really wish that emet had realized the Fandaniel Problem early if only because it would be like fandaniel: life! doesn't matter! hoo hoo! emet-selch: haha! oh what fun! so true, fellow ascian! (bending over to elidibus and whispering) we have to kill this clown right fucking now

nonagon infinity opens the door!

person who played 10 hours of ffxiv: you gotta get into foulques from the lancer quests person who played 500 hours of ffxiv: you gotta get into emet-selch person who played 20000 hours of ffxiv: you gotta get into foulques from the lancer quests

(old) hermes :)

Shout out to how much of a marriage proposal Zenos's fakeout truce offer is originally, good lord

I told you I'd turn Zenos (bonus Shinryu) into Hollow Knight Bugg

#FFXIV #FFXIVart #EndwalkerSpoilers a lingering sympathy for vicious beasts

zenos and his statement of "would you be "happier" had i a "good reason"?" is one of endwalker's most memorable quotes, but there's an aspect to it that i don't see many talking about....so! here's a 🧵 for you:

zenos would honestly be one of the best trans allies in the game. you meet him after you transed your gender and he's just like "so you have unlocked your most prime form, my friend! splendid! this battle shall raze the stars!!" and then he proceeds to fight you for 274682 hours

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going to make a thread on one of my fave zenos quotes maybe later today because i love zenos and i cannot fucking shut up about him

the son that the emperor wanted #ffxiv

i love that zenos knows he's a bad guy. other antagonists will make hour-long speeches about their own tragedies and how justified they think they are. not zenos. he's like those atrocities? ruining your life? destroying the world? he's like that's all me baaabyyyyyy

post a FFXIV meme made by YOU (ignore the Creature)

post a ffxiv meme made by you

The clock stopped ticking forever ago #ffxiv #ffxivart

lemme pay this forward by also recommending one of the best to ever do it: xiv.quest which features the full msq, dialog trees, and optional dialog between quests as well as some side content. there's some good people out here putting in the work to make xiv's lore and story easily avalable to all

(THE BIGGEST HUGEST MASSIVE GENERAL FFXIV SPOILERS DON'T EVEN LOOK DON'T EVEN LOG ON JUST LEAVE) can't believe solus zos galvus was emet-selch this whole time like. fucking hell

chat bubble settings are in: character config -> log window settings -> 'chat bubble settings' under the 'time stamp' settings

「Can you feel it?」 #zenozumi

what's that behind you, thancred? #ffxiv #ffxivart #thancred #lahabrea

💚💜 | #khiariposting #ffxiv

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I'm looking through my old files and I'm crying why did I do Elidibus like that

Hermes I'm gonna be so real with you I have no clue how someone with your self esteem issues became the chief of anything

best expansion ever #dawntrail

He's so pretty when he's being ugly yayyy (warmup)

What a pitiful cycle. Man feeds his essence into the hollow of a machine and, like swine lust after rotten scraps, he gnaws mindlessly on what is regurgitated and calls it truth. He asks questions not to seek, but to be soothed. Not to know, but to gorge himself so he may grow fat and numb.

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well. i asked zenos yae galvus and he said "is it not pitiful to place your very existence onto a mere machine? is it not enough to search for the meaning of the dredges of your life through the spilled lifeblood of your enemy? you fucking fool."

(me sitting on a dilapidated porch musing as i see a storm approaching on the horizon) you know. we used to live in such simple times, didn't we. like jesus christ. it really felt like it couldn't get this fucked up. i mean, conquistadors? really? (the skeleton next to me doesn't answer)

Ty for this OP! I’m Mise, I like to draw the Ancients a lot! Sometimes I draw my WoL. Mostly I just draw the Ancients~

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#zenos sora kinda finished (im too lazy to continue)

(fandaniel voice) hi. i just met you! and this might be crazy! but i'll be your dog. your hunting dog. you can put a leash on me even. maybe.

labubu is a lore accurate lalafell name

#ffxiv strategy meeting

nvm i found out who celebrates it

as a heads up for viera and hrothgar players: you can't wear the hat, meaning you'd be effectively paying 6 bucks for just the gloves

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sliding five dollars over to yoship to include the forbidden post shb scene of fandaniel waking zenos up with an airhorn

having a wol is a very fun and rewarding experience because sometimes you are putting them through the crush setting on the blender of life for fun and sometimes you are out here reenacting this post to a T

"character birthdays don't mean anythi-" everyone BE QUIET and say HAPPY NAME DAY to my wol nathaniel horn!!!! (also the release date of The Thing (1982))!!!!!!!!!!

zenos: wol, do you want to know how i've been spending my time before our battle? hula hooping. i've mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the oopsie-doodle. wol: why are you telling me this? zenos: because no one will ever believe you wol: you sick son of a bitch