squirrels had taken shelter under my car during the storm

watching wake up dead man and expecting mila kunis' hat to grow between shots

ough.

county downgrqded to. alevel 2 today but my car is under 2' of snow and they havent plowed since yesterday morning

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.

Biting them

i fussed at her bc she gripped my kneecap and bit me but now shes being a sweetie

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

goopy boy over here is a little chilly this morning with the snow and was wiping his wet nose on me :/

its COLD out there please give me a level 3 so i dont have to drive tomorrow

🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping. What are your thoughts on this?

this reminds me of the way i’ve seen susan bro speak about her daughter, heather heyer. when a fascist murders your child, you aren’t allowed to just grieve. you have to defend their memory, even their very grave.

drawing devora yet again

the regime considers all resistance violent resistance. you chanting while holding a sign and carefully remaining on the sidewalk is as worthy of the death penalty to them as someone throwing a Molotov.

EVIL WIZARD: your going in the time loop ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're* ME, CHUCKLING: you're*

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

local ai data center is going to be built by butt construction. be so fr

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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

we were having issues logging into our bank for a couple of days so I called them yesterday AND bc we had a credit card charged off from them we lost the 'privilege' of getting a checkings account/online banking and the collections woman I talked to cussed me out. We reported it to a manager and

Online became a lot more tolerable when I rejected fake ideas like "open discourse" and "starting a dialogue" and embraced a Morrowind quote instead

pls share!! cross-posting this from twt for my dear friend kai his dog, coco, needed an urgent procedure done, and the severity of damage to her mouth resulted in an untenable bill. he’s also juggling law school, so any help is appreciated! kofi: ko-fi.com/cocobeanz other platforms in screenshot

Stephen Miller and JD Vance are inseparable from President Donald Trump at Davos this year. Constantly tightly flanked by his two closest advisors, he’s sporting a fashionable new pair of sunglasses and looking healthier than ever

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

plagued by thoughts of the baratheon rave tent

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This is Chunk Norris. He's a big cheeked man that made a poor life decision one night being greedy with wet food. But that decision has had positive outcomes. #CatRescue #TNR

I forgot to post these, but months ago I did some tests for stylized dialogue in POTBRR. My goal is to make this visual novel feel as much like reading a 70's Showa-era manga as possible! 🖤

oc creation process: 1: make a beautiful woman 2: ? 3: everyone is in love with her now

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no sensitivity on this pen I have until I can get a new apple pen but I needed to draw her

BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting

The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.

opportunity

US ICE agents have been using tear gas on protestors in Minneapolis. There's been plenty of tear gas misinformation flying around on social media; here's a summary of the chemistry and the best way to get rid of it (TLDR: water): www.compoundchem.com/2020/06/09/t... #ChemSky 🧪

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

When the moonlight leaves the lake, she will be a swan once more. 🦢

sir please put some pants on

i don’t know how to make sense of the world we’re living in. i write stories about the past. this one is, in its own way, my love letter to minneapolis. we who struggle for justice have always been stronger and braver than they are. we’ve always fought back. and we will always, eventually, win.

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

omg finally remembered #wipwednesday (ignore my editing notes I'm the world's laziest editor and my process is insane)