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i'm not donating in here with you. you're donating in here with me

I will match at least $1000 1:1 for Michigan during the Dark Match. Wolverines, get in touch to set up more matching either in duration or multipliers. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

HOOTIE HOOOOO

WELL, edsbscharitybowl.com

new solutions for a new age

Yeaaaah, uhh, about that, let's zoom in here

One more for the #CharitibundiBowl — In 2023, my former boss vetoed a ban on gender affirming care for minors in Louisiana … and 103 legislators overrode his veto and the ban went into law. So, $103 to Protect Trans Kids University in their (dis)honor @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Sams, we are currently 31st in the #charitibundibowl rankings and the graph only goes down to 20. I have no reach on this platform but surely we can rally the multi-gender Sam coalition and represent our many permutations proudly😤

This is what actual good fundraising and charity drives looks like. Current total is $1,599,987. 7% (SEVEN) of that are donations over $500. Take those out and last year’s record STILL gets smashed with $1,487,988. Your donation matters. Even if it’s $3.20 for the Baby I’m Burnin’ game score.

I got USM. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social #charitbundibowl

It’s surprisingly tough to isolate women’s names because there’s so much overlap (Alex, Chris, Jamie, etc) but the biggest group of probably-all-women is the Kate family of names and they’re #37 overall! (Also most big donors want to stay anonymous so we remove them before doing the name stuff)

who'd like to double it up??

And another. Here’s $92 plus fees for former Miami DL Mwanza Wamulumba, born in then-Zaire as the Mobutu regime crumbled.

$54.90 + fees. Ten cents for each article that Adrian Chiles has published on the Guardian's website. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

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@newap-georgia.bsky.social $113 for the 113 blood transfusions my diehard Michigan mom received during her battle with leukemia. And $0.10 because that score was funny as hell (both when we did it and Indiana did it). www.edsbscharitybowl.com

12/8/01 Hawaii 72, #9 BYU 45 + $0.01 for each Chad Owens return yard that game (342!) Pour out a Heineken in the South Lot for old Aloha Stadium. Mahalo for the memories! 🌈🌈🌈 @newap-georgia.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

This year we donate to PTKU in honor of Syd and Melody, two awesome people who run the damn ball every day. Let's get that $2mil folks. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Have to get these in while I can still convince myself the Franklin thing is going to work out… www.edsbscharitybowl.com @newap-georgia.bsky.social @lfn.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

WHO'S THAT COMING DOWN THE TRACK? A generous donor in red and black 😍

Shout out to the charity bowl! Over $1 million already, donation this year for a PSU pinstripe bowl win over Clemson that I watched while working a trauma call shift lmao @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Since I couldn’t donate to my alma mater, I found one of their biggest wins over a FBS school… www.edsbscharitybowl.com @newap-georgia.bsky.social @lfn.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

me the rest of the day hoopin with spencer

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Made it to Friday (barely) so celebrating by donating to help refugees. $10 for every passing yard by team leader Sean West in the Badgers 13-10 win over Washington in 2025. Sean West is the kicker. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

@newap-georgia.bsky.social I forgot to screen shot my reason so here is it’s. $69.63 in honor of Michigans National Title. No need to be extra petty because the fucking score board says it for us. Go Blue.

I made a Soviet Cat University logo, it was the least I could do

I know it’s twice in one week but:

Records were made to be taken off the shelf.

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Turn your sound on and click on Spencer’s face every so often… but NOT if you’re still at work! Or at least use headphones! Good lord.

A resounding message from a community who will never need their services that @newap-georgia.bsky.social’s work matters and is VALUABLE to the tune of one point five million dollars is something profound, beautiful, and badly needed.

real vulnerable moment on main — I LOVE what I do; it is my calling. But providing direct services to marginalized populations is baseline hard. In *these* times, it’s harder. And for the targets of *those* ghouls, it’s hardest. It takes an emotional toll on the people on the ground.

Finally, for those of you who are Fullcast listeners/victims, you may recall @edsbs.bsky.social somberly swearing to play basketball in public if we hit $2M. Further exploration of www.edsbscharitybowl.com will lead you to a new toy, in celebration of our anticipated victory

This also pushes us WELL past our $1.5M goal and into the $2M campaign. Y'all know what that means. NEW GLOW LOADING #gimmeafuckincyan

"Hate rhymes with donate" to quote a kindly donor from earlier

Niche

Here, in his own words, is how @ethanm.bsky.social asked for his #CharitibundiBowl donation to be distributed:

new toy unlocked, if you scroll down edsbscharitybowl.com

LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE BUCKEYES AND DESPAIR

What you might not have heard about is last year, when our longest-tenured Michigan donor decided to donate enough to every other school in the top ten to push Ohio State out This year, a DIFFERENT Michigan donor (@ethanm.bsky.social) has given us a sequel adventure, as we head into Dark Mode

[storytime] If you've been with the #CharitibundiBowl a few years, you probably remember the time Michigan fans got bored of simply running away with the game, and threw the back half of the week into running the score up for Slippery Rock

✴️✴️✴️orange intensifies✴️✴️✴️

Y’all I’m not why Michigan wins, it’s everyone else. I hope I can be why Ohio State feels bad though. That I hope to take some credit for.

No, babe

we have reached new levels of pettiness for good. This is incredible

Friends, Ethan has beheld Michigan’s lead and chosen to spread the glory around to several teams this year We are currently loading his donations into the leaderboards, stay tuned for a top 10 that’s going to look… a little bit different 🌝 Moneycannon.org

You really wanna see the next glowy thing