The frequency in which my grocery store does buy 2 get 5 free soda deals has me thinking that Soda should be a lot fucking cheaper than it is

An Elder Scrolls TV show would suck.

I should sell my Tomadachi life to pay for the new one

"good pussy is a triumph"

I will formally apologize to the Highguard team for complaining about the 3v3 format. The maps are still a little too big but 5v5 sucks shit

All the posts worrying about Gabe Newell dying and destroying Valve in his absense are so stupid cause like Gabe is essentially retired. He's just a figure head, he doesn't do anything for Valve right now besides float around on yachts and check his email.

If Lowtax didn't ban Hentai, we'd be living through Hillary Clinton's third term right now 😞

Man all these files are fucked up. Someone has got to kill this Epstein guy.

Elon has such annoying little brother vibes about wanting to go on a pedophile vacation

Wassup, I have insane guilt spending any money right now but I wanna buy a game for $20 so if anyone wants to commission mefor $20 I will try to produce some art of this quality below for you. Any character, DM me.

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

I am having fun with Highguard. I will say, if you are an FPS enthusiast you should at least try it before it's gone. I really hate that is the way things go with live service games nowadays but there's really a chance they are fucked coming in hot like this.

One of the literary takes I see that always pisses me off is the whole, Lord of the Flies is bad because it happened in real life and the boys didn't kill each other. The book isn't a documentary, and 1 data point doesn't "prove it wrong"

We’re proud to present the debut of Donkey Dong Cunty performing “Snake Eater.” Huge thanks to Rock M Sakura for transforming Rocco into his drag persona!

The onlyy Highguard I wanna play would be HIGH gaurding my Weed! #TheJokingGamer

One of my favorite videos is of a guy showing off a twitter meme where they photoshopped a realistic anus on Timmy Turners dad and they are going "What the fuck is this shit. We're going to kill you for making this shit."

I just wish people would accept that entertaining and good are two different things. Like 100 gecs isn't good but it is entertaining!

She Beavis on my Butthead till I Daria Morgendorffer

Highguard is goodish gameplay wise, and there's room to evolve but there's a reason why Team Fortress, Overwatch and Marvel Rivals succeed. People compare it to Concord but I actually think Concord actually had decent designs.

Really sad that one woman who went viral for painting herself blue joined ICE

I know no one actually cares, but it does feel stupid of me not to post or reblog about all of the horrors in America RN while I continue to post dumb shit and shower thoughts. I just feel there's plenty of it on most people's feeds. Help where you can. I live in bumfuck nowhere so I donated

Grinding dog turds

$0 😞He will never get pussy

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my king

Time travel is real but they never take into fact that the earth is traveling through the universe so where they travel back to is just an empty void in space so they die

La chirigota de los Stephen Hawking

“In the years ahead, as more and more of what makes us who we are is gobbled up by fewer and fewer ghoulish robber barons, we’re all going to have to decide how much of ourselves we’re willing to keep renting from people who hurt us.”

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Mr Beast should give me 20k to save my life RN!!!!!!

It's going to be tough finding Dogbert a new home

a ffew months ago i dreamed i was getting a tattoo of the king of hearts (playing card) but the picture in the middle was milhouse. so last weekend i went and got it . please forgive my fat, red arm

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

The day the Dilbert died

Ishowspeed is so fucking cool

It doesn't need to be said but Mike from Stranger Things sucks as a DM. I mean it's accurate, like any kid playing first edition in the 80's would suck as a DM. It's just really funny that D&D is a whole thematic basis in the show and they are playing a really bad version of it.

Power Dolls 2 // Kogado Studio // PC-98

My honeymoon period with Arc Raiders is over, their isn't enough to work towards with the game play loop of expeditions and trials, and the aggression based match makes cooperation too easy and pvp too sweaty.

it's important to be vigilant about fakery even when that fakery reenforces your suspicions and values (especially then, in fact, bc posts like this can cast doubt on the many many legitimate complaints regarding gig/delivery services)

It is kinda crazy that we still got 30-40 year olds on here going "Bwah!! People are horny for videogame characters???" I thought that was like a zoomer thing

On his deathbed Scott Adams has received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Soon he will look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

I have some amazing bait to post on the people weirded out by modded Animal Crossing titties, but they turned off quotes :(

Hey, wanna see some home-made dolls?

1. try not to post things that will get you arrested 2. try not to post things that will make your friends want to off themselves

I don't think people who happily enjoyed Stranger Things season 1-4 are allowed to hate on the ending of it. Like dog, it's always been like this, this is what it's been building up too, it's always been like this. You ain't saving yourself swapping teams at the last second.

Already cried in 2026, but good tears. Fuck this is going to be a weird year.