Trump doesn't do policy. His speeches are all just rancid vibes. Last night's was a crowning moment for the sense that, right, this vile clod is the thing people are going to see from here on out if you tell them to picture America.

the followed bot being almost entirely sex and the blocked bot being almost entirely politics is so fucking funny

Issette Lecture

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Farmer’s market pierogis

In an extremely sad start to the year, yesterday Dandar’s, a beloved local LGS here in Humboldt County burned to the ground yesterday along with several other businesses. Arcata is a small town and this is hitting the community hard. giveahand.com/fundraiser/d... if you are able to help.

It’s fine to no call no show if your shift manager doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Christ what an asshole

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Paint me like one of your dumb fucks

every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”

Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.

I have a bottle of 2015 Dom Perignon specifically and exclusively for When It Happens.

I'm not a Christmas caroler myself but it's hard not to join in on the festive singing when I'm tagging along with my buddies

The Butlerian Jihad is going to be SO moisturized

UW Allies for sealed RCQ at Cardboard Castle in Eureka, CA

Farmers’s market frybread & gravy

@murderxbryan.bsky.social is this true

Every Temur deck I build ends up being Izzet Prowess with a worse mana base.

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

All That Remains Further Seems Forever Sufjan Stevens The National The Hold Steady

Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant kitchen can smell this photo through their phone

Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by

I’m never going to be able to live anywhere else

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

Today’s beautiful and true thing is woodfired pizza at the farmers market while my daughter dances on the lawn to the live music.

This is so good

"fireshoes was able to support multiple formats in the middle of nowhere! with a pc tethered to his cellphone"

Evoke Grief, cast Reanimate.

Have you also considered that he is an incredibly stupid man?

Just saw a post where someone said with full conviction that the two best-written characters in the history of all literature and media are Arthur Morgan from Red Dead Redemption 2 and Jesse Pinkman, so I think I’ll be putting my phone down for a while.

God this book is so good.

Loving my new Ponder (Dan Scott) and Lucid Dreams (Nils Hamm) prints from @originalmagicart.bsky.social

Time for the mandatory weekly ‘what I ate at farmer’s market’ photo

Does Tishana’s Tidebinder turn off Kaito, Bane of Nightmares’ ability to turn into a creature on its controller’s turn?

Sitting out this RCQ season kind of sucks but I’m pretty sure spending $600+ on a standard deck would feel worse.

Get his ass zohran

Lmao that’s basically the standard list with fables, a ledger shredder, and two lightning axes. Incredible.

I had a dream that there was a Nickelodeon Secret Lair and one of the cards in it was a reprint of Hidetsugu Devours All in the Clarissa Explains It All logo font.

Spicy BBQ oysters at the Arcata farmer’s market

Topdecking a bolt when my opponent had 3 life and lethal on me his next turn was the moment I knew I was hooked on this game for life.