Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)

Local boy would do this for four straight hours if his heart could handle it

It was almost worth it to get Xbox to admit under oath that, in fact, basically no one uses it

Microsoft should be ridiculed for this, yes, but Lina Khan's FTC put forth the limpest case against "Xbox as a monopoly" they possibly could've so I'm not terribly sympathetic

This is such a central time zone thing I feel like but there's nothing better on a Friday or Saturday night than getting in bed at 10pm and turning on the Pacific Coast college football game you don't care about at all that just started and drifting in and out of consciousness.

I toil and yet he sleeps.

posting so badly you trigger lowtax’s ex-wife has got to pop up an achievement somewhere

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

I think Taylor Swift is famous now at exactly the same wavelength Hulk Hogan was famous in the 80s. I will not elaborate.

What if Taylor had to write increasingly un-subtle lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis until he finally understood it

Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them. For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis

You’ve gotten harassment for sure but you’ve also gotten perfectly calm people telling you that your philosophy in action is a point of failure for this platform you apparently care about very much. Please hire better community folks and a PR firm.

Bro you gotta log off and get a pr person

I’m learning a lot about Taylor Swift against my will this morning

The redone intro credits cinematic for FFT is gorgeous.

No it doesn’t, that’s you doing that

i looked at the methodology for this and it is a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and b. p-hacked

I do feel for Obsidian. They released one of the year's very best games but it has gotten a bit buried as we move through the months. Now they have an opportunity to release a more warmly-received Outer Worlds sequel at almost the very moment their parent company decided to pull the Game Pass rug.

I’m playing one of the great brand new games out this week

I was asked four times today and didn’t know the answer

‘High Potential’ Nearly Triples Season 2 Premiere Viewership After 7 Days With 28% Year-Over-Year Audience Growth

Local boy would do this for four straight hours if his heart could handle it

I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week

Great command of the language on display here

Oh great, it got worse. bsky.app/profile/jswe...

‘High Potential’ Nearly Triples Season 2 Premiere Viewership After 7 Days With 28% Year-Over-Year Audience Growth

I love Wikipedia, brother

If I wish to see a virgin on screen

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

Jay I’m finding myself wondering aloud if you’d be this ungracious and flippant if the victims of Jesse Singal were not trans people but another marginalized group. Not only are you on the wrong side of this but you’re embarrassing yourself and your company at the same time.

the CEO of bluesky continues to troll the users that ask for banning Jessie Signal, a journalist that has been shown to repeatedly violate bsky's community guidelines by openly orchestrating targeted harassment campaigns off-site against trans users on-site

I do feel for Obsidian. They released one of the year's very best games but it has gotten a bit buried as we move through the months. Now they have an opportunity to release a more warmly-received Outer Worlds sequel at almost the very moment their parent company decided to pull the Game Pass rug.

Colonoscopy prep has gone from a gallon jug to twelve ounces. I love science too bad we’ve stopped doing it.

THAT’S MY FUCKING CHAMPION

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John reporting from the field: the normies (complimentary) at my office are SUPER not feeling paying $360/year on Xbox Game Pass

UK workers at Disco Elysium studio ZA/UM have unionized

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

John reporting from the field: the normies (complimentary) at my office are SUPER not feeling paying $360/year on Xbox Game Pass

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

This picture has me stunlocked. There's no way he looks like this. There's no way they picked this. There's no way they edited it like this.

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Gaming-Only journalists and analysts are pretty accurately calling this EA acquisition what it is: a doomed idea that will cause untold human misery and kill the company and probably bury all its IPs Tech/Gaming Journalists keep trying to find a silver lining. Huh. Curious. Strange. Odd. Quirky.

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