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Lmao

The only Maine man I want to read about is Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

He's not even keeping gas low in that room.

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

Can we normalize bootlicking?

I have no opinions on Carvana as a business, but if they somehow manage to destroy car dealerships, they will have done more good for this country than most institutions could ever dream of.

unfurling a "white replacement" banner should get you permabanned from MLB stadiums

“I don't understand what it's supposed to do. Every time I see a video on Instagram that's like, 'Hollywood is cooked,' what follows is, like, the most stupid dog shit I've ever seen in my life…”

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Stop calling the leisured provincial gentry "working class"

This means every American will have to pay $5 tax to pay Trump's terrorists, ON TOP OF the money those terrorists ultimately did not pay to fix the damage they did to the Capitol.

Fuck do I care? Don't publish this shit.

#OtD 13 May 1985 Philadelphia police attacked the home of Black liberation and environmental group MOVE, then dropped a bomb on it, killing 5 adults and 6 children, destroying 61 homes in the predominantly Black neighbourhood, and making 250 people homeless.

Of all the people to complain about businesses being “forced” to leave Seattle….

If anything would get the American flag to fly at half mast, it should be this.

Your regular reminder that MTG is a credulous, conspiracy-addled dope who is not qualified to be dog catcher, let alone a representative in a modern democracy.

whoever leaked that he’s panicking about leaks is the funniest person in the government

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

It's great that our refugee policy is based on a white supremacist conspiracy theory sourced from racist message boards that might cost you a job if you visited them on a work computer.

I don’t think you should leave Grogu alone with that guy

Just think of our better modern day if Christopher Walken hadn't been stopped from destroying Silicon Valley in VIEW TO A KILL (1985)

i genuinely wish the democratic national committee was as powerful, organized and ruthless as a lot of people seem to think it is

people all over the world starting to understand how it is possible to bankrupt a casino

What does it matter. They arent paying taxes anyway.

David French teams up with cunty, cissexist granny and disgraced pothole filler, Tulsi Gabbard, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

YOOOO,,, Georgia Bulldogs Women’s Tennis,,, y’all should be front and center for your celebration. I gots a spot for your team in our SHE Weekend Parade in Vegas in July. I’ll put y’all front and center to kick off the parade,!!

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes adult Bluey fans

Gen X is in favor of this because of our famous slogan: No Buddy Cop Comedy Premise Too Dumb.

PabloReports: Who do you think Trump should fire next? AOC: Is he out of women? Trump only seems to have the capability to fire female secretaries. If you’re a man in the Trump administration, it seems that they reward misconduct.

Here’s the very simple truth. We should ban all Gerrymandering. Until then, to unilaterally disarm is political suicide and malpractice.

I will never vote for John Fetterman.

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

When your father is a professor and your mom directed Salaam Bombay

Pretty weird to watch Orban lose and concede and say "see, democracy in the US is fine if that can happen" instead of "oh shit we're worse than Hungary"

I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now?

One of my most-wanted Marvel omnis is Force Works, a 90s Avengers comic that launched with unusual, striking artwork by Tom Tenney that stuck in my brain for 30yrs. Tom needs our help with dealing with COPD and homelessness. Support the creators who made the things you love. gofund.me/ead137bd8

Trompe Le Monde is the 2nd best Pixies album.

Looks like PAM (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) didn't stick

We’re just innocent men

I prefer a cross dresser to a puppy killer.

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