I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Christ what an asshole

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Paint me like one of your dumb fucks

every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”

Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.

I have a bottle of 2015 Dom Perignon specifically and exclusively for When It Happens.

I'm not a Christmas caroler myself but it's hard not to join in on the festive singing when I'm tagging along with my buddies

The Butlerian Jihad is going to be SO moisturized

Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)

UW Allies for sealed RCQ at Cardboard Castle in Eureka, CA

Farmers’s market frybread & gravy

@murderxbryan.bsky.social is this true

Every Temur deck I build ends up being Izzet Prowess with a worse mana base.

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

(confronting the armed men who have broken into my kitchen at 3am) ah i see word has gotten out about my (gestures) various spices

All That Remains Further Seems Forever Sufjan Stevens The National The Hold Steady

Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant kitchen can smell this photo through their phone

Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by

I’m never going to be able to live anywhere else

I think this is mostly about nicotine but I recently switched from weed pens back to flower after maybe about a decade and it rules. My tolerance is quickly returning to normal, but what’s most surprising for me is just how pleasurable and satisfying grinding flower and packing a bowl is as a ritual

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

Today’s beautiful and true thing is woodfired pizza at the farmers market while my daughter dances on the lawn to the live music.

This is so good

"fireshoes was able to support multiple formats in the middle of nowhere! with a pc tethered to his cellphone"

Evoke Grief, cast Reanimate.

Have you also considered that he is an incredibly stupid man?

Just saw a post where someone said with full conviction that the two best-written characters in the history of all literature and media are Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 and Jesse Pinkman, so I think I’ll be putting my phone down for a while.

God this book is so good.

Loving my new Ponder (Dan Scott) and Lucid Dreams (Nils Hamm) prints from @originalmagicart.bsky.social

Time for the mandatory weekly ‘what I ate at farmer’s market’ photo

hey man would you like to go to an American fast casual restaurant and talk about the void at the edge of things

Does Tishana’s Tidebinder turn off Kaito, Bane of Nightmares’ ability to turn into a creature on its controller’s turn?

Sitting out this RCQ season kind of sucks but I’m pretty sure spending $600+ on a standard deck would feel worse.

Get his ass zohran

Lmao that’s basically the standard list with fables, a ledger shredder, and two lightning axes. Incredible.

I had a dream that there was a Nickelodeon Secret Lair and one of the cards in it was a reprint of Hidetsugu Devours All in the Clarissa Explains It All logo font.

Spicy BBQ oysters at the Arcata farmer’s market

Topdecking a bolt when my opponent had 3 life and lethal on me his next turn was the moment I knew I was hooked on this game for life.

Giveaway!🥳 Sometimes, something small is all it takes to reignite someone's passion for Magic. So let's giveaway 25 R/P/S sets. Hopefully, it will get you excited to play again.🥰 To enter: 🌟Repost 🌟Follow I will ship to international winners.🌍

i think at some point we're going to look back at how we made every form of entertainment and diversion accessible through devices even more private and insulating than a household television and be like yeah that was kind of a mistake

Huarache and cider at Friday night market in Eureka

If this rancid pork rind looked at my kid I’d <REDACTED>

Me before the FF set release: you know, I never really got into Final Fantasy, but Viví in FF9 is a standout character in all of videogames, his storyline is unexpectedly profound and life affirming. Me after the FF set release: If Vivi was real I’d dropkick him into a wood chipper.

TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

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