if i let youtube autoplay past 1am it starts dumping me on shit like "PERFECT SLEEP HEALING FREQUENCY (no ads) No Overthinking Welcome to Serenity"

Insane flex apnews.com/article/zohr...

fell asleep on the couch at 9:30 PM and dreamed they made a doctor who movie so fascinatingly bad that we all forgot to mind dinner on the stove and nearly burned the house down

Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder...

in my streaming adaptation of the Bible I’m spending the middle three episodes on a flashback explaining the trauma that led God to create the earth

this guy rules. i love reddit so much

keep getting served an HBO max commercial with truly the worst looking single second of jousting i've ever seen

New story up at GNS: A thousand years ago, a man became a god. Now, the king sends his daughter to die three times in hopes to wake as something new & dreadful. Read “The Last God of Talam Dor” by M.R. Robinson @mruthrobinson.bsky.social giganotosaurus.org/2026/01/01/the-last-god-of-talam-dor/

double decker

me seeing an article about the 25 Hottest and Most Popular Celebrities: haha who are any of these people? me seeing a screenshot of a horrible post by CeleriusAvignon8888, Based Viscount of the New Bayesian Duchy of Pure Reason: oh it's this fuckin guy again

If I send this to you, it means I am jubilant and all of my weird enemies have been defeated.

for the new year i have cleaned up my open tabs into a few common genres

Happy new year! fingers crossed you all have a great '26

"Yours is not the task of making your way in the world, but the task of remaking the world" my god what a line.

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

jfc this entire essay feels like a primal scream from my very soul

new year? no. old year. remember where you came from

Second set of highlights from November - four photos from ground level in #Iceland.

a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu

star wars and star trek fans are weak "boohoo our franchise isn't good anymore". there's never been a good tron movie and it rules

now you would think that blond prettyboy knight would be right up my alley, however, i fucking hate the white knight i do not wish to see him ever again, i cannot explain this, i refuse to say his stupid name either

dug into storygraph's AI use a bit more and made myself mad

After my son was born, my wife vowed to get good at video games so she can play with him, so for Christmas, I loaded an ambernic with a bunch of classics and gave her a custom case with a 20-page manual with instructions and a "Game of The Month" for both of us to play.

anyway i think my boss forgot to take our 1:1 off the calendar for today. i'm not the only one in the office but it's close

thank you truffle company for clearly stating your product contains gluten. just one question: where

I've waited 3 years to make this post

never actually tried to dig into the code of this one package bc their paper doesn't link a github just an install, but today i decided to check and a) their entire webpage is just a sourceforge project and b) they have a zip of their entire source

Normal sudoku rules apply. Draw a correspondence between the terrors of hell and the temptations of earth such that no row, column, or 3x3 box is without sin. Cells marked with a black star cannot be known without losing a part of yourself. Cells marked with a white dot contain consecutive digits.

Koyaanisqatsi is different than I remember

This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

In preclinical models, treatment repaired brain pathology, restored cognitive function, and normalized Alzheimer’s biomarkers (in HUMAN models as well). • case.edu/news/new-stu... The study has been published in Cell. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED. • www.cell.com/cell-reports... 🧪🧵⬇️

what's the phrase again? oh yes: easy game for babies

happy to declare that compression socks are magic and also that 20 hours is too long to be wearing them

hello from SFO home of the gluten free chicken tenders and probably some other things but that's what matters to me right now

wild that 67 has overtaken 69 as The Funny Number. I guess when it comes to 6, 7 ate 9

"You know what it is," the guy behind me says in a tone that suggests he has made a profound discovery, "the trees here, they only have leaves on the ends."

When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.

CHARLES DICKENS: Marley was dead, to begin with TWITCH CHAT:

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys

it's almost christmas

It’s the time of year when your bougie grocery store has the most fkd-up novelty cheeses imaginable. Goat cheese with gingerbread in it. Pesto gouda. Mango Wensleydale. Cheese law means nothing out there this week.

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Mumbling “Hill House, NOT sane…” to myself in the same cadence and tone as Gonzo in A Muppet Christmas Carol says “And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die…”

starting to think having to sit with my feet on the floor literally gives me a headache

flight #2! thank you for subscribing to mr's flight updates