No one, and I mean literally no one, needs a $3billion stadium.

Someone check if he just watched The Addams Family

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4-0

Sunderland not even trying now lol

Igor Jesus looking for that Street Fighter sponsorship 😂😂😂

Stop. Using. AI.

Starting a petition to prevent the Dolphins, Jets, and Browns from being allowed multiple picks in the 1st rd due to the effect it has on my boredom 😴😴😴

ASS CRACK ON THE DRAFT 🤣🤣

Shocked, I tell you

Their pizza sucks. Their social media absolutely does not 🤣🤣🤣

£70m is actually less than expected. Given the connection to United I figured he’d start at £11,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Bro I swear the Arsenal fan base pats itself on the back in a way that I only see with MAGA. *use illustrative data that fits the future pat on the back* *laugh at other teams excessively* *pat self on back about shit that doesn’t make sense* Rinse/repeat

Marked up ad in a Brooklyn subway station

lmfao for so many reasons

The NCAA and ACC have conspired for the last 20 years to make sure that FSU Football doesn't repeats its dominance from the 90's. The 2013 team was (to their chagrin) so good even behind-the-scenes collusion couldn't stop them. But they got their revenge in 2023.

$31.17 for FSUs 31-17 win over Bama plus $40 for FSUs 0-4 goose egg start to conference play plus $50 for FSUs 5th place snub we will never get over

Very big indictment of Ohio that this buffoon rose all the way to U.S. Senator by never facing a real election.

Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.

Cool. My electric mixer stirs faster than my finger

This is as impressive as a baby shitting it’s diaper

By the way, Romeo Lavia stood on Bruno last night and VAR did nothing. Bruno even complained to the ref. Zero consequences. No replay shown on tv either. But if you mess with someone's hair bobble you're going to get sent off.

Oh thank god

Now I can smile

Bruno with a nice assist. Cunha with a solid finish. Not gonna get too excited yet

Spurs might FINALLY get their first win of 2026 next weekend They play Wolves 😂😂

Xavi Simons has resting crybaby face

"We want to bring people, their stories and their words to our table. And in our newsroom, that will be done without the use of artificial intelligence." Shout out for this level of transparency.

Will be a reckoning when fans realize THEY DONT HAVE TO BUY TICKETS

If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Last month in The Onion:

France passed a law requiring solar panels on every parking lot with more than 80 spaces. Equals 10 nuclear reactors Reduces heat island, shades cars The US -- 800 million parking spaces. Most of them are uncovered asphalt sitting in direct sunlight. Why aren't we doing this?

Olise just told Real Madrid who their daddy is with that goal

Vibes:

What in the actual fuck

But please, tell me more about how AI is the future 🙄

Jim Jones approves this message 🤦

Tennessee hates free speech. Snowflake shit.

Imagine if these journalists actually pushed back and called them the liars that they are. Imagine

Honestly science is always going to lose under this administration whose aim is to keep the populace as dumb as possible. It really is an idiocracy, not a democracy.

Who asked for this?

Former TIME editor Richard Stengel: “He is repeating every foreign and domestic policy mistake the US has made over the last 5 decades, but he’s doing it with a gracelessness, cluelessness, and corruption that has no precedent.”

“Carrick has no reason to complain” Are you actively stupid or just blind? Two of the literal worst calls in the league this season and that’s your take away? Has nothing to do with performance on the pitch. Good lord, Dick, get your head out of your ass.

The Birth of a Nation (1915)

Goddamnit

I genuinely don’t care that they’re just now upset with him. Head in the sand until he insults the pope? Ok Bob.

When asked to respond, Riley Gaines took the fifth.. which seems to be a pattern with her.