UM being 10-0 on the road in conference given where they played is actually really impressive.

My favorite player to watch is back. I’m super pumped

One spritz and you’re magically transported to Athens Georgia and getting pulled over by campus police for doing 120 in a school zone

Like last year I’ll be spending the next couple weeks saying “transfer wizard” and surely annoying my family. I love this show

You can’t give up a counter attack goal up a man in the 89’. This is the old United rearing its ugly head

Or we could use that money and help people but we gotta cover up for our pedophile president and his sex crimes.

Oh hell yeah

Wow, @Wolves have scored in the 94th minute! ⏰ Andre has the goal, and they're back ahead against Liverpool!

This Wolves game is nuts

Wolves lead Liverpool! Hahahahahaha

That is out there. / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

Get the damn religion out of this wretched country. I swear that shit makes you dumb. I hate religion so much. It’s been responsible for so much death

Honey is so good. Shout out to bees man. Thanks for making sure we can live

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

We still haven’t even left the last 2 what are we even doing man

Shout out to whomever invented pockets man. It’s nice to have extra fabric on my clothes just to carry things.

Amine Boudri, Pass of the Week. God I love a trivela.

This track is the definition of flow and riding the beat. Common kills every verse youtube.com/watch?v=-aWS...

"WE HAVE FRIENDS EVERYWHERE" ✨ Minnesota United supporters unveiled an "Andor"-themed tifo ahead of a 1-0 win over FC Cincinnati in the Twin Cities club's home opener. Rebellions are built on hope 🩵 📷: Reddit/u/Legitimate_Treat9249

CF Montreal goal difference is already -8 two games into the season. At what point does the league step in and take this team from the Saputo family who clearly has no interest in competing? I’m assuming the other owners are fine with a guaranteed W every week but it’s a bad look for the league.

☎️ CALL FOR LISTENER QUESTIONS 📞 @hostedbyjhall.bsky.social & @aurban91.bsky.social are back this week to break down the first few weeks of Spring Training. - Kevin McGonigle's hot start - Max Clark catching heat over his chains - Concerns over lineup regulars? - Stock up/stock down - Opening Day

Yes. Has been for sometime. He’s the only one who actually tracks back. He’s a modern day Rooney

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Davis Fizdale on NBA network thinks the Sixers will make the finals and thus showing why he was a shit coach and on late night cable tv. He sucks.

Your outright Big Ten regular season men's basketball champions

I like building abstract towers when my daughter wants to play with her blocks

One of our suppliers sent a tube to us with the certification marker still jammed inside of it.

Carson Rucker launches a game-tying solo homer to left in his first spring plate appearance.

My daughter can say soccer now and I’m so proud of her

Henry Ford is so pumped in hell right now.

classic fords

Oh he doin tricks on it

Good. Fuck ICE. If these ghouls want these concentration camps they should put them next to their giant mansions.

My new bit when I leave to go to the time clock is to say “welp I guess this boulder is up the hill today. See you guys tomorrow”

Fresh Prince or Wayans Bros.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’

Got a mocha latte and had them put vanilla flavoring in it too. I’m calling it a swirl cone latte

I still can’t believe someone named their kid after a mediocre plant

Yeah I don’t think the US will have enough now that Canada has the momentum.

42-13. Guaranteed an above 500 record and its Feb 21. Cade is the MVP. Damn I love this team. Made the last 15 yrs worth it. All those losses I watched. Thanks for saving the franchise Cade Parker Cunningham.

Well the Pistons have improved my mood considerably well that and the bourbon

Fuck Duke forever. It’s ok gonna win the title and they’ll flame out in the sweet 16

Well this sucks. Oh well. Win out and you still get the 1 over all seed.

Michigan is wearing maize uniforms with black socks for tonight’s game against Duke in honor of the Fab Five. A player tells me about the choice: “Gotta do it right!”

My hometown team! LCFC baby!