I will send bill deblasio to murk that groundhog again

I’m sorry, the snow forecast for Monday is WHAT. If I see that groundhog, it’s on sight

Oooh, I am being sold on this game

I will give $1000 to anyone in that room who will yell out "what the fuck are you rambling about, old man?"

The Supreme Court:

I guess the real tariffs were the enemies we made along the way!

The Ed Augustus experience:

"excuse me sir, there must be some mistake- i voted to create the camps, not live in the zone of interest" is like every trump voter

Tfw you didn't study much medieval history at school

2026 basically

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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

The Maura Healey experience!

Our little menace dog found a spilled takeout container of Chinese on our evening walk. I had to kneel in the middle of the road, in the snow, and pry stuff out of her mouth while repeating “give daddy the broccoli!” like a lunatic

I'm ashamed of Worcester, a city I love with all my heart, for failing this obvious and straightforward test of its principles.

The jury delivering a verdict of guilty on the absurd charge of assault and battery leveled against @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social for her bravery in facing down ICE goons trying to rip a family apart should be shamed for the rest of their lives for their complicity in this tyrannical bullshit.

"ICE called the police to help them and they showed up to help ICE" is a real admission of a thing they've been saying didn't happen for months.

"disguise yourself as a giant stand of grass at the superbowl" is just a Hitman level

I gotta be honest, this made me feel better about the Pats losing than anything else I’ve seen tonight.

This is the worst thing to happen to patriots since we stuffed all those ballot boxes in 2020

Welp!

Stephen Miller is just pissed that Bad Bunny is spoiling the name Benito for him

Anyway, after that burst of energy from the halftime show, let’s bring things back down with the New England Patriots offense!

They are currently hot Latinas on my television, I was told Mr. Trump would stop this

The Pats are already playing like dogshit, and now New England is subjected to that dunkin ad? Rude, quite frankly

Pats o-line is garbage

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.

BREAKING from me at MassLive: The City of Worcester is banning ICE from using city property to conduct federal immigration operations. www.masslive.com/worcester/20...

I have voted straight-ticket Democrat in every single local, state, and national election since I was 18 years old. Don’t speak to me about what “Democrats want.” This Democrat wants you to grow a set, and fucking abolish ICE.

once again these things boil down to “is your group a bohemian cultural identity” or “is your group actually trying to do things?” and the key tell is whether your activity centers on policing of in-group behavior or whether it centers on, again, tangible goals

There are all sorts of parallels for what the Trump regime is doing to American cities but you could do a lot worse than looking at Ireland under British rule and Northern Ireland during the Troubles for a better understanding - a populace viewed as fundamentally hostile, little restraint, etc.

imo just mechanically vote for whichever Senate candidate promises most clearly to destroy the filibuster

the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

10/10 ICE protest sign

It’s wild how the Epstein files show that this guy apparently met every single unpleasant man on earth. Dude was like the Forrest Gump of pedophiles

I wonder if the New York Times will go after any of the prominent academics in the Epstein files for being rapists as hard as they went after Claudine Gay for being kind of sloppy with citations in her graduate thesis. If not, why not?

I have a generalised version of this - while there are specific exceptions, it just feels like a _huge_ proportion of the American conservative movement revealed themselves to not really care about anything? Like, nothing concrete at least. It's all just vague ressentiments around Gender and Race.

there's something uniquely maddening about people who will do the right thing only after exhausting every other option. they're not your enemy per se but you're perpetually watching them try to find an excuse to get out of it

For years there were tons of "liberal except Israel" people but now it's the same thing as transphobia where it just turns you into a Republican

beyond the horrors are the daily indignities this administration forces us through; for example, now we all have to walk around saying FREE DON LEMON

Guy looks like if they made the thumb creatures from spy kids real

This is the quiet part that the majority of Worcester’s city council believe, but won’t say out loud. This is pure Moe Bergman thought