Ron Iver
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Super desperate for you to like me
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Miriam Posner
7 months ago
This is really the perfect use of generative AI: to create a report whose purpose is solely to exist as A Report, which no one is supposed to read because no one involved in its creation even pretends to have the slightest genuine interest in the actual facts at issue.
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Scientifically speaking, Miller High Life is one of very few physical fluids that make you want to go back and fight your old gym teacher
7 months ago
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It's so funny the gov gave us IDs that aren't good enough. "Hey great job on that driving test here's your ID but be careful it sucks and it doesn't work, congrats though"
7 months ago
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I am super allergic to cats and also cats are obsessed with me which I think is some sort of ancient greek mythological curse
9 months ago
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I love that like 5000 years ago someone invented beer and was like hey guys this old bread water makes you fucking shred at karaoke
9 months ago
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slate
9 months ago
alright everybody stand up for this person to sing a really hard song about the war of 1812 solo a cappella, if they fuck up it will haunt them forever. then weāll play some baseball
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onion person
9 months ago
putting live tesla stock updates on the TV and watching it go up and down with the homies like itās the superbowl
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Tal B. Lavin
9 months ago
the fact that people are being disappeared in the name of ""preventing antisemitism"" by a christian nationalist administration is making me nauseated and horrified in ways i cant even begin to explain
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Notice how whenever they "curb antisemitism" by making an example of people, it's always university protesters who don't say anything regarding Jews or Judaism and it's never grown packs of white men marching the streets with swastikas.
9 months ago
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[watching the super bowl two weeks after the Eagles never responded to the letter I sent them about how good I would be on the team] Me: I would have caught that
10 months ago
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Brandon Friedman
10 months ago
I can't tell you how many people told me it was impossible for Joe Biden to remove one guy running the post office
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I bet there are so many congress members like "oh man this is going to be great for my next donor solicitation email"
10 months ago
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Dem senators are like "this administration is dismantling our democracy. They must be stopped." and then when they're asked to confirm The Duke of Fascism to Secretary of State they're like "oh yeah for sure"
10 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
11 months ago
president trump please save digg dot com
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I hate that TikTok got banned, my partner keeps making me do all the dances now
11 months ago
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They're banning TikTok bc I made a video where I explained that technically a burrito is ravioli
11 months ago
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On the bright side, at least it can't get any worse. Hold on, I must take a comically voluminous sip of my beverage.
11 months ago
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed
11 months ago
Putting āguy who asked Adam Driverās character the question in the middle of a Megalopolis screeningā on my resume because nobody can fact check it
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When I was 10 the Flintstones vitamin was basically the Limitless pill
12 months ago
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Her: his insta explore is probably all girls in bikinis My insta explore:
12 months ago
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Sometimes twitter being overrun by weirdo chumps is actually very funny
about 1 year ago
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sky
about 1 year ago
I love remembering that I wrote a draft in the middle of the night
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Jon Drake
about 1 year ago
No I wont get up to pee, Iām too cozy. Iāll just lay here awake and think about how badly I have to pee
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"Joking about people you don't like being killed isn't funny. Real humor is voiceover videos of babies, car insurance commercials, and when people *I* don't like are killed"
about 1 year ago
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Jailer: You're gotta rot in here Me, loves fermentation: Good rot or bad rot?
about 1 year ago
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Jo
about 1 year ago
mugger: gimme all your cash me: lmao my WHAT?
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Jon Drake
about 1 year ago
They should keep making bigger bad guys for Reacher to face. Make him fight the Statue of Liberty
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It's hard to explain but when you're a millennial and you hear Phoenix you heal 10 hp
about 1 year ago
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My body is a temple but one of those fucked up ones where you sacrifice like half a block of cheddar and then the gods get mad that you did that
about 1 year ago
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Me and two other dudes at Whole Foods picking up oranges and inspecting them and putting them back over and over, with the shared knowledge that none of us know what we're doing
about 1 year ago
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Americano Oat Milk
about 1 year ago
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Mainstream media has no idea what they're talking about. First off, milk comes from cows not birds. Even if cows *could* get the flu, they wouldn't be able to get a vaccine for it since cows aren't allowed in CVS.
about 1 year ago
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nicky the friendly shark
about 1 year ago
made a pack of some of the funniest sharks in the sky šš¦
go.bsky.app/HQZTBxx
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He died doing the thing he loved the most- getting shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack
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about 1 year ago
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"You can't even say Merry Christmas anymore" actually you can! But I will find you.
about 1 year ago
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Unfortunately part of Bluesky being the New Twitter means that you all have to see my Spotify Wrapped
about 1 year ago
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mr potato
about 1 year ago
about to go stage at a rap battle and i see my opponent holding a file with my name on it i glance in the crowd and my therapist is there wearing a new fur coat
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Amy Ash
about 1 year ago
NSA agent listening to my house: she uses the same voice for all of the dogs. pathetic.
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Me: I just want to say that the examining room is really cold and that it's actually so normal sized. Like so normal it's insane. Person at the front desk just trying to get my insurance info: ok.
about 1 year ago
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soul nate
about 1 year ago
$100/night hotel: hi. we have you for 3 nights. checkoutās whenever. enjoy the 24 hour gym & pool that smell like chlorine & feet, in that order. unlimited breakfast - you can eat costco sausages til you die for all we care $275/night hotel: OHHH, so his royal highness expects FREE WIFI, does he???
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Me to my grandkids in 50 years: They don't make real music anymore. In the 2010s you used to be able to go "woooah ohhh" to any song.
about 1 year ago
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onion person
about 1 year ago
losing my mind
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soul nate
about 1 year ago
shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee
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slate
about 1 year ago
mind if i post a photo i just took
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I'm not a great gift giver because I can't tell the difference between me really liking something and that thing being objectively good. Every year my friends are like "Oh thanks, dried figs. The thing you've been really into recently"
about 1 year ago
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Jon Drake
about 1 year ago
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soul nate
about 1 year ago
can a man get a āhell yeahā for his thanksgiving lamb shawarma or has the woke left made that illegal
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Don't forget that the PLU for PlayStation 5s is 4011
about 1 year ago
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Blast Zone: Movies That Bombed
about 1 year ago
Nowadays toasters all have Bluetooth and wifi and Alexa. In my day toasters were two things: - Little - Brave
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