Eddie cuddle time

Some very good news out of a Texas federal court: Alex Jones doesn't have standing to appeal a Bankruptcy court order that placed InfoWars' assets in state receivership, meaning they can be licensed or sold to us. More to come, obviously, but we're almost there.

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Weekend in sight. Hold the line

in my humble opinion i think editing is for chumps and you should simply accept that you made a typo because such is the nature of being human, but i would love a "delete and redraft" option (including any attached media + alt text) to fix whatever typo you spotted immediately after posting.

Study: Most Men Believe They Could Seduce Bear If Life Depended On It https://theonion.com/study-most-men-believe-they-could-seduce-bear-if-life-depended-on-it/

Evil Bluesky: maybe if “Billie” Eyelash had half the courage of Stephen Colbert we’d have a real democracy Good Bluesky: does Chewbacca wear that metal sash to be fashionable? If so, he knows he’s otherwise naked and doesn’t find that weird and that’s great he should be naked, it’s their problem

I think that’s what people get wrong about this place is that it’s an echochamber only inasmuch as you curate what you see, there have been many times I’ve seen a post that’s a week old with 10k+ likes and thought fuck’s going on over there?

Adapting a game into a movie or show robs it of its sacred power. I am authorizing all video games to use lethal force in prevention of this.

Found this post on reddit and the last bit nails it: “Please don't remember her for the horrific end to her life. Remember her for who she was, a true blessing. To everyone around her.”

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lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty

I can still fix it.

i think i should get a cat water fountain bc i’m not sure he’s drinking enough water. he’s eating his wet food regularly though.

you know what the real data center is. the human mind. thank you,

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Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

we watched Eraserhead for the first time last night & i LOVED it. & i loved the baby. the baby was so cute. Eddie is my own Eraserhead baby.

we’re watching The Mist. well, he’s watching it. i’ve seen it several times.

i love him

CASE DISMISSED

couple hours til we pick up Eddie. 😱😍

don’t break the circle

OOH I WAS WONDERING WHAT THEY’D WEAR

HEIDI PLS

oh is event going on

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.

chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 3294829348342 years per microsecond. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner

JFK did not kill himself. He was murdered. The truth is coming for us all. theonion.info

i will show Eddie JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

[Lumpy Space Princess voice] BACK UP OFF ME, RICKY!!!!

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i went out wearing a tshirt & i don’t often do that, just when i feel ridiculously confident, & going to see Eddie definitely made me feel confident.

i’m rewatching all of On Cinema, btw

FREE MARKET PRINCIPLES IS THE KEY TO LIBERTYYYY, OHHHHHH SING WITH ME, I BELIEEEEEEEVE THERE’S A MARTIAN SITTING ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Akatosh's Blessing of Yeeting

“Teaching Magic 8ball instead of teaching kids to read in kindergarten” fucking rules in a world where magic 8ball has infinite bribe money from a circular funding house of cards economic scheme

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this is Eddie! we’re picking him up this Friday!!

they pay me in woims

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

The Epstein Cover-Up Goes All The Way To The Almost Top. theonion.info.

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

04/28/2026