CENOBITE WHO INTRODUCES YOU TO HELL: ...is that all hmm... chains, hooks... big maze.. leviathan.. ok, your hand's been up for a while ME: yeah sorry what did you say feels like cumming? CENOBITE (writing "Pain >>> Cumming" on a chalkboard): this is a really important one to remember

Good morning! Its a whole new week! What better way to start the week than by playing the game described as "I became genuinely worried how much I wanted to strangle the horse" and "is there even a horse in this?" i will strangle a horse A game. By me. brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

i am travelling for work this week and this will be me in da hotel bar

Look, folks, James Bond great guy, the best spy, everybody knows it he goes up against this man, Scaramanga. very tough guy, maybe the toughest, they call him the man with the golden gun And it’s not just any gun, by the way, it’s gold solid gold, beautiful, probably worth billions if I had it.

give me 30 minutes and the fox news chyrons and I could convince Donald Trump that the plot of any James Bond movie you pick is real

my favourite thing to do is set up a yearly subscription at the job i'm working at, and then quitting

not to be a pearl clutching boomer - but this type of escalation in risk from Mr Beast is going to end up with his stupid kid copycats doing the same and killing either themselves or someone they've bullied into taking part

criminal making the paddington bear eat batteries at gunpoint. eat another one you little monster. i want to hear them clinking around in there

local card shop threw a shoebox full of bulk into the trash today The humble dumpster pull:

bro

I'm playing tokyo extreme racer on my steam deck and I just beat a guy called "Slit Motion"

do you think being the guy that makes all the miniature models for a bond villain is a sweet gig

you should watch Sicario at 9.30am on a saturday morning, you will not regret watching Sicario at 9.30am on a saturday morning.

bruh

nw

/to the tune of "Buffalo Soldier" Michelob Ultra

Only played one good video game remaster and that was the spyro da dragon trilogy

"Gracias Evee! Gracias Pikachu!"

Full video since YouTube removed it

my elevated above it all high and mighty opinion is that it wasn't fraud in the way it was made out to be Malpractice/negligence in handling the funds - yes The bit about it not enough for charities to want to deal with makes sense His dogshit comms didn't help either

lmao

Didn't have "The Completionist" returning to youtube on my bingo card

getting hit with a masculinity blast

this guy rules

why does every tech innovation since like 2012 feel like it was designed to molest someone?

yeah rokusho we see the fit

my camera is broken - might hang it up

if I ever call myself a content creator you're allowed to kill me with bricks and hammers

Chat, does he have that shit on though?

nobody’s ever done it quite like him and i doubt we will live to see another come close

he is mad that his favourite blanket is missing from the bed (it is in the wash)

Learning some of you perverts bookmark posts to jack off to instead of typing "hot woman big boobs true love" into porn hub , like an adult

i hit the juckport 1

yes very normal

prepping to get myself in the top 10 influential accounts on bluesky

i have the "Lowtax bans hentai which leads to all this" script all done. I just need to record the VO and then record a video to go with it. I have no idea how to present this in a way that doesnt immediately get me outed as insane

i am now his 100th subscriber, thug it out big dawg

lmao i found a guy ripping off my youtube videos

I've started releasing some music on soundcloud - Not really pushing it hard yet but wanted to let people hear the stuff I'm making for videos now soundcloud.com/mlyp

looking good brotha 👍

sneaking a tylenol into every meal my pregnant wife has in an attempt to create the kwisatz haderach of posting.

me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page

We're banning Hearts of Iron - terrible game, folks. Very disrespectful, very fake history. And the fighting games? Too violent, bad for the kids. We don’t need it. We’re banning them, and we’re gonna have much better games. American games. The best.

OUT THE CURTAIN LIGHTS GO UP I'M HOME. WOAAAHHHHH

hold on i need to do something

not my proudest wank, but nevertheless