If anyone wants to play NYT Crossplay with me… nytimes.onelink.me/B892/2660k80d Be my friend on The New York Times Crossplay app so we can play one-on-one in this word game.

WHY CATHERINE OHARA AND NOT ANY OF THE POS REPUBLICANS WHYYYYYY?!?!?!

“I am the tea that you are having 😈” #Bridgerton

I can handle a shot of the lowest rail tequila. But a measure of cough syrup? 🤢

We went out in the snow very briefly today. Old girl’s joints were not happy about the cold 🙁

Duvets need to just not. Why do they insist on burrito-ing in the dryer?

Sudafed. Mucinex DM. Advil. Benadryl. Tessalon Perles. I summon thee in my hour of despair. Save me. Rid me of this plague and grant me peace.

Animal Crossing releasing updates when the world is a literal dumpster fire is the chef’s kiss of escapism and exactly what I need right now.

Another morning without THAT headline being breaking news… *sigh*

Just did the math and, not including federal holidays, I have fifty days of PTO this year. There’s no way I can take all that time off 😅

I understand absolutely nothing, but we’re at the Boy Aquarium! #HeatedRivalryInfluence

2016/2026.

Julia Roberts looks so good!! Ugh. I just love her and her work.

If you saw a typo, no you didn’t. That was the champagne talking.

Omg Chris Pine is going to look SO handsome as the King Consort of Genovia 🥵😍

YAASSSSSS K-POP DEMON HUNTERS GETTING A GOLDEN GLOBE! We sealed the Honmoon!

Controversial opinion incoming, but it’s 2026 and I’m so tired of my ears being assaulted by straight women screaming in queer spaces.

Finally fucking Friday.

The afternoon slump is real today 😴

May Verizon burn in a hell as fiery as the rage they induce in me.

In the 2026 edition of Jesse Takes A Tumble, you can hear new tracks like: “FUCK” “Jesus Fucking Christ” “SHIT (That Hurt)” and the perennial favorite “Hey, Siri, How Do I Get Blood Out of Denim?”

Update: I am now locked out of the system and they had to completely reset my machine. Guess I’ll be reading gay hockey smut for the next hour while they work in the backend to restore what they broke…

It’s lowkey hilarious watching this “IT consultant” remote into my machine and try to migrate my profile over to the new domain. I’m cackling 🤣 ID10T 3Rr0r

Me reading some of y’all’s posts 😅

Just logged back into work for the first time in over two weeks and I felt my soul die a little.

I just be vibing and this fucking cough will get me out of nowhere. It’s been weeks and I’m fucking over it. Please end me.

So who had Trump violating the Charter of the United Nations and the sovereignty of Venezuela on their 2026 bingo card?

What (and I cannot stress this enough) the actual fuck??

Watching the inauguration of Zohran Mamdani as the Mayor of New York City and the entire ceremony is a subtle but strong middle finger to the Trump administration. THIS is what the United States stands for—a united people founded by immigrants.

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.” In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

BREAKING Zohran Mamdani has been sworn-in as the 112th Mayor of New York City.

It wouldn’t be NYE without Andy and Anderson 🤣

Gays and theys, do you have your red undies ready for NYE??

IT’S NOT EMILY IN CHICAGO, IT’S EMILY IN PARIS! DÉGAGE!

Darren. Fucking. Star. Can’t we have just ONE nice thing??

Très impoli! Oui, I am “still watching” the hot men scamper throughout Emily and Sylvie’s lives in Rome AND Paris.

It’s been a nice Roman Holiday, but “I need my Emily in Paris.”

The body that is Lucien Laviscount. 🥵

Husband puts on terrible Christmas movie and immediately falls asleep… every fucking time.

Snow day in the city. #NYC

So many Christmas cookies leftover… oh no. Whatever will I do?

Grateful for another Christmas with @gothamgay.bsky.social (and mince pies).

There are few things in life as hard as watching your dog grow old. 🥺

But why is Heated Rivalry over?

My heart… 😭 #HeatedRivalry #cottage

Merry Christmas!

I’ve lost my voice and it is one of the most frustrating things.

Happy Christmas Eve Eve!