Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

When your father is a professor and your mom directed Salaam Bombay

Pretty weird to watch Orban lose and concede and say "see, democracy in the US is fine if that can happen" instead of "oh shit we're worse than Hungary"

I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?

One of my most-wanted Marvel omnis is Force Works, a 90s Avengers comic that launched with unusual, striking artwork by Tom Tenney that stuck in my brain for 30yrs. Tom needs our help with dealing with COPD and homelessness. Support the creators who made the things you love. gofund.me/ead137bd8

Trompe Le Monde is the 2nd best Pixies album.

Looks like PAM (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) didn't stick

We’re just innocent men

I prefer a cross dresser to a puppy killer.

We have so many worthy, wonderful young adult cats who’ve been passed over time & time again, many have never had a single application in nearly a year of being in our rescue. If you’ve been thinking of adopting, maybe one of them is your perfect match! Elkon, MD www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes landlords

Taiwanese boxer Lin Yu-Ting was demonized and harassed because JK Rowling claimed she was male. Her boxing career was disrupted for over a year. Now, she's been cleared to compete as female after further "sex eligibility reviews." This is going to happen again. www.reuters.com/sports/olymp...

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes copyright lawyers

We can find 200 billion for an unwinnable war but no money to adequately staff airports.

@gwillow.me 5 days till Planet Comicon!

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

we can remember that the Trump war is illegal and evil while also remembering that the Iranian regime is evil.

Just a year ago, we heard reducing the deficit was so important Elon Musk had to fire as many scientists, forest rangers and Black women on the government’s payroll that he could find. Now? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

Michael B Jordan acknowledging Jesse Plemons😭Texas Forever

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

Orson Welles on Elia Kazan. Paris 1982. No punches pulled. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6DC...

In this Ohio diner, Iran is what you did when your ex-wife's lawyer tried to serve you papers. But they do know this: At least we're talking about the Strait of Hormuz and not the Gay of Hormuz.

a while back a guy I knew was trying to justify having gone to Curtis Yarvin's wedding, and his girlfriend said "Don't you find him thrillingly contrarian' and I said 'That's how boring people excuse being racist'

They should have shown some more guts i guess. Losers.

Freedom costs $1.05. It is known.

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Schladow is wrong about the constitutional language, but she’s right about how this works today in practical terms.

This is no different from Putin saying MH17 was shot down by Ukraine or Assad saying rebels gassed themselves.

It's OK to admit that you were wrong.

Next time someone asks you to sum up MAGA in 30 seconds or less, show them this clip of Andrew Tate explaining why he doesn't read books.

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

Liberty needs to have its access to federal student loans and grants revoked.

RIP Ayatollah Khamenei you would have loved Bluesky

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

Checking in on Tulsi Gabbard

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

There is virtually no difference between Sam Altman and Elizabeth Holmes.

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past