Late to the LiB8 party but I can’t help but notice all the B-roll shots of food provided for the cast. Netflix making up for sins of the past lol

The blasting Summerboy in 2008 to blasting How Bad Do U Want Me in 2025 pipeline

Mikey Madison is the first Ghostface to become an Oscar-winner. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins25

I personally feel you shouldn’t be expected to go to the grocery store and cook the food for yourself on the same day.

After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.

It’s my birthday! It’s also my dog’s birthday by pure coincidence! Welcome to Pisces szn!!

praise the wilderness yellowjackets is back

Dog owner chiming in here - does EVERY Super Bowl ad NEED to feature a doorbell sound?

THE CHIEFS CAN STILL WIN IF MIKE PENCE HAS THE COURAGE

Oh Chiefs, don’t be sad you’re getting demolished! It’s a ~HoNoR~ just to play in front of Trump, right??? Right??

Ideally, both the Chiefs and Eagles would lose and America could heal. But, Harrison Butker, the Chiefs kicker, is a nasty Christian nationalist who pals around with Josh Hawley, so...yeah...Chiefs can kick rocks. Hope Eagles win.

Well of course we needed a filtered and Frankensteined Kris Jenner face to jumpscare us.

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so embarrassing…

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Johnny Cash’s cover of “Personal Jesus” playing over AI slop to promote some church thing is the most dystopian bullshit. #SuperBowl

Good to see Aubrey Plaza on my screen, hope she’s hanging in there ❤️

Catherine O’Hara the woman that you are

Omg it’s our first Super Bowl together on BlueSky guys 🥹🦋

While you're texting "Chiefs rigged," I'm still texting about the score bug 10 minutes later

this giant score bug is a monument to an empire's decline

I don’t have instagram stories anymore so this is the only place to post my workout data but I’m at 10% of my 2025 goal!!!!!

I hope in the new Final Destination they finally defeat the evil villain, Rube Goldberg

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

Make Horror Fun Again 😍😍😍😍

Convinced everyone can totally tell that I don’t really pronounce Orange like Ahrange and I’m forcing it 😬

www.erininthemorning.com/p/2025-trans... Erin Reed made a list of trans girl scouts to order cookies from. Each has a personal goal; I bought cookies from one who hadn't met their goal yet, and you should too.

anyway right now I am watching the bachelor which is neither an act of resistance nor an act of self care

The only time I miss Twitter is when there’s a bachelor season going on.

Christopher Plumber ripping a nazi flag in half was a CORE MEMORY for my development as a young person

Annoyingly (and appropriately) back in my Sound of Music era

Big day today!!!!

‘BRAT’ by Charli xcx wins the #GRAMMYs  award for Best Dance/Electronic Album.

I think folks aren’t registering that Trumps base doesn’t love him because of what he’ll do FOR them. They love him because of what he’ll do TO the people they hate.

do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs

January workout data is looking good to hit my goals. I ideally would like to be lifting between 18-21 times a months to be on target but I caught the flu early in the year and it slowed things down

Retired Party Girl syndrome aka my fight or flight kicking in anytime I’m outside of my house after 11pm now

2nd movie of 2025 is my favorite horror genre- the “good for her” film. I want all men to watch this and suffer, doubly so for ones that drive Cyber Trucks.

I wish I had better news for you today. In what appears to be the first time an abortion provider has been criminally charged since Roe was overturned, a Louisiana grand jury has indicted a New York doctor for shipping abortion medication to a teen patient.

Good time to be allergic to avocados, bad time to love adding a fried egg to every meal

The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more. I'm trying to save them. You can find the deleted docs at cdcguidelines.com - I'll be adding more over the weekend.

Tenderly holding the hand of every mid 30s woman I meet and letting them know it’s time to drop the Kristin Cavallari accent. Your normal voice is just fine. You’re safe. And you’re gonna get TMJ.

An unelected South African billionaire fascist is destroying the United States in an open coup. The American people require ferocious and visible leadership from Democrat officials or we will lose this country to evil.

We gotta get radishes trending the way cucumbers did. Where’s the TikTok guy with the mandolin and the msg- I have a pitch to make

Scott Foley being in Scream 7 is wild, especially since Kevin Williamson had nothing to do with the version of Scream 3 they actually made. (Easiest assumption is Roman appears to Sidney in visions like Billy did with Sam but who knows?)

As a Stu Macher truther of many years I am SO excited to have Mathew Lillard back in the franchise. But this is clearly a Hail Mary to… (1/2) 🧵

In a totally normal and not-alarming memo, Trump’s new transportation secretary directs staff to give preferential funding to “communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average” jessica.substack.com/p/trump-admi...

You would think after 30+ years I would not pick at hang nails to the point I unzip my entire existence, but you’d be wrong. 😬

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

Giving Candace Owens a platform for pop culture gossip is so NOT IT.

Not just buttered noodles, but buttered wide egg noodles.