Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

(seeing Chewbacca on stage at the medal ceremony in A New Hope) hey what the fuck that's the guy who ripped my arms off when i won battle chess

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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power

Please don't call it that

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(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

Gen X, finally roused from its ideological torpor, gathers outside the White House. the police are called, the fire hoses are turned on them but they start drinking it and only get stronger

That msnbc guy got fired for saying these words

computer's memory hasn't been working right since i installed the bongwater-cooling system

If you are an elected Democrat lawmaker who has worked to advance the cause of liberalism and you get murdered by a far right nutjob along with your spouse and dog, Obama will say nothing. If you are a far right nutjob who called the Civil Rights Act a mistake and get shot, on the other hand…

April of this year: Matt Yglesias Tweets his support for a national ID system that allows the government to demand you prove your citizenship at any given time. Yesterday: Matt Yglesias finally realizes the downside of this fascist policy when he realizes this could apply to him too

Lot of in the Epstein/JP Morgan piece to cause revulsion. I’m stuck here: “even during his jail sentence, JPMorgan continued wiring money from his accounts to banks in Russia and Eastern Europe, where young women were being drawn into his sex-trafficking network, according to sealed court records”

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Every time anyone asks RFK Jr a question he doesn't want to answer he always says "i'D LiKe tO sEe tHe dATa" and the only thing I can imagine him doing with data is eating it

I got a mite peckish earlier.. i was waving some dust in front of him

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Yeah, this is definitely coordinated

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, hiiiii 👋😀 hi!! hiiii!! 👋🤪 wazzaaah hahaha 👋😙 ok here goes 😤😐 the dictionary defines torture as the infliction of intense pain to punish, coerce, or afford sadistic pleasure. ᴴᶦᶦᶦᶦ 👋😉 but my client isn't a dictionary. he's just a man trying to run a daycare 👋🙂 hey hi

It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates

burned my finger in the freezer. apparently the ice maker has a heating element that gets incredibly hot. it hurts

An Orange Crush for you all this evening, freshly encountered on my walk today. That first Phidippus regius molt where they start to more clearly resemble their adult form and colors but they're still small, and they're just expressive lumps of floof 🧡 #EmotionalSupportSpood

After Hurricane Katrina, it was discovered that white vigilantes went around just shooting any and all black people they came across after the news whipped them up about 'looters'. Here they are celebrating on camera. Over 600 ended up missing. Many of them likely shot by these organized gangs.

found something outside that looks like the bluesky logo. crazy

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - That must be incredibly hard. The arthropods are in silent and meaningless awe of you. Know that we are watching -- when you're tired, when the vision spins out of control. The insects will be looking on. Rooting for you.

if i had a time machine i would go back to the signing of the constitution and tell the founding fathers that a roll of toilet paper i brought with me from the future was a miraculous new form of medicine and then i would watch all those guys eat the toilet paper

From The Archives: ‘New York Times’ Issues Apology For Reporting Palestinian Deaths

Honest question: Do newspapers and news sites have some sort of rule where names or proper nouns can never be used in headlines? Is there a measurable decline in engagement when attribution is tucked behind a click?

New drawing: Hire bike Notes on this cartoon: open.substack.com/pub/diagramc...

valve should make half life 3 but make it mostly quick time events

as soon as it's my turn in combat i get into position and cast lightning bolt with a 5th level spell slot

and remember guys, i'm hunting you for sport so i expect to see some sportsmanship out there alright, no tricks. no tricking me