Monster Mash Monster Mash Monster Mash rock From his slab rise And to my surprise He's mashing And smashing Up graveyards of fun Now the Monster Mash has begun

A cold, rainy night in October is perfect for a Mario Bava movie.

imagining a warioware-style game where you're polishing a brick until it becomes a mirror, putting legs on a snake, etc.

trying to find a really old image on my computer and stumbling on gold

Every time I see someone admit to using AI or that they just accept AI as the new normal, I lose basically all respect for that person

That's how most of us played that game

#art 💗✨

Man with hooks...

just saw the film about many successive battles… movies are so fucking back

Slimey land lord tried to scare us out of our apartment days after resigning our contract because they want to turn this place into airbnbs. Immediately backed down when it was clear we know our rights.

Uncanny X-Men #231: Magik accidentally summons the characters from Mikhail Bulghakov's The Master & Margarita.

Huge news for science fiction writers

The sweet potato that makes you gay.

Yayyy I love writing

hey how are ya

In Super Mario RPG, the Guerrilla enemy is a "knock-off" of Donkey Kong. This is referenced in a unique way by its Japanese name, which replaces two of its characters with similar ones as though on a bootleg product logo. In English, this could be conveyed as e.g. "Donkev Konq".

that beagle

Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.

Maybe they could've tried to shift course earlier if their moderation team wasn't so preoccupied attempting to silence Palestinians in need, but we're here now. Jay can have a meltdown over it all she wants; queer / trans folk, sex workers, furries, kink artists, etc ARE Bluesky.

This site's leadership taking their user base for granted has honestly been a personal motivator to post *more*. They openly resent their reputation as the social media for the queers, and mistakenly believe this site would be anything otherwise; so being even louder seems way more amusing.

VIRTUA COP AM R&D DEPT #2 SEGA SATURN

god forbid women do anything

ai video shit websites can instantly make it look like orson welles himself is sucking my cock but i still have to complete the hardest captcha of my life to book a bowling lane

listening to sexophone music on my pornograph

It was a somewhat dark and mildly rainy night when the zombie bunnies leapt out of their burrows. They nibbled upon the ankles of humans who all said “Gosh, that smarts!” but luckily the zombunnies didn’t break the skin. Any resemblance to living or fictional rabbits is strictly accidental. THE END

BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA (1952)

formerly one of the most storied news institutions in the nation

Imagine saying this with zero irony.

Nancy By Ernie ď

preserving my best cohost post before they shut the lights off

Watching the Sarah Z video about getting sued by homestuck and its shocking how inarticulate Android Hussy is. Just a completely out of touch with reality, brain cooked person.

Okatsuka posted the censorship rules for the controversial comedy festival, noting how many "You can’t say anything anymore!" comedians have signed on. www.avclub.com/riyadh-comed...

Batman v Jandek Dawn of Jandek

showing them all the new metal gear ray on a tanker ship

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

Chirico going to grab a soda from the fridge Votoms ost for some reason:

"A refrigerator cannot destroy heat, it can only move it away from the sealed world of its interior to the chaos of the outside. One man's thirst will lead him to open the barrier, heedless of the consequnces. The crack of aluminum, the hiss of carbon dioxide. Next time: Chirico Grabs a Diet Coke"

no one: some Disney exec in 1995: obviously children won’t understand the theme of architectural preservation in the original Hunchback of Notre Dame. so write a song about the corruption of religious power and sexual resentment disguised as piety. I’ll book the chamber choir.

bizarre and frustrating trend i've been seeing on here is people treating critical opinions of games/movies/etc. as censorship or anti-art. like saying you didn't like something is denying the artist their right to express their own artistic vision. it's not the end of the world to have an opinion

I’m a ten but it’s short for Ten-Eyed Man

coral castle, homestead, florida, 1990

damn i gotta get to the pictures lol hell yeah

Dr. Pibb? Mr. Pepper!?