What do you think? 🤗❤️

To all the fucking cycle breakers out there ✋️ this shit is insanely hard.

Creationists putting the dumbest people in charge of everything is them finally admitting Darwin’s evolution theory was right all along.

Life is but a dream. <nightmare>

Every #bluesky timeline needs a happy, smiling wolf... 😊 #dog #dogday

we could run towards each other from opposite ends of the pedestrian tunnel if you want to

My son has literally eaten everything in the house...condiments...everything

OMG OMG I WON THE DUMB BITCH CONTEST

They wrap themselves in the American flag while blowing their nose in it.

You can be excited with me for everything I’ve always wanted finally coming together or you can watch from afar while I revel with the folks who support it. I can cut my losses pretty easily at this point in my life. I’ve had plenty of practice.

I should get to sleep. I have a long day of pretending to work tomorrow

I went down to the beach and saw Kiki she was all like, "Ewh, " and I'm like “Whatever!" Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like, "Hey, aren't you that dude-?" and I'm like, "Yeah, whatever!"

Let’s be the flagship store in a mall that’s been closed and vacant for years.

A friendly message from those of us in rural states where all interstates are only two lanes. The left lane is for fucking passing only! It is not a driving lane to sit in!

Periwinkle is a pretty color and a fun word to say and type.

I woke up hungry for your words, though I hear their echo in the silence I sit with each morning as dew drips from the roof, onto my back. Between every caw I hear laughter, unmistakable in its breath. Your lilt, your giggle, your sweet embrace of those untenable physicalities…

The worst time to have a heart attack is when you're playing charades. RIP Uncle Cletus.

Beginning to smell traces of pumpkin-spice on the winds.

Let me get this straight, your comment IS the like? C’mon, share the dopamine.

They called them tampons, when crampons was right there?

Maybe I want to freak in once in a while

*takes it* off the boil* *life

Every time I open a jar of coconut oil, I take a temporary vow of chastity.

So many things rely on faith, The things we love that keep us safe; They have no form, no taste, no smell, To have been ill, then to feel well. But one thing really springs to mind, The power of just being... kind

It’s humpday here. What time are you coming over?