Today I had to explain GitHub to my therapist, how's your day going?

Ran 10k with @woofblitzerreports.bsky.social , didn't die and decent time too

When you realise with a bit of cropping, a much better joke can be made The Breakfast Club 1985 dir. John Hughes

Waiting in the queue for coffee. One American in front of me, 5 Americans behind. One behind me says to the one in front "hey can you order all our coffees" Fuck sake. I'm guessing Republicans.

Tron: Ares is just so laughably bad, I feel sorry for the effects folk who clearly slaved over that dreadful film, such a waste of money & IP on a film with a basic yet nonsensical plot and awful dialogue Jodie Turner Smith deserved better and I hope it bought Gillian Anderson a nice house

Our little Killy is all grown up 😍 #dogsofbluesky

I look like I have been badly photoshopped into this.

Awwww, lovely last-minute run into @guyver3x.bsky.social before the carnage of Birmingham International station

It’s time for Grease 3! Omg who said that?!

All Labour needed to do was be not corrupt and appear to care about people a bit more than the Tories… and they couldn’t manage that. I’m fucking disgusted.

Anachronox, that game was amazing for its time and damn well deserves a remaster

At @tfnationltd.bsky.social on stage Jim Sorenson just said "There's some really good ideas in the bible" but no that's the other convention happening at the Hilton this weekend

Thank god I brought a suitcase to @tfnationltd.bsky.social

I've had 5 shows today, including watching @robbotron.bsky.social get increasingly horny at a man in a pink shirt, and yet, I have another show in 2 hours time PLEASE, MY SLEEP PATTERN, IT'S VERY SICK

A out to head to show #18 of the Fringe, every night this week doesn't end until 1:30 - 2am, then I have to haul ass to TFN. I'm gonna be a HUSK by the time I get there .

UK is short for, you ok?

Last night's look, didn't hate it tbh

Based on the sunshine, drought, and fashion, you wouldn't know this was taken in England. With the lovely @mattymedlyn.bsky.social at Bristol Pride.

I would listen to this album all day

Pride March is done! Home now for shower #2 of the day before heading to the festival bit... Ft @mattymedlyn.bsky.social and his VERY popular sign 😀

PHRASING

Okay, but what’s the source wearing

Maaan I hate new retainer day, I spend most of it going OW OW OW MAH TEEF

Am designing the in-joke tees I normally wear for this year's @tfnationltd.bsky.social

A tragic and groundbreaking piece of theatre that's tragic and breaks ground. I cackled throughout.

Every time I wake up and check the news something additionally terrible has happened, I don't particularly want to go to sleep tonight in fear of tomorrows clusterfuck

Obviously I then have anxiety nightmares about this, where I wake up in a panic just to make sure that some people are, in fact, still alive

*checks stocks of canned goods*

There was a time in my life when I was permanently on social media, and couldn't bear an hour away from the hive mind. Nowadays I can barely remember I even look at my phone occasionally, let alone keep up with everyone's comings and goings. What the hell happened?

That’s not the rule and you know it.

How come we all casually accept that little lie that hotels really really care about the environment and it's not at all about trying to reduce their laundry bill.

This is the critically acclaimed FRPG y’all have been on about?

I'm not 100% convinced by the new Electric Callboy single. It's a bit like Biology, that is a few very different songs arcwelded together.

There are 3 different mass shootings currently on the front page of ABC. Jesus Christ America.

S'alright I guess

Lil baby starfish

On a beach, drinking an alcohol free negroni, in a suit, waiting for a wedding.

I blame @drewbear84.bsky.social

The ONLY way I will accept an Elden Ring movie is if Vaati narrates it.

Killy is being very needy today but at least she's photogenic

I cant stop thinking about how The Thing from TLOU2 pretty much broke gaming discourse and how the same material in the TV adaptation is getting a "wow that's a fascinating choice" reaction from viewers. Honestly it's because every gamer has a fucked up relationship with art and also are dumb babies

fucking hell what a marketing stunt

"ohhh it's new last of us today!" *realises* "...let's get this over with"

If you haven't seen it yet, then go see it this week, in a cinema. There's one scene that's practically worth the price of admission alone.

There is little more satisfying in life than a trip to the recycling centre with a full car

Listen to Shea. Shea is right.

I've lost the sword to my X-Transbots Virtus, and instead of just living with it, I've bought an endoscopic camera to look under the floorboards in case it's fallen down there.

Me during every D&D session

Apparently Alison Brie is playing Evil-Lyn so I know how I’m spending today

I won a hat in work today.