonyteach.blacksky.app had an important thread about this the other day. You can choose which of your ancestors you honor, and learn from the mistakes of the others.

one of the genres of comfort series I always return to is derisive let's plays of David Cage games

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Alright. Fine. Let's put together our list of things we think Carney should do and should stop doing. I'll compile it from the comments in a fresh thread, then we can all post it when we inevitably get asked what we think he should and shouldn't do.

If you've never seen a baby behemoth from FFXI, now you have

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Banger 🧵. Congrats on being a lightning-fast learner. Stay safe.

It’s infuriating how many people claim to care about fictitious “child trafficking” conspiracies about trans people and Wayfair and Democrats but will miss, ignore, and distract from actual government agents kidnapping children in front of their very eyes

He’s five. He’ll need snacks. Are they gonna have anything he recognizes or likes? He’s gonna need bathroom breaks. Who’s zipping him up tight when it’s cold? Who’s holding onto his winter clothes when it gets warm all way south? Who’s changing his socks? Who’s keeping him clean? Putting him to bed?

are they not monsters?

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

There’s no point during the detention of a five-year-old that any person with a functioning moral center would not step back to reassess the situation and their place in it. That nobody involved did proves they lack the common interiority required to successfully coexist in ordered society.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

a heavily armed paramilitary force with legal immunity is occupying a city and going door to door kidnapping non-white adults and children in furtherance of an explicitly white nationalist political project

All I have ever heard about every news story from Bill Clinton to drag shows is “it’s awful, parents have to explain this to their children, why can’t we just let kids be kids?” Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt

!!!

This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars

I feel like there are maximum, like, five people who will understand what I'm saying but the base track of the finale songs for the most recent season of Canada's Drag Race sounds kind of like the party music from 1000xResist

These are starlight tours. They are intended to kill people. That’s their only purpose.

ICE said he killed himself and that was just a blatant lie. We have no idea how many people are being murdered in these concentration camps.

It is deplorable but y'all, these people have protected the current administration of fucking pedophiles who ruined the lives of countless children for *decades*. This party hates children and does everything they can to make it crystal fucking clear. They rationalize it ALL.

KIDNAPPED. You don’t arrest a child. The word you’re looking for is KIDNAPPED.

Maybe journalists can stop using terms like "clashes" or "tensions flared" because on one side we've got a paramilitary force waging war on an American city and on the other side we have everyday people trying to prevent little kids from being kidnapped and disappeared.

It really seems they are doing whatever it takes to elicit a violent reaction from the community. They seem to intentionally use tactics designed to enrage people of conscience.

all of this has been fucking horrific, but man... a five year old. calling him "it"... there is no hell hot enough for this depravity

We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence

ICE is getting down to some real foundational evil here. Accepting someone’s hospitality and then brutalizing them. Snatching babies.

Mousy

Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy

THE FIVE YEAR OLD CHILD GOT KIDNAPPED AND IMMEDIATELY SHIPPED TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP IN TEXAS WHAT THE FUCK

Sharing this report of ICE depravity from Facebook at the request of community member. This is from a suburb north of ICE-occupied Minneapolis. The text is from her post on Facebook.

We're past "Abolish ICE folks are vindicated" or "the leftists were right". "Abolish ICE" is starting to look mild and cowardly while the consequences of Democrats never taking a stance against anti-immigrant propaganda and continuing to fund these initatives is currently rampaging through houses.

girl I have not been able to focus on anything at all today lmao, a total wash, we try again tomorrow