Oakland solidarity

The President is a multiply credibly-accused rapist who was held legally liable for being a sex-creep & Epstein didn't kill himself, but @accuracy3rd.bsky.social had a rollicking conversation w/ 3 notorious DPWs you can listen to, for better or for worse. accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-bb03-dru...

I really hope that @nkjemisin.bsky.social knows that one of the streets at Burning Man this year is named Jemisin.

Oh, you like Burning Man stories? Well here's 6+ hours of Resto stories. There will be a quiz, so pay attention. accuracythird.com/2025/04/09/s...

Drop everything! They're cuddling!

Meet the Burner, beauty, and attorney who you can blame for the continued existence of Burning Man. Right now on @accuracy3rd.bsky.social! accuracythird.libsyn.com/s08-e05-full...

just over here photoshopping muppets onto the cover of elle magazine: thread

A new season of Accuracy Third has begun: accuracythird.com/2025/01/08/s... Take your mind off of the rapid collapse of everything we know with some charming Burning Man stories from SNAFU

Am I Based, God? It's Me, Elon

Cops paid for Daniel Penny’s legal defense. The National Police Association (their “union”) proudly covered Penny’s legal fees, hailing the murderer as a “Good Samaritan.” Folks! Murdering and caging Black people is the whole point of our militarized policing system. Can’t stress this enough.

Mike's got the truth of it: www.michaelmoore.com/p/a-manifest...

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You have never made a film before and it would take a long time to figure out.

Here I go, posting hog on main again.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to representative democracy. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

NEARLY dust free. Only a couple dozen more showers to go

Joe Biden stepped out on stage, cleared his throat, threw his shoulders back, and announced to a rapt nation that

🎶MY LOVE FOR YOU LIKE CYBERTRUCK BERSERRRRKER MORE WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO FUCK BERSERRRRKER

Just found out about my great great great grandparents, Sarah and John. In a bowtie, I land about halfway between them.

Old pups and hairless cats have an equal love of blankets.

Dr Worm wants you to know he's feeling a lot better and should be back to work some time next week, maybe the week after.

adulthood is just an endless loop of waking up and vowing to be productive, getting distracted by global collapse and pornography for 12 hours, berating yourself for being unproductive, doing a single load of laundry but forgetting to put it in the dryer, then eating dinner standing over the sink.

Non dual

I need to write the whole piece about this, but the thing to understand is that the NYT is now just Facebook. The platform dictates narrative to normies, is totally gamed by the right, and is still so ubiquitous as to be unavoidable even by those who see how broken it is. It's just Facebook.

San Francisco business owners: all the crime and drugs and homelessness is preventing our businesses from thriving! Those businesses:

man what am i even supposed to do here

Climate deniers be like…

You sleep beneath the ocean floor, You dream of eldritch times before When once you ruled the fervid Pleistocene. Your visage blinds the mortal eye, You live and yet eternal lie, In aeons even death may die Jolene

Gotta be Bernie

Greetings from beautiful Lake Lahontan

Last podcast of the season. Next stop: dust in all the places! https://accuracythird.libsyn.com/s06-e17-do-dumb-stuff-live-from-the-ranch

Humans thrive when we feel needed and wanted. When we do things for others out of love and kindness. This hyper individualist, austerity-driven society is not sustainable. Everyone, the ruling class included, will suffer and continue to suffer.

Come along on a fabulous, wild ride with Accuracy Third as we talk to Lady Day and bear witness to a Burning Man virgin doing it 1000% mostly right! https://accuracythird.libsyn.com/s05-e16-next-to-a-gas-can

Always label your cats in compliance with local ordinances.

"Though sequels are ubiquitous in both superhero and porn genres, and often derided as cynical cash grabs, LaserPecker 4 answers many questions left open in part 3, and is both narratively and erotically satisfying" -Zombie Roger Ebert

oppa heimer style [thread locked by moderator]

Got neither sundresses nor croptops, so here I am in a conversation dress and a tennis dress, plus bonus Dr. Worm in his jumper.

im going on a posting strike from here until the.y make every one not racist or whatever

Max is king of the catio

Part of the urgency of guaranteeing a big supply of affordable housing in our cities is so bosses can't credibly threaten "we will make you homeless if you strike" the way they can in a city where rents are $3000/month

Podcast album cover

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager