BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

it’s all i’ve got

Paddington is now a real human breen.

Hallmark has done every plot, so it is time for the apotheosis of Christmas movies: a big city lawyer returns to her small hometown and falls in love with an actual Christmas tree. After a series of missteps, they get married and have tree/human babies. Their hybrid spawn scream in endless torment 🎄

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/

Ah, the golden arches of history. Nice touch, 2025 writers.

feels stupid to say at this point but how the fuck isn't anyone invoking the 25th amendment.

Remember how the year started—

we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫

Me: I’m southern and I was reading Shakespeare by choice in middle school. Also me: when I was seven, my buddy Vernon’s daddy beheaded a rattlesnake with a shovel on the dirt road between our homes because otherwise he’d’ve wasted a perfectly good shotgun shell.

Being a southerner living outside of the south is a constant war against people deploying the laziest stereotypes imaginable without ever living in the south while also realizing you used to know a guy who used a homemade spear to kill wild boar that came in his front yard.

And, if you've somehow managed to never hear the story of how Reiner met Michelle, and how that changed WHEN HARRY MET SALLY…💔 bsky.app/profile/carl...

This entire weekend

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that St. Nicholas’ palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti

the last 24 hours have been nightmarish in their violence, and I just am so angry this is the world we are in and god damn it

yeah fuckin rub it in why dont ya thanks

the good that you do persists in this world

Rob Reiner was an American Icon who, through his art and activism, held a mirror up to American culture. His talent, humor, activism, and patriotism will be missed. Our heart breaks at the senseless loss of our friend.

every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

Its almost crisis 🎅 #art #sharks

as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons

This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

So many of the worst people you know are having a terrible night, and I think that's beautiful.

Democrats are currently ahead in 63 (!!!) races in the Virginia House of Delegates. If this holds, it would be one of the largest state legislature swings in the last 4 years. Its an absolute bloodbath for anti-trans Republicans.

Today is an absolute rebuke of anti-transgender politics, and a real sign that the anti-trans panic is fading. From VA Gov to Loudoun County to New Jersey to New York City and Pennsylvania, anti-trans Republicans are falling left and right.

Watching the results coming in across the country 🥲:

The right is responding to major wins for Democrats in Virginia as you would expect.

live view from cuomo hq

California passes proposition 50, which will mean multiple anti-LGBTQ+ Republican congress people will likely lose their seat. A continual bloodbath for anti-LGBTQ+ Republicans tonight.

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

Grace period ends tomorrow, so this is as urgent as it gets. Any shares, help, etc., is appreciated. #mutualaid #moving

In his own words: the President is responsible for the shutdown.

so i heard some school took their kids outside because they thought the ceiling would prevent them from being raptured. and as someone who was raised by a devout catholic mother, all i can say is: you believe in "the rapture" BUT YOU THINK A CEILING CAN STOP GOD ???? #skillissue

“It’s the goddamn guns!” RFK Jr: it’s not the guns it’s a mental health issue Also RFK Jr:

Today marks the 62nd anniversary of the March on Washington — one of the most powerful demonstrations for civil rights in American history. As we honor this day and Dr. King’s legacy, let us always remember: peace and justice WILL prevail.

behold a baby orca #orca #art

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

Vanity Fair staffers threaten to walk out over a proposed Melania cover: “We are not going to normalize this despot and his wife… if this happens, i’m gone, and so is half my team.” www.thedailybeast.com/i-will-walk-...

The news post we really didn't want to write: starting 1 September, we will need to temporarily block IP addresses from Mississippi from accessing Dreamwidth for legal reasons. We are so very sorry. More info: dw-news.dreamwidth.org/44429.html

This is amazing. And a reminder of the incredible work that our researchers and scientists are doing, at UW, and across the country. Breakthroughs like these are exactly why we need to fund the lifesaving work being done at our universities and research centers. www.kuow.org/stories/this...

Oh, we're manipulating reviews for #AgeOfScorpius again? Who did the author pay to have all of these legitimate (goodreads even ADMITS it met guidelines) reviews removed? Sorry, the book is just BAD, removing my review saying as much doesn't make it any less literally unreadable.

To people who want to bitch about how long some people's watchlists and TBRs are: 1. I add shit to my lists all the time SO I REMEMBER HEY WANT TO WATCH/READ THIS. I can't keep track of everything all the time. This is how I do it.

What a fucking mood lately.