Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it. They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!

And you people simp for this chode.

Spurs lmao

The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns. The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.

This epic battle of ketchup vs. mustard is really making me relish my ability to change the channel

Pls keep Xavi Simons in your prayers. Ain’t nothin wrong with him, he’s just a bitch

What does this even mean?

Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza wins the Heisman Trophy. A historic night.

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

Hey old man @fsumanager.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Also, you’re old.

Not a movie role, but I’d seriously nominate Andre Braugher in Brooklyn Nine Nine

Never has a meme been more useful

Cmon Brighton and Spurs!

Ron DeSantis stole $36 million in state money "intended to assist needy Floridians" in order to brazenly campaign against ballot measures to legalize recreational marijuana and overturn the state's six-week abortion ban both amendments got majority support but fell just short of the 60% threshold

Republicans hate people in need.

No the fuck we don’t 😂😂😭😭

I’ve seen essentially this exact skeet every day since he was elected and yet that’s all it remains: someone bitching online. No one is doing anything about it. No one. This is why he continues to do whatever he wants.

Fire him tonight.

Congratulations you fucking morons

Who could’ve seen this coming? Btw, do we have all the Epstein Files yet? Was it worth it?

Patti LaBelle and her son Zuri Kye Edwards have wiped out more than $667,000 in unpaid school lunch debt, helping thousands of children across the United States. LaBelle called the act “a victory greater than any Grammy,” emphasizing that no child should ever have to learn on an empty stomach.

Watching ND and Michigan implode while no one is talking about FSU Football is honestly refreshing

Welp, it’s officially over.

fuck I can’t imagine what Notre Dame’s AD is gonna have to say to get some attention tomorrow

I’m hearing Bryce Underwood to FSU

BREAKING: The AP calls the Miami mayor's race for Democrat Eileen Higgins. Higgins defeated a Trump-endorsed Republican — becoming the first Democrat in nearly three decades to win the office.

Miami democratic mayors came back before the U

😂😂😂

Game over

It feels like everything dumb in the world is getting dumber and more inescapable.

😁😬

So proud.

National Champs once again 😎😎

FSU can win this game. Stanford is a better team overall, but they’re not unbeatable. Hope FSU pulls this one out in the 2nd half.

First Man United, now time for FSU. LETS GO LADIES!!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Good win for United. Still glaring inconsistencies and areas where we’re lacking, but needed points were achieved.

Can the commentator stop moaning

Heaven and Maz were having a rough game, these changes were absolutely warranted.

Brilliant goal. Finally.

Bring Licha and Yoro on, pls

My 2nd biggest complaint from the first half

There’s the bullshit

Need the hairdryer at half time. This is terrible from United against a really bad Wolves side

We’ve let them back into this game because they can smell the weakness

I’m not even sure what to say about that goal

How many bad crosses from Amad is enough for me to start criticizing him? Cause we’re at that number now.

The amount of shoving allowed by defenders on strikers, but not allowed by strikers on defenders, is honestly laughable. One of the biggest double-standards in football

Notre Dame’s AD is a WHOLE HOE

A new study has found that Chattanooga, Tennessee's decision to build their own affordable community-owned fiber broadband network has driven $5.3 billion in economic benefits back to the community. From my colleague and friend @seangon.bsky.social: