I just find it hilarious that his whole cabinet is sloberring praise all over him with ridiculous hyperbole and he is falling asleep while they're doing it. You couldn't write comedy better than this. It's better than VEEP.

Q: You said that second strike was in accordance with the law of armed conflict, but the Navy's own manual says that firing on survivors from a wrecked vessel is an example of a war crime LEAVITT: I would reiterate that the strike was conducted in accordance with the law of armed conflict

You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.

Trump’s new look makes a lot of sense now that they’ve released the footage of his closed door meeting with Mamdani www.instagram.com/reel/DJJrxsD...

My favorite new indicator of our broken health care system are 3rd party “med finder” apps. When you need to spend money just to FIND a pharmacy to spend more money on a prescription, maybe we should just call it and start from scratch.

Mamdani putting on a smile and tolerating Trump’s foolishness for an afternoon for the benefit of the group is something anyone who is having Thanksgiving with crazy MAGA relatives next week can relate to.

If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?

a second sunday could fix me

Grandma: Do you still hate that man? Me: You’re gonna have to be a lot more specific than that.

Pedophiles being exposed whether they’re Dem or GOP is good. But is announcing you’re only going to investigate people based on party affiliation illegal? Feels illegal. Also, is Pam Bondi allowed to investigate crimes that happened in her jurisdiction? Normal world would recuse herself, right?

"He only raped children who were at least 13 years old" really, really isn't the "gotcha" you seem to think it is.

I never want to live outside the city except when I see all these sweet Northern Light pics and I’m like okay maybe the ‘burbs are cool… at like 2 am during a solar storm on a clear night.

Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes

This is bad, but to be fair, a lot of modern country is so bad it already feels like it’s generated by a soulless computer algorithm randomly plugging in trending phrases.

Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off. Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory

Sometimes it's not clear, so I'll clarify it: Even if these are drug boats, simply blowing them up is illegal. And if they aren't drug boats, holy shit it's illegal.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

So many people were detained extrajudicially, were tortured, or died because of Dick Cheney. You can't get to the danger we're in now without everything he did. The weapons he helped forge are ones we need to take away from U.S. presidents forever.

THEM: “Mamdani is inexperienced, he can’t pull off any of his campaign promises.” ALSO THEM: “Mamdani is a communist who will single-handedly destroy NYC his first day in office.” All-Powerful AND Impotent depending on who they’re trying to scare. Don’t listen. #HotCommieFall #MayorMamdani

Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.

Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo! I know how hard you worked for this.

I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?

We’re giving $40 billion to Argentina. This is $5 billion MORE that the entire USAID budget that DOGE cut.

"normies do not care about this thing and so it is no use raising a stink" is imho just an excuse for not doing politics, which is the job of making normies care about something

“How DARE Cracker Barrel change their logo 😡🤬😡🤬 I’ll never eat there again!” “Destroy the White House harder, daddy 🥵🤤”

In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

Seriously though, is the White House not a historical landmark? Isn’t there some sort of plaque-bestowing society, or gatekeepers of tradition who are supposed to weigh in on this? I can’t say I’m particularly invested in the White House, but I don’t want to see it turned into Mar a Lago, either.

The president of the United States posted a video of him defecating on the American people. Many in my profession normalized it. This is a big reason why we are where we are.

I have to say I think about this quote all the time since I first saw the moment play out on his show, and I really wish Louis C.K. wasn’t a creep so I felt comfortable sharing it more often.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens? You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the “crown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate? Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?

Chris Murphy: "This is a country that's falling apart because Trump is in the middle of an authoritarian takeover. We're not on the verge of an authoritarian takeover. We're in the middle of it ... I have no moral obligation to vote for a budget that literally funds the destruction of our democracy"

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

The President of the United States is openly seeking revenge on his political opponents. First Jim Comey. Now Tish James. Anyone who seeks to hold Donald Trump accountable could be next. Trump is ripping a page right out of the authoritarian handbook.

CHICAGO (AP) — Storming an apartment complex by helicopter as families slept. Deploying chemical agents near a public school. Handcuffing a Chicago City Council member at a hospital. apnews.com/article/chic...

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

Even if you support massive deportation operations, under no circumstances should ANYONE be ok with US citizens being forcibly removed from their homes and detained without explanation. This is a clear violation of their constitutional rights and should universally condemned.

Federal agents are overtly abusing their power to try to intimidate advocates and elected officials. We need ICE out of Illinois immediately and justice for people like Ald. Jessie Fuentes who are defending their communities. blockclubchicago.org/2025/10/03/f...

President and Tennessee Governor are deploying troops and federal agents into Memphis. Now more than ever, it is essential for every Memphian to know their rights. Visit the 🔗 to join us this Friday, October 3rd, to learn about your rights and ways to keep your community safe:

They dismembered a journalist. I think Chapelle thinks free speech means people have to laugh at unfunny jokes.

In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Brilliant businessman accidentally gives employees 7-month paid vacation.

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

I guess I just don’t understand why an anti-ICE sniper would aim at immigrants… And why are so many people engraving bullets these days? I have questions.

OUT: Feds planting drugs on suspects. IN: Feds planting bullets with little messages. (This is a joke, meant to help disassociate from the fact we live in a country where mass shootings are so common people are scribbling on bullets like a Lisa Frank notebook)