FINAL: Mariners 3, Tigers 2 The Seattle Mariners are headed to the ALCS for the first time since 2001 and will face Toronto after Jorge Polanco walked off Detroit in the 15th inning. It was the longest winner-takes-all playoff game in MLB history. Amazing night, amazing series.

hello! i was frog k on twitter and go by lottie L here. you might know me from trans SF or from escaped posts. i'm broke and a load-bearing gig i'm doing is struggling because of federal politics shit. i need about $700 to keep afloat this month. help ko-fi.com/frogk cash.app/$asimplefrog ty <3

A new month means new expenses, and every little bit helps and means the world!

Me and Jane were okay for a bit there but we could use some help making sure we can pay next months rent. gofund.me/423cf6868

please help a game dev keep her beloved cat with her when she needs to relocate back home after a layoff!! <3 <3 gofund.me/ca7699dd5

Me and Jane were okay for a bit there but we could use some help making sure we can pay next months rent. gofund.me/423cf6868

The new #MTGxTMNT mechanic Sneak might feel familiar - it's another great way to deliver a surprise punch to your opponent for an alternate casting cost.

Was only mildy excited about the Star Trek secret lair and was passing on the others next year but holy shit TMNT looks cool as hell.

The #MTGxTMNT set has four borderless headliner cards that feature art by Kevin Eastman, the original illustrator of TMNT. Take a look at that shiny signature stamp! So rad.

Combining individual strengths to create a dream team is a core part of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Each Partner card in the #MTGxTMNT Commander Deck highlights those strengths and adds a different flair to your path to victory.

can't believe this is a real thing

We'll be revealing our second 2026 set at the #NYCC Nickelodeon x Magic: The Gathering panel! Join us on 10/10 at 11am ET in North-Room 409. Details: spr.ly/63328AsflQ

wouldn’t have predicted we were going to get all of non-evangelical christianity, along with all sports, movies, music and culture in the divorce, but we will find the space

Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Boxes also work on bobcats

I've been bedridden for the last 10 months, unable to work as I try to get a surgeon and insurance lined up for my operation to let me work again. If you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help. Time isn't on my side here, and waiting is very expensive. ko-fi.com/fooneturing

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Newsom and his ilk should take heed.

“join mastodon”, at that point I’d rather just shout my posts out of an open window instead

Look, if you say that we as trans people should surrender the country to the far right facists because the dems aren't perfect for trans people, you are a fucking facist and no I won't argue with you because I don't argue with dumb fucks. Might as well unfollow me now if you are entertaining that.

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

delete chatgpt and stop using generative AI 🖤🤍

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

"anti-AI people should just learn more about it" motherfucker I know so much about it, that's why I'm anti-AI

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

Evangelical conservatives be like "You can't make me participate in trans people's delusions! Now here are the rules you must follow from my invisible sky fairy."

Dracula really had it all: -Homeowner -Scenic Location -Successful Business Deals -Cute Girls -Lots of Pets -Great Wardrobe -Eclectic Decor -A Twink Hypnotized to do Whatever He Says

Damn I knew the ocean was gay

There is no benefit to stopping the shutdown. None. GOP and Trump won't stick to any deals made and this is the only lever you have right now. And they will double down and double fuck Dems if they do cave. Don't blink. They own the exec and both house and senate. Let them sort it out.

it's time to stop being catty & judgmental. let people live their lives however they want (and yes, that includes you! stop judging yourself! free yourself and live your life!)

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

"Their terrible little secret is that they can't make their best-laid plans real unless you allow them."

there used to be this widely held belief that technological progress leads to social progress but a single generation of tech bros did more damage to it than the Italian futurists turning into fascists ever did

Support the cause by donating to our direct fundraising page here: tilt.fyi/Jr23vhNVE6 Want to learn more about Trans Lifeline? Visit their official website here: translifeline.org

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community. Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

When I'm trying to explain to the cis lesbian I'm crushing on that I'm not cis.

The thing is that *even if this is 100% true,* me getting my tire changed in a cordial and professional manner to someone who says ick once I leave and the business transaction is completed is infinitely better than being called a slur to my face.

anyone who is trans in a deep blue state and thinks there is no difference between the parties should put their money where their mouth is and swap homes with a trans person in a blood red state who desperately wants the fuck out

The notion that doing anything good in public ever was in itself proof you are actually a bad person because virtue signaling is the worst sin you can possibly commit has to be the most destructive psyop in human history.

sorry if this seems dramatic but i think we need to make it so people are afraid to say shit like this in public

EA getting bought out in a leveraged buyout, how long do you give them before like every other company bought out this way they collapse under the debt that was leveraged to buy them? Leveraged buyouts shouldn't be a thing but rich people have different rules.

Work was so stressful today that I actually cracked into some of mt wine. The whole month is shaping up to be a rough one.

It is incredible the lengths people will go to bend themselves backwards to blame everything that is the republicans fault om the dems. There is plenty of things to say the dems mess up but gods damn people.