YOU WOULD DOWNLOAD A CAR

computer, uncrash program

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Thank you everyone for a truly enchanting weekend of fun and friends. All 1,288 of you wonderful attendees helped raise $19,254.74 for our amazing charity in our biggest year yet! (We'll have a high res photo available soon)

You would not believe your ears If ten million fireflears

Look at this handsome boye drawn by the one and only @vetivernakamura.bsky.social

You know what Tumblr account I always enjoyed was Best URL on Here. What's that fellow up to I wonder

🌻 #myart #furryart #doodle

Hoodie :3 Multi-Slot Available here! artistree.io/feve

goober

Laboratory designs made for Gareth Edward's Jurassic World Rebirth.

When's BlueSky gonna add BALLOONS

i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it

we have sinned to greatly. our punishment is that we will never have a mobile phone that looks like this

Everyone look at my son

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.

PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON IS UPON US

Rainy day in Chinatown

Baby! <3

all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe

Emo Furries.

this is taking too long aaaaaa

Somewhere in Iceland.

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

Tail that slams AND bites

i'm the guy who invented the spike traps that pop out of temple walls. i hate my job. every day my boss says "why haven't we killed any archeologists" and i say "they haven't invented that yet." they pay me in tomb juice. i hate tomb juice. honestly i might just start working on my big boulder idea

Next up is an extremely ill advised fullsuit outing in hot August Missouri weather I did with @kezl.bsky.social and @sprocketderg.bsky.social the other weekend! All of these shots are of Kezl 📷 #photography #filmphotography #believeinfilm #filmisnotdead #fursuit

MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry

brand new diner serves coke the normal way

Well look who's here~ 🧡

I don't know why this lad is building a subterranean city for cats, but I'm all for it.

Yesterday @kivazard.bsky.social and Dolphy became officially a married couple. And this is my contribution to both of them! I hope you have many, many, many amazing years together! So happy for both of you <3 #Art #Love #Couple #Wedding #Lizard #Shark

Picture for lottery winner from telegram

"Hey Axle, keep up! You're lucky I don't charge for these tours." Procyon insists that this is the 'scenic route.' #TheNightShift #comic #furry

you got it boss

I already have a "team of Ph.D. level experts" in my pocket. It's called being in a discord server with a bunch of furries

Solemn Sunset - for Dee!

Constitution Sections on Due Process and Foreign Gifts Just Vanished from Congress' Website 🔗 www.404media.co/constitution...

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

Rufus the Opossum

Spotify can't "force" you to do anything if you know this 1 easy trick:

Felt like postin' this one again, show you the maus can be a real PUNK 🎨@ Angusburgers / PaulMcIcedTea

"cloud services" this, "microservices" that, we should have one service called "the computer" and it should do what I want

We out here for #FursuitFriday 🐺: @/Banditi3402 on Twitter