Sams, we are currently 31st in the #charitibundibowl rankings and the graph only goes down to 20. I have no reach on this platform but surely we can rally the multi-gender Sam coalition and represent our many permutations proudly😤

Finally, its Charity Bowl position matches its US News ranking

Honestly I just wanted the thrill of tripling a school’s total contributions so far. In looking up the mascot of Utah State, I learned that putting red rubber boots on the cow they painted blue “did not pan out”🧐 @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @jacketdan.bsky.social #charitibundibowl

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social I’m half-tempted to make Spencer assign me a college football team for rooting purposes, but it’s hard to not just support the fightin’ Blue Sharks

Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited

This might be the best thing they’ve ever done bsky.app/profile/dors...

David Simon said it best

@ktrn-lap.bsky.social HELLO it is me, lol, tell me of your Williams fandom and how you are suffering with the overweight car 💀

Taco Bell, you have the opportunity to shape literature in ways evil corporations have only dreamed of

LOOKIN GOOD ASTON MARTIN

Now that things are back up, I need to share with you all that Charles Leclerc's dog Leo was at his wedding.

Olympic highlight in this house.

god forbid a girl have hoggies

i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other

Love Discord being like "bro you didnt complete any quests this year" yeah man I dont know what those are and I'm working really hard not to have to learn

A man could die waiting for Max to give a spot back

@purpleelf.bsky.social hey you! I told Bee to bother you (and it worked) but now I am simply bothering you myself 👋🏻

throat goat

the menswear guy when a fascist dressed like a magician is mouthing off

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison