The scariest sound this Halloween is the “doo doo” of a Teams meeting starting…

With a week to Halloween, it’s definitely “seekest thou the road” season 😈

Finally fucking Friday.

I want a hot body, but if the process involves Burpees, it’s a no from me dawg. I would rather saw my own arm off. Please note this statement was made before coffee 🤣

Got my quarterly bloodwork and STI panel done today. #KnowYourStatus #UequalsU

Joe and I moved back to NYC 5 years ago today and it has flown by. This is the longest I have lived in one place and I wouldn’t change a thing 🥰

I will never forgive The Pokémon Company for what they did to my precious Starmie.

Finished R.F. Kuang’s new novel, Katabasis. Definitely made me think. I don’t have the logician background to grasp all of the paradoxes, but a compelling read nonetheless. @harpervoyagerus.bsky.social 4/5 stars for originality, world building, and interpersonal relationships. #darkacademia #magic

When that ONE coworker whom you would gladly push off a cliff gets steamrolled in a conversation and you just sit back, channeling your inner Petti LaBelle.

It’s this potato’s #GotchaDay. She joined our family 7 years ago today 🥰

It is both enviable and maddening to live above a French restaurant in autumn. Invariably, the aroma of garlic, onions, and quantities of butter waft through the window at regular intervals 😆

I always find it humorous to witness people losing the Umbrella vs. Wind battle.

Madame le Floof has been having a hard time moving around the last few weeks and it just dawned on us today that we should have switched her to senior dog food by now 😕

Pumpkin gnocchi and sausage “mac” and cheese for dinner was an EXCELLENT choice.

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Did I just wash down a Benadryl with the last of my wine? Maybe…

I am so ready for the #Wicked press tour part 2.

Why do we take for granted the days of clear sinuses? Breathe in, breathe out. One day you might not be able to.

Got ‘em! Wicked: For Good tickets have been secured. Didn’t get the premium early access cuz I may work fast, but I’m getting too old for this 🤣

The concept of re-activating FB for the marketplace is giving hard no vibes, but I need a bookshelf. Does anyone in NYC have positive things to say about the marketplace?

Censorship is so 1984. Read for your rights. Today kicks off #BannedBooksWeek, and this year's theme reminds us that the right to read belongs to all of us, that censorship has no place in contemporary society, and that we must defend our rights. https://www.ala.org/bbooks.

I have 9 days left to finish R.F. Kuang’s Katabasis before the NYPL claws it back for the 425 people waiting in the queue. Why can’t I read *fun* things like magical descents into hell for a living? 😅 #booksky

Very excited to see this new imprint come to life! #booksky rb.gy/hmxvy3

And just like that, Monday’s back…

#BannedBooksWeek is more important now than ever. Read for your rights.

I can’t really be mad at my husband for playing The Life of A Showgirl again when I listened to Kylie’s Padam Padam a literal 568 times.

Gay powers restored with a fresh fade 🌈💇🏻‍♂️✨

The cardinal rule of our household (post 30 years old) - if you have more than 3 glasses of wine, take 2 ibuprofen and 1 liter of water before bed 🤣😅

Finished #knitting my first scarf. It’s over 7 feet long and very chunky, but cute!

Torn between aperol spritzes and going to the gym…

Y’all. Wayward on Netflix is a fucking trip…

The wine shops in our neighborhood are woefully picked through and have very limited options at a reasonable price… thanks, tariffs 😑

Time for a re-read. #BookSky #cozyread

InDesign just crashed losing the last hour of work without saving. I think that’s a sign for me to be done for the day…

Truly believe pedestrians should carry air horns. Maybe if I could blast people in the ear with a sonorous rendition of their own idiocy, they would have a greater sense of self-awareness 😡

Ok, I earned my wine 🤣 #SoulCycle

Never thought I would have to have emergency meetings about acetaminophen… seriously, fuck this administration.

Still have to burn two days of PTO this year and the time is quickly running out. Halloween and another random Friday?

Also, immediately checking to see that my next day off is… not until October 13

Took two days off work and come back to 117 emails. Be fucking for real…

FYI, there are 62 days until Wicked: For Good.

It’s also my Balloon Day 😛

Is it too early for champagne? Asking for me.

Nuh night. 💤😴 #selfcare

Over-baked my torte, but it still tastes good 😋

The only thing keeping me going in this dumpster fire of a world is a new episode of Great British Bake Off each week. #GBBO is like a slice of cake and a warm hug in visual form.

I stand with PBS. I stand with NPR. I stand with Stephen Colbert. I stand with Jimmy Kimmel. I stand with the First Amendment. PERIOD.* *Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

It was never about “freedom.” It was always about who was in control.

Barack Obama speaks out against the suspension of Jimmy Kimmel’s show:

Just spent 90 minutes crunching the numbers of the U.S. National Health Expenditures in 2023 and I now have zero motivation left for the day.