i ask a question to the stars the same color as your clear eyes the answer born out of the history built by god tastes like sand #ffxiv #meteion

whoahhhh what a weird april fool's dream....its as if i was channeling some freak crown prince with ennui....huh..... (thank you all for bearing with my shenanigans, here was the man of the hour himself!)

i should have not told him to do a backflip.

@ warrioroflight i think you should be miku. please respond y/y

(dies) (wakes up) (finds that i have woken up in a completely different body) (finds that my body is actually missing and is possessed by a completely different guy) you know. life might as well just be like this

i have had ENOUGH of this wretched little gremlin of an ascian.......do inform me as to why he is the way that he IS!! a nuisance in violet, and a buffoon to boot!

@ warrioroflight forgot to inform you following my excursion within your body. please do get acquainted with the garlean invention they call 24-hour deodorant

my friend....will you consider my attentions now? would you? ...please? pretty please? [no response] [walking away] [returning with a cool-ass giant scythe and a cape] was that dimwitted garlean fellow bothering you

they are not forgotten nor are they worthy to consider as opponents, but i have therefore relocated them to my mental tier of, as the clown has suggested, "KEEP SLAYING, QUEENS"

"zenos, you're only 26 and you should be at the club" if the club offers the thrill of dancing near death, souls igniting with boundless indulgence and fury, sharing each other's rapturous breaths in clashes over a field of fire and blood- oh it does? hm.

by whatever do you mean. my great-grandfather has passed! .... surely you jest. surely you....(squinting) surely... (squinting extremely hard) ..........................................no. must be another fellow

who is even going to clean all this up

the clown has requested i do some sort of..."tier list". behold. feast your eyes. know you are beneath me. (unless you are the wol then disregard this)

jester. come hither. share this post amongst those brainwashed supporters you have. it seems charged with some cursed energy...tch. i shall not have my friend ignore my requests. any kiss shall only be a small bonus to the fire of battle they will bring to me

so i murdered my tutor as a child and caused widespread destruction and ignored that idiotic notion called "politics" he tried to ingrain in me but nooooo apparently my brief little stint of being a fan of les miserables when i was but twelve years old was too much for father

i will never support women's rights. i will only support their wrongs. if a woman comes to me asking for power to decimate her enemies and cause carnage widespread, i will immediately give her a promotion

"you don't even know your dear rival's name" you speak to me with such asinine certainty i wonder if you were even born with with a brain. of course i know what it is. first name "warrior" last name "of light"

it comes with no enthusiasm that the clown has insisted i learn "technology" with "posting on the internet". how pathetic. then again. my friend.........my enemy.........if you are out there...how do you say it. "slide into my dms"?

charm sketch... please squish this lizard with me

fandaniel: i think we should die! i think we should all die. let's die, everyone. dying is great. dying is a must. die die die! it's die time. it's die o'clock. going to eat a dieburger at my local die-ner. haha! death zenos: zenos: eh fandaniel: fandaniel: what's fucking WRONG with you

Lyse. #marchofxiv #ffxiv

hi ff14 players !! me and my friend coco are doing an ff14 merch interest check, answers ++ reposts are super duper appreciated! link below ☝️😏

Okay the parallels of Emet-Selch designing Garlemald as an imitation of Amaurot is fucking genius, but also now I'm just thinking of Emet-Selch wistfully gazing out over The Tempest thinking forlornly about the bodega he'll never get to order his breakfast sandwiches from again.

Halmarut #art #ffxiv

zenos #marchofxiv

sheltered gridanian native who has never left the place until now: stay back, friend! oh, thank the gods, i think this metal monster is asleep...good. we're safe for now garlemald native: garlemald native: you mean the fucking car?

zenos fans be out there seeing a screenshot of some guy looking up at the moon and they'll go omgggggggg JUST LIKE EVIL PRINCE POOKIE THINKING ABOUT HIS BESTIE/WORSTIE 🥹🥹🥹🥹

(yoship voice) we aim to create true fantasy throughout the many mystical enchanted lands of eorzea. now onto our next adventure. you'll experience a vicious concrete jungle where lies are truth and monsters lay in the hearts of men. that's right. new york fucking city

#FFXIV Halmarut🥀

this is all bc i couldnt do the second eye #fandaniel

Back in the days of PARADISE we loved having the screams of the damned echoing from the torture dungeon as background noise

when emet hypes up ancient society as this paradise of paradises, and then when you see his recreation and its just a regular city with regular people at a regular dmv. but that's the whole point. its been thousand of years. at that point, you'd miss the dmv too

people be saying elpis was a perfect wonderful society with nothing wrong like it didn't have a whole dungeon where they shoved the fucked up Horrors into while lahabrea in the background of said dungeon was having 50 mental breakdowns in the span of 24 hours

to add onto this: hythlodaeus is clearly not a bad person, but it is skewered esp in the side stores how his general pleasantness does lend to a certain kind of callousness. a lot of ancients are like him! no rocking the boat! and that's not a good thing

#foulques of the mist #ffxiv

the jokes about hythlodaeus being emet's "dead wife" get a chuckle or two from me, but i do worry that's like. all that he Is to people. he's a guy who gets framed as Important to Emet but his characterization and what it says about Ancient society is something i love seeing more

i need the wol to get hurt more in 8.0. i need a quest that makes in from the cold look like in from the mild and pleasant day, and every time someone complains about it they should add another worse wol suffering quest

cozy sweater!! i think he'd eat cake if wol made it for him #ffxiv #zenos

yay my mini guys came in… and my pookies… i reprinted a small handful of other charas too but im too lazy to go get them

lrt ERIC MY LOVELY FRIEND ERIC!!!!!!!!

Gimme more women. Gimme evil, malicious women who do not die. Gimme stubborn, arrogant women. Gimme naively optimistic women. It's been dude-dominated for most of the expansions I want more women.

i always did approach ffxiv with the intention of making a wol to interact with zenos, but it did evolve towards a more intricate idea that zenos, who has no connections with other and yet yearns for it, finds that very understanding he craves in a being that isn't even human in the first place

waking dream #ffxiv

a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever