You didn’t “inherit” 43 of my scripts, Anthropic, you stole them.

Grogu! No!

Been getting served a lot of YouTube shorts from that Mythical Kitchen last meal show so I felt compelled to do my own

I find it revolting to see the posts of one single nazi never mind hundreds or thousands of them. I am aware they exist without having to encounter them. I am aware there are maggots and worms writhing under a wet log in the woods too I don't need to check every day.

In the shuffle of all the Magic news that's been happening the last couple of days, don't forget to stay loud with your support for @uwotc-official.bsky.social's unionization efforts. Sign their petition for voluntary recognition by WotC here: actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

Because of reasons... I'm going to build a Zada deck. I'm going to sleeve it in Apex sleeves and stick it in a @quivertime.com Citadel box. Then I'm going to mail it to one of you. Like, comment, and share to enter. I'll pick a random winner June 1st. Please allow time for processing.

wizard of barge most based artist of all time ig

Drake letting his gf stay up late for his midnight album drop

Look at my media literacy dawg we’re going to a puritan stockade

getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

Good thing I never read the Bible

This delightful couple got married when she was 17 and he was 29, and visited the grave of Baruch Goldstein on their first date.

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This was from when Charlie Kirk was shot and we were supposed to pretend gun violence was newly shocking because it affected someone who was supposed to be exempt from it. Some of our Elite Journalists are doing the same routine now.

There is no debate. Either you understand John Brown as a religious man with a strong moral compass who did what he was called to do, or you’re okay with slavery. Brown understood that some people only speak the language of violence

Is “the 2003 Western Conference Finals were rigged in favor of the Lakers” even a conspiracy theory anymore?

Last minute call for recs in Osaka, Kyoto, and Tokyo (specifically Shibuya)

Trump doesn't do policy. His speeches are all just rancid vibes. Last night's was a crowning moment for the sense that, right, this vile clod is the thing people are going to see from here on out if you tell them to picture America.

the followed bot being almost entirely sex and the blocked bot being almost entirely politics is so fucking funny

Issette Lecture

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

Farmer’s market pierogis

In an extremely sad start to the year, yesterday Dandar’s, a beloved local LGS here in Humboldt County burned to the ground yesterday along with several other businesses. Arcata is a small town and this is hitting the community hard. giveahand.com/fundraiser/d... if you are able to help.

It’s fine to no call no show if your shift manager doesn’t have the Mandate of Heaven

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Christ what an asshole

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

every post on linkedin is like “Would Napoleon Bonaparte be a frontend or backend developer? I asked ChatGPT.”

Qween Jean’s Black Trans Liberation Kitchen brings chosen family together over a feast.

I have a bottle of 2015 Dom Perignon specifically and exclusively for When It Happens.

I'm not a Christmas caroler myself but it's hard not to join in on the festive singing when I'm tagging along with my buddies

The Butlerian Jihad is going to be SO moisturized

UW Allies for sealed RCQ at Cardboard Castle in Eureka, CA

Farmers’s market frybread & gravy

@murderxbryan.bsky.social is this true

Every Temur deck I build ends up being Izzet Prowess with a worse mana base.

Nice reply "owning" me, unfortunately you parsed 2 levels of irony but missed completely the third, wherein it's clear I'm making fun of the persona your reply intended to critique. That being said I'm still hurt to an almost unimaginable degree

All That Remains Further Seems Forever Sufjan Stevens The National The Hold Steady

Anyone who’s ever worked in a restaurant kitchen can smell this photo through their phone