Day one in the books, let’s review the film

Opportunity of a lifetime available here!

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

What a BEAUTIFUL act of pettiness ❤️

Brand new advanced metric for the 2026 #CharitibundiBowl: Matt Density

Decided to make Liberty the only school with $0 in the #CharitibundiBowl @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Great first quarter team, keep making your blocks and tackles

You have a moral obligation to get this to $420,069 today

I can’t feel my face

*vine voice* Look at all these chickens www.edsbscharitybowl.com

OK so we’re gonna do this tonight huh

We don’t just say this to make folks who can’t afford to donate more feel better, we say it because it’s true: Charity Bowl works because it’s got ALL of us in it, not because we went out and found a few rich friends. (Rich friends, thank you, we love you too.)

Hey I wanted to hop back on this real quick to bring you guys some actual data from our first day back — we are rocking towards $400,000 in a single day, and so far 60% of those donations are less than $100. 92.5% of today’s donations are under $500.

#Mattiverse updates cont’d: The school that falls the furthest when Matts are removed is Baylor. They drop 63 (SIXTY-THREE) spots, from 12th on the actual leaderboard to 75th on the M A&T board

🚨 M A&T UPDATE 🚨 If you’re new to the game, M A&T University is an imaginary #CharitibundiBowl team that doesn’t appear on the leaderboard, but here’s what it would look like right now if every donor named Matt was on the same team. Current-ish top 10 on the left, top 10 with M A&T on the right:

gobsmacked

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

At 9:30 PM of day one last year we were at $200K. NBD, just trending at over 150% of last year's pace bsky.app/profile/jack...

Hi so we had some offline donations go through and

🚨hi, I don't mean to alarm anyone but we're tallying Day 1 of #charitibundibowl offline donations (that's everything that comes in via someplace other than GiveSmart – paper checks, corporate matching gifts, etc.) and there is a school prepared to make a SUBSTANTIAL leap ahead of Michigan 👀

finally someone besides Michigan and Purdue can get in on the moon-bragging

Just an army of Kyles and Matts here doing work

Not the first time A&M has been teetering on the brink of a loss to communism

UNSURPRISING: Michigan is this year’s first team to cross the $10K mark MILDLY SURPRISING: Unless something dramatic happens, Georgia is about to be the second www.moneycannon.org

IF YOU’RE IN LINE STAY IN LINE

not the first dome fight we’ve had on bluesky, the everything website but it is my favorite

[clicks stopwatch] took y’all 2.5 hours to break GiveSmart this year, beating our previous record by about an hour and a half

The Dome Enthusiasts have arrived

^^ this is to say — you don’t need a single world-beating donation to make a difference here. you need an army of folks with a few bucks and good hearts. Go get your people

DID YOU KNOW: In addition to being an incredibly generous human being, Matt is also the official cartoonist of the Charity Bowl! We’ll be sharing his rivalry cartoons all week

We already hit a 69 on 4/20. This is serious business this year

to the Georgia fan who donated in honor of Stetson Bennett's junior college yards from scrimmage: [reluctantly, but sincerely] ARP

Day one is FUN

…. BAYLOR????

this may just anger Michigan fans into responding early oh nooooo

Just a bunch of grown-ass adults about to raise a million dollars for folks in need

we did a TON of spring cleaning this year – credit cards/Apple Pay/Google Pay are now all accepted

Oh is your little sportsball group doing their little thing where they raise a million dollars plus for refugees and backstopping programs that should be funded by a government that isn’t riddled with fascists? Frat rejects that care so much about a game they donate big money to help people huh

Also a made up school called Protect Trans Kids University (go sharks) will finish at least the Top 5 if not the Top 3 www.edsbscharitybowl.com

The deadline is Friday. The goal is $1,000,000. Do we have what it takes?

This is true, follow me here and/or email me at harumphharumph at gmail and ill help you find a team

GOOD MORNING. The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is now live. #CharitibundiBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Go www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Hold onto your butts

Get your mind right

gm, charitable ones money cannon warming up on the launch pad www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwvA...

HELLO EVERYONE! A recap of how this PTKU store works (there are 2) 1) Go to protecttranskids.university 2) Follow the links to the stores 3) Buy PTKU shirts and stickers featuring the wonderful artwork of @mattsouva.bsky.social 4) Money goes to PTKU at the Charity Bowl

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.