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warrior cop
4 days ago
OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time
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Brandon Friedman
4 days ago
A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime
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SE Gyges
5 days ago
gotta say, "the modern right is built entirely around vice signalling" seems like a theory with legs
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Alejandra Caraballo
5 days ago
Polymarket has created a betting market on the use of nuclear weapons. Everyone involved in this should be put in prison for life.
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Esheru
7 days ago
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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Travis
8 days ago
What do you think the media reaction would be if an Iranian missile killed 148 schoolgirls in Tel Aviv.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹
8 days ago
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
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Kelly²
9 days ago
It’s wrong to vaporize school children even if Congress votes to approve it.
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Corey Rayburn Yung
9 days ago
Hegseth is wholeheartedly endorsing the core premise of fascism: industry, as part of the private sphere, must be subordinated to the military objectives of the state.
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Paul F. Tompkins
9 days ago
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
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Jerad Walker
10 days ago
Happy 30th birthday to Pokémon. Without it, the greatest Werner Herzog quote of all time would not exist.
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Mensa Test Retaker
9 months ago
recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life
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Velodus✨
10 days ago
A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death
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bort
6 months ago
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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Parker Molloy
11 days ago
Oh hey, this sounds familiar
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VHS Vault
14 days ago
VHS 1999 music recording TV frag : 9s
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priscilla page
13 days ago
it's molting season for RFK Jr
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More Perfect Union
13 days ago
This guy gets it.
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elia ayoub
15 days ago
Israel has been dumping herbicides throughout southern Lebanon as part of a concerted ecocide campaign to render the region uninhabitable. This has been going on for months with Lebanese journalists & environmentalists regularly reporting on it. The BBC: we don’t know why the Israelis are doing it
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public health guy
16 days ago
still unclear to me how the species made it this far
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embarrassing to even share a country with these people
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bridget
19 days ago
Wow Signal
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Richard Waite
23 days ago
Roses are red 🌹 Pulses are leguminous 🫘 They produce 20 times more protein per hectare 🏞️ Compared to meat that comes from ruminants 🐮
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John Lowe
20 days ago
He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”
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jenny tightpants
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GlaireDaggers🍉🏳️⚧️🎄
20 days ago
oh.... my god?? actual chart from
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...
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10,000 Motivated Rats
2 months ago
Is there any precedent for powerful people claiming that a nonsentient process has a personality behind it that only they and their fellow experts can understand and speak for and it knows everything and can do anything and wants to help and also it will destroy us if we dont give it what it wants
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Amy Hoy
21 days ago
douglas adams was our most accurate futurist
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Disco Elysium Quotes
23 days ago
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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Chad Loder
22 days ago
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Laura Jedeed
23 days ago
This is what authoritarians are never gonna understand: average, everyday citizens do not like watching paramilitary thugs brutalize children. All the vaporware memes in the world can't fix that for them
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Mike Fragassi
23 days ago
I'm assembling a team
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Jordan
23 days ago
US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.
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zach
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hammancheez
24 days ago
end qualified immunity and make cops carry personal liability insurance
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Letters of Note
25 days ago
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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thicc husband and father
25 days ago
you missed the best one
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rare and unusual knowledge you didnt know 🔵
26 days ago
oh my fucking god dude
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
26 days ago
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Jacqueline Sweet
26 days ago
BP agent Charles Exum bragged about his shooting skills and putting seven bullet holes in Marimar Martinez. Bovino emailed him the day of the shooting calling his service in Chicago “excellent.”
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jenny tightpants
27 days ago
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libby watson
27 days ago
if im being wheeled into the operating room and there's some fuckass AI scalpel gameboy in there you can go ahead and kill me normal style instead
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Moira Donegan
28 days ago
Reflecting on this, I think everyone should have the experience of getting documented proof that yes, in fact your enemies are conspiring against you.
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Jessica Pishko
28 days ago
If you pick an issue to hang your hat on, it looks especially weak to then give up on it. But also they picked an issue that is a symptom of the problem, not the problem. So really it's all just a circle of pointlessness, glad we got there together.
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Tim Onion
28 days ago
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
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Santana Abraxas
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