tfw you are gonna be unemployed for the rest of your life

Friendship? Adventure? Going fast? Sorry but I don’t believe in such childish concepts. I think all you grown adults losing your mind over the blue cartoon rodent doing PR work for a gambling company should watch or learn Naoki Urasawa’s Monster and get real messages like nihilism.

How various DQ characters would react to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock 🤣🤣🤣 Yangus: COR BLIMEY! He just went up and slugged that guy! Terry: I understand. The desire to protect a loved one can take someone to unfortunate places. Kiefer: Look, I have 1% Dejan DNA so it’s perfectly fine for me to

When me and my brother were teenagers, we would often argue over who gets to ride shotgun in the car. I suggested a compromise where I get the front seat on odd days and him on even ones and he agreed. Unbeknownst to him, doing this granted me the front seat for more days. Master manipulator at work

Area Woman Said ‘Sorry’ 118 Times Yesterday https://theonion.com/area-woman-said-sorry-118-times-yesterday-1819576089/

"I'm so glad they got rid of Dragon Quest VII's long ass intro in the remake" Ok now replace "Dragon Quest VII's long ass intro" with "the Twin Towers." Not so funny anymore, is it?

Passive media observer who is really excited to consume their first media

last night i dreamed i was playing the next dragon quest and there was a village where all the npcs were white people speaking in patois

if you notice me muttering “gomensai, gomensai” to myself while im cracking you it is YOUR JOB to ignore me and let me just work through it. this is a delicate situation and i need space to navigate it

Girl who's going to be ok🙏

Is grilled cheese with garlic butter good

When you are being mean to me this is who you're being mean to :(

Monster 2: Return of Johan

4 Lakota men were kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis. 3 of them were taken to what used to be a concentration camp for Native people, and the only people talking about it are other Indigenous people. I am angry but mostly numb, I am so used to this at this point. We are always forgotten.

Bad Bitch Blasters pfp followed me 🥹

Fav - A Link to the Past, in my opinion it just has the perfect balance of tight design and a big world that's constantly fun to explore Least Fav - kinda want to do a contrarian pick but it's probably just Zelda II or Phantom Hourglass. I still think they're both cool games though

heartbreaking: you finally got into your ideal petplay scenario! but the dom keeps calling you their "discord kitten" and it really turns you off

#ikesoren bridal duo for @charmwitch.bsky.social 🙏

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

Portrait #Umineko #うみねこFA

Was thinking about the Citan genealogy tree again and realized that there should really be a third branch starting in Xenosaga with Shion (given her and subsequent characters filling in the mechanic/tech guy role that Citan takes on). Obviously that's not as central to his character but yeah

just opened up backloggd to write a short review and it seems like most people hate this one??? I legit don't get it, I thought it was really cool

I am so back and forth on this game lmao I can't remember the last time I felt like this about anything

Looking at job boards again now that I'm back from vacation and I swear it's gotten even worse, there's hardly anything and half of it is just AI bullshit 💔

Xenoblade Warriors would be my personal 9/11 I hope they do a sports game instead

why is there a snowgrave hamsterjak

lebanne: dont lose to jacinthe… she’ll make you wear a maid dress… and feed her… and tongue bathe her after battles, not even MENTIONING the- jacinthe: yeah i just told her gg after she lost idk where everything else started

Tired but I don't feel like sleeping #fuckedup

please experience 2023 shulk moe that i made up

* One of the most interesting characters in all of Fire Emblem * The most insightful adviser in his respective army * Immensely loyal to his lord, was there through thick and thin for two games * Part of a goated yaoi ship * Merlinus Pic unrelated

kinda hate that “performative male” has outpaced “gay for pussy” in our collective lexicon

Video gayming

Stickers you can immediately hear.

secret god of undyed roots #東方Project

Beat my first game on UFO 50! It was Planet Zoldath, man what a cool game

Silkslop reigns supreme

mom told me the other day that she likes drake music

"Is Rance Woke?" - the greatest thread in the history of vndb, locked by a moderator after Sengoku Rance was deemed to have too much gameplay to qualify as a Visual Novel.

Experimental post: Do Me a Solid (Color) A collection of facts about instances of characters from Mario games becoming a solid color for various reasons, featuring e.g. the 21 Invalid Salmon Brothers and Backwards Blue Wario.

Meow meow meow

color palette practice #ellyocs

if she's your woman then why is she my thematic parallel

Notice a common link between a lot of the most acclaimed shonen arcs? Chimera Ant: Gon gets mad at and wants to kill a they/them (Pitou) Shibuya Incident: Yuji gets mad at and wants to kill a they/them (Mahito) FMA Final Arc: Roy gets mad at and wants to kill a they/them (Envy) Very worrying trend

$10 best buy credit but idk what to spend it on...there's not much I want rn and I don't know if it's wise to pre-order anything right now

Serebii Update: Official artwork of Mega Starmie, Mega Dragonite, Mega Meganium & Mega Feraligatr serebii.net

To FE newcomers playing Path of Radiance for the first time and enjoying it, you can look forward to the upcoming Tellius 3: Soren Marries A Woman. The interesting thing about this one is that it actually confirms that he’s gay and more so seeks to place the character in a challenging situation.