This week at work is going to SUCK… it’s testing time

I love to see the life of a bigot in ruin

Gentle reminder…

Get my name out of your mouth Bot

My feed is making me horny

Pragmata commission. Thank you Capcom for the trust 🌙

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Good morning

Sorry (not really)

Seeing all these lovely cocks makes me wanna show off #fcf

I think I am gonna buy one of those new MacBook neos My current MacBook Pro is showing its age with a battery that just doesn’t wanna survive past 40%

It’s once again #LetterboxdFriday! Here’s my #LastFourWatched #filmsky

Hey in case no one's told you today, let me be the first

It’s Friday. Just a little bit of work then it’s the weekend Gonna make spaghetti and have a movie night tonight

The person in charge of Bluesky today

My Pride variant cover for Harley Quinn

Duh

No. YOUR rate limit is exceeded 🖕

My Bluesky is acting up

Good morning

Somehow, stupid feels good in a place like this

I wish people would tag their kink stuff… I have words blacklisted and yet I’m still seeing stuff I don’t want to…

Yikes. I thought we all agreed we are done with Nicki? Lame

First poster for Coyote vs Acme starring Will Forte, Lana Condor and John Cena 👀 In theaters August 28. Trailer drops next week. Add to your watchlist ➡️ boxd.it/JHdm

I am obsessed with this image It’s gorgeous

Good morning

Every time this bitch drops a memoir or any new info about her life she just gets worse and worse

Was gifted a first edition of a book I’ve been dying to read today! #booksky

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Watching Rooster on HBO and 😍😍😍

See? When a politician is accused of a horrible awful terrible thing They resign. Learn this lesson republicans.

"Oh thank god I can download this as a .webp!" -A purely theoretical person that no one has ever met

Place your bets: how long until Trump calls Jesus a woke loser after he’s picked a fight with the pope?

So it was bullshit and this guy and his wife made a whole fucking stink over nothing Fuck them.

Trump’s excuse that his AI image was him as a doctor rather than Jesus is proof he fully thinks every American is a fucking idiot And his base will believe it so I guess they are fucking idiots.

Dealing with spectrum Internet is making me so stressed out

I can’t believe I am on the side of the Catholic Church right now… What is going on?!

My kids assume that every book i pick up is “BOORING!” but I have assured them some are more boring than others!

I forgot to bring my coffee creamer to work… No coffee for me today Fuck

I am insanely jealous of Hungary

The Sunday scaries of spring break really feels like a vice grip around the heart

Iconic.

Marble League 2026 is on the horizon...🌸 Who's ready?! #ML26 #MarbleLeague #MarbleSports #Pinkies #Jellesmarbleruns

My hottest “I have no data to back this up” take is that phones aren’t making young people less happy. What’s making them less happy is living in a world where everyone is having their reality defined by recommendation algorithms that can only care about whether something keeps you watching.