saw the US lost 4-1. made me think of how you were the 1-4 me and I lost you. hope you’re good you don’t have to text back.

honestly such a good bit to get the entire sporting world pissed at you and immediately proceed to shit your pants then do a few squats to really smear it around nice and thick

explains the $1M “Brendan Sorsby to be drafted in supplemental draft — YES” polymarket wager that just popped up from a new account

you might think it’s concerning that publix buffalo chicken dip is a major staple of my diet but me, I think it’s beautiful

using AI slop is a crime worse than the “days until FSU football” and MLK glove posts combined

we've got a sequel to the pacers' couple: this fsu fan being pissed off about something and then realizing she's on the jumbotron

lmfao for so many reasons

(ง︡’-‘︠)ง ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) having these shortcuts will finally payoff

obi saw a man on our neighbors’ roof the other day and it shattered his world. he’s been staring at it every single chance he could since, terrified that he’ll pop up again

I saw a license plate that looked like BOSS BABY and got so excited until I realized it was 80S BABY

Bookies ran into a Barstool’s ‘Big Ev’ and got brutally stiff mogged by him

perry the platypus fortnite skin releasing on my birthday is just furthering my theory we are all living in my coma dream

😔

love watching the noles

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

logging a movie on letterboxd after watching 80% of it through 10 second intervals on tiktok

fsu partnering with an AI company, just the news I was looking for! seminoles.com/news/2026/3/...

project hail mary lived up to the hype I’ve had for it since hearing the audiobook in 2022. beautiful cinematography, gosling on his a-game, a perfect adaptation

I don’t want bluesky to be good, there is no desire in my heart for it to be an app that I feel the need to check constantly. I want to log on once a day, see and everybody’s posts past the appropriate time for me to reply to them so I’m not tempted and then move on, like nature intended

miami (oh wow)

born too early to remember a world not decimated by social media, born too late to have been able to write a “why combination taco bell and pizza hut is an homage to gertrude stein” article for noisey

I’m afraid to report this is delicious

give luke loucks everything he wants and more

miami (oh no)

[lays down on back in three piece suit and loafers] get down here and fight me, criminal

really speaks to my job search that getting a personalized rejection letter with kind words instead of simply getting ghosted is the highlight of my last 16 months

getting serious replies to my Travis Kelce jokes so here are the facts of the case: has Kelce's play dropped off: yes is Kelce good enough to keep playing in the NFL: also yes should Kelce keep playing football after the world's wealthiest, most popular musician wrote a song about his penis: no

neighbor switched out their Vikings flag for a Dodgers one???

sometimes I get real down on myself for not being where I should be in professional life, and even though he’s produced two of the most dogshit seasons of football I’ve seen, feels pretty cool to be in a situation where mike norvell knows my name and handed me a chocolate chip cookie

I kept thinking “surely this cannot got weirder” and kept getting proven wrong

literally .5 seconds after this he started licking his crotch

lol. lmfao even.

his eyes betray a story at odds with his smile

somewhere in a massachusetts suburb, a man is sobbing because not only are the patriots incapable of producing a singular productive offensive drive but gronk was just in a commercial in a buccaneers uniform

amazing cop at the antique mall

I blow her up………..balloons

for example, war

this is true cinema

posting this on linkedin is truly the most rovell move possible, this man deserves 24/7 swirlies

having a great time imagining the person who is *really* excited to hear jay paterno’s take on minnesota

PROGRAM IS SAVED

learned how to remove an embroidered patch from a good jacket that I had leftover from my previous employer because #nofreeclout

this is the hard-hitting journalism people need to be paying attention to

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