Since I couldn’t donate to my alma mater, I found one of their biggest wins over a FBS school… www.edsbscharitybowl.com @newap-georgia.bsky.social @lfn.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition

lmao

That’s Sabrina Carpenter

I’m 38 and I’ve never seen Titanic or Avatar

Vibes

What the Popeyes person sees for ten minutes straight while I wait for spicy

@rodger.bsky.social I just read your latest Substack. As a fantasy football penalty, a few buddies had to eat Joey Chestnut’s hot dog record (and only hot dogs; no other foods) of 84 dogs as fast as they could and tracked the results on Instagram www.instagram.com/84hotdogchal...

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @lfn.bsky.social As always, F*ck Lafayette #CharitibundiBowl

Happy April Fools’ Day, and happy *40th* anniversary to the greatest baseball hoax of all time. The legend of Sidd Finch. www.si.com/mlb/2014/10/...

Anything from Vampire Weekend

People have to have more control of their dogs… smh

@rileybreck.bsky.social impressive work

I think we’d be flying a “Kimchi / Dating Reality TV Shows” flag 🫡

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

Man, Costco is led by someone who is prepared to die over hotdog costs. They ain't scared of you.

Timely refrigerator magnet purchase from the MoMA Design Store: Chinese artist/activist Ai Weiwei’s “Study of Perspective - White House” (1995)

well, let’s see how the oregon duck welcomed tiktok back from its brief hiatus

with every bite of bánh mì they grow stronger